lunatic with knife , It's starting early !!!

banjacksed

Lunatic with knife on manor street telling a garda on a motobike he's going to cut him up :rolleyes:

He was actualy standing at the doorway to his house shouting at the garda, it's only getting started, imagine what the people were thinking walking into the festival.

charlemont

Theres always one..

dayshah

banjacksed wrote: »

Lunatic with knife on manor street telling a garda on a motobike he's going to cut him up :rolleyes:

He was actualy standing at the doorway to his house shouting at the garda, it's only getting started, imagine what the people were thinking walking into the festival.

I think its an imitation knife, not a real one.

seanybiker

I heard he already killed 59 people and wounded a pelican.

deisedave

When did this happen; I am living right next to where the guards are and have been peeking my head out all day and did not notice this.

dayshah

seanybiker wrote: »

I heard he already killed 59 people and wounded a pelican.

Actually I'm missing my pet pelican. She's a house pelican, and not used to dealing with (imitation) knife wielding lunatics.

I'm so worried

ziedth

Hi Dermot,


*gives another wave

:pac:

banjacksed

deisedave wrote: »

When did this happen; I am living right next to where the guards are and have been peeking my head out all day and did not notice this.

The garda was on his bike at the junction of madigans which was closed off,

deisedave

banjacksed wrote: »

The garda was on his bike at the junction of madigans which was closed off,

Madigans area has been closed off since early this morning it's not closed off because of that, going mad now I missed the drama

jonnyfingers

I heard he has a samurai sword and is currently making his way to the roof of some building....

deisedave

jonnyfingers wrote: »

I heard he has a samurai sword and is currently making his way to the roof of some building....

I hope its not my roof

banjacksed

deisedave wrote: »

Madigans area has been closed off since early this morning it's not closed off because of that, going mad now I missed the drama

Im sure madigans is one of the roads closed off, was just up paying me insurance in zurich michael street when coming back this was going on, but i believe quickly sorted,

banjacksed

jonnyfingers wrote: »

I heard he has a samurai sword and is currently making his way to the roof of some building....

yea he had a kebab too

ziedth

jonnyfingers wrote: »

I heard he has a samurai sword and is currently making his way to the roof of some building....

? :cool:

banjacksed

banjacksed wrote: »

yea he had a kebab too

hed need a sword to cut it got one the other night it was like rubber, hahahahha

deisedave

banjacksed wrote: »

Im sure madigans is one of the roads closed off, was just up paying me insurance in zurich michael street when coming back this was going on, but i believe quickly sorted,

Ya that's what I am saying the road is closed off for the tall ships not because of the knife incident

gscully

He then put the knife to the throat of a bat that happened to be flying around in daylight, (the crazy b@stard) looking like it was lost. I think it got away though.

jonnyfingers

News just in: someone's missing cat is also on the roof with the crazy samurai sword-wielding man.

I think I'll become a journalist with all these exclusives!

Beerholder

Ye've all officially lost it

banjacksed

ye man i agree, something in the air, is there a full moon tonight by any chance

MitchKoobski

gscully

The Garda should've pulled a Crocodile Dundee on him

banjacksed

All this exitment is making me thirsty

Heathen

banjacksed wrote: »

All this exitment is making me thirsty

Me too!! why did they have to have the tall ships on the year that im broke :mad: dagnammit!!

jimbojazz

Typical I missed it and I was down that way around that time. I was picking up an eye patch for my pirates suit at my brothers house. But as I'm blind in one eye I got confused with the excitement of finally getting my costume complete and put the patch over my good eye. I got a bit of a shock when it went all black and started flailing my arms and waving my toy sword around. Thankfully a kind Garda was going past on his bike and saw my plight and removed the patch for me.

Just for ye all here is a photo of my costume.


http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens16506881module147892391photo_1296439514Pirates_sword_and_costume

dayshah

jimbojazz wrote: »

Just for ye all here is a photo of my costume.


http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens16506881module147892391photo_1296439514Pirates_sword_and_costume

Ah, I thought they wanted internet pirates, like this:

jive

My Dad's friend said that his brother had a knife thrown at him and it whistled past his nose grazing his septum. Apparently he attacked 14 women and children and bit a dog after that. I heard from my cousin's friend who works in a helicopter that he saw him juggling knives of fire and proceeded to run around singing eyebrows, some said he achieved mega turbo speeds of 28km/ph on foot.

Flyin Irishman

while I appreciate the effort of all the people who "expanded" on this with their "reliable" info , Did this really happen OP??

If it did thats the stupidest thing Ive heard of someone doing in a long time!

BlaasForRafa

There was a woman there shouting at him to get down

charlemont

O.M.G. Wings have just sprouted from his back and supposedly he now has access to a ray-gun, His demands include a bus load of naked women and 3 grams of coke.

dayshah

charlemont wrote: »

O.M.G. Wings have just sprouted from his back and supposedly he now has access to a ray-gun, His demands include a bus load of naked women and 3 grams of coke.

More specifically 3 grammes of cherry cola. The Gardaí are refusing on the grounds it tastes crap.