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  • 02-07-2011 11:58pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    Hello Mr Hayes, sorry you lost the boxing match. This way please, through these doors marked losers, here you'll find the England football team and Andy Murray who's only just arrived and he is keeping a seat warm for you.


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    Melion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Haye?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Who's Mr. Hayes?


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    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Who's Mr. Hayes?

    Colm Hayes?

    Anyway, I'm finding it hard to see past all the Irsih heavyweight champions, even half decent tennis players and football teams that qualify for stuff to slag anyone.


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    haha women, haven't a clue about sports!


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    [Deleted User]
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    drunk_monk wrote: »
    haha women, haven't a clue about sports!

    riiiiight, anyway so, who is Mr. Hayes?


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Ok I'll admit this was poor, sorry :(


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Sorry whoopsie he is an english man who just lost a boxing match. He really bigged himself up for this as well


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    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    drunk_monk wrote: »
    Sorry whoopsie he is an english man who just lost a boxing match. He really bigged himself up for this as well

    No he's not. But David HAYE is an Englishman who just lost a fight.

    It's good that you put the proper leg work in to learning about what your mocking. Oh and Andy Murrey is Scottish. You need to make up your mind if your slagging the English or the British. Should I explain the difference for you?


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    [Deleted User]
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    drunk_monk wrote: »
    Sorry whoopsie he is an english man who just lost a boxing match. He really bigged himself up for this as well

    :rolleyes:
    Fail.

    Clearly, women know alot more than you think ;)

    He ain't called the hayesmaker now is he!


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Hey guy, thank you but I'm mocking Britain which includes all I have mentioned, Oh and I'm English (British)!!


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    No he's not. But David HAYE is an Englishman who just lost a fight.

    It's good that you put the proper leg work in to learning about what your mocking. Oh and Andy Murrey is Scottish. You need to make up your mind if your slagging the English or the British. Should I explain the difference for you?
    So who did you think I was on about then?


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    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    drunk_monk wrote: »
    So who did you think I was on about then?

    Nikki Hayes?


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    We got our wires crossed, David Haye fought today (and lost) thats all


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    [Deleted User]
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    drunk_monk wrote: »
    We got our wires crossed, David Haye fought today (and lost) thats all

    we know :D


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    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Although in fairness this is pretty comical, yeh I lost the fight because of my toe:pac::pac::pac::pac:.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKTT-g3X5Jg


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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Why is this in Humour?


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