Relationship prerequisites and deal-breakers

orourkeda

A fanny and a heartbeat is good enough for me

fraggle1

Alter-Ego wrote: »

She must just really like having the flaps munched off her.

Simple pleasures.

lol This made me spit my coffee out! hahaha

St.Spodo

Prerequisite: A fanny.

Deal-breaker: A dick.

suicide_circus

I love box (aka vag, gee, clunge, meat curtains, bearded oyster, hairy taco and gowl)

mikom

desertcircus wrote: »

Absolute and total dealbreaker: casual bigotry or racism.

That's very black and white.

hatrickpatrick

Deal-breaker: Monopolizing me, asking me to choose between you or my friends, essentially trying to isolate me. I know a lot of girls who do this to lads for some reason.

Eric Cartman

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Deal-breaker: Monopolizing me, asking me to choose between you or my friends, essentially trying to isolate me. I know a lot of girls who do this to lads for some reason.

seems to be rampant among the 19-22 age group

hatrickpatrick

Eric Cartman wrote: »

seems to be rampant among the 19-22 age group

It's pretty depressing, we all know someone who gets a girlfriend and suddenly isn't "allowed" to hang out anymore. I mean wtf.

Pherekydes

Prerequisites:
A heartbeat

Deal-Breaker:
Lack of a heartbeat.





Oh, and must be female.

RussellTuring

Liam Byrne wrote: »

So why put it in twice?

Once just obviously isn't enough for her.

Prerequisites would include an ability to hold an interesting conversation. It doesn't really matter if we have widely divergent views on different topics as long as you can defend your position. A passion for giving/receiving oral is nice, which I suppose is the sexual equivalent.

Deal-breaker: cheating. If you do it, the relationship isn't worth salvaging, at least in my opinion.

PennyLane88

Prerequisites:

Smart
Funny, friendly
Easy on the eye (not looking for a Brad Pitt lookalike, but someone decent)
Good in bed
Sucessful and content in his career (or has a career path if he hasnt got his dream job yet)
Romantic
Having some sort of hobby which he is passionate about.
Chivalrous

Deal-breakers:

Lazy slobs
use of drugs (even weed)
Bad personal hygiene
Compulsive liars
Guys who in complicated situations with their 'ex' (definitely stay away from me, i won't be burnt again!!)

PennyLane88

orourkeda wrote: »

A fanny and a heartbeat is good enough for me

Cool, lets get it on :cool:

orourkeda

PennyLane88 wrote: »

Cool, lets get it on :cool:

Giggidy

orourkeda

suicide_circus wrote: »

I love box (aka vag, gee, clunge, meat curtains, bearded oyster, hairy taco and gowl)

You can't beat a nice big fanny.

katiebelle

Prerequisites
well endowed
likes chinese porn

deal breaker
last girlfriend was a sheep lol

OutlawPete

Prerequisites:
Wealth
Tight Ass
Long Nipples
Squirter
Kick Boxing Champ
Loves Classic Movies
Loves to Cook and Clean
Loves being a Submissive Sex Slave 90% of time
Aggressive sexual wild animal the other 10%.
Fan of Flock of Seagulls
Public Nudity fetish
Size 5 feet

Deal Breakers:
Talks during movies
Owns a copy of The Female Eunuch

orourkeda

OutlawPete wrote: »

Prerequisites:
Wealth
Tight Ass
Long Nipples
Squirter
Kick Boxing Champ
Loves Classic Movies
Loves to Cook and Clean
Loves being a Submissive Sex Slave 90% of time
Aggressive sexual wild animal the other 10%.
Fan of Flock of Seagulls
Public Nudity fetish
Size 5 feet

Deal Breakers:
Talks during movies
Owns a copy of The Female Eunuch

Its good to have standards

I don't have a list per se but smoking is a massive turn off for me.

Needler

Karsini wrote: »

I don't have a list per se but smoking is a massive turn off for me.

Yea same, if its just a bit of weed now i don't mind but not fags. Hate them yokes

RussellTuring

Needler wrote: »

Yea same, if its just a bit of weed now i don't mind but not fags. Hate them yokes

I'd like to say the same but all the rides seem to smoke.

RussellTuring

RussellTuring wrote: »

I'd like to say the same but all the rides seem to smoke.

Not necessarily, I know a few stunners who don't.

Adrianno28

I think that a prerequisit should be someone not being mean, ie too "mean" to but food clothes or drinks, Its a trait I hate more than any other.. especially someone who is well off and doesnt wanna flash the cash... is a person has only a little money then thats fair enough... but meanness... forget it.

RussellTuring

Karsini wrote: »

Not necessarily, I know a few stunners who don't.

Well "all" was definitely an exaggeration, but it's still too many for me to write off.

themadchef

fraggle1 wrote: »

lol This made me spit my coffee out! hahaha

Me too, minus the coffee bit. Still giggling. Classic


Personally i dont see the need for drawing up a list of shít defining what i must have in a partner.

You riding? That'll do.

Ah no, it's just, if youre a great guy and you snore, then so what? Or if you're a great guy and hung like a budgie...... oh wait... i need to rethink this.

Kinetic^

orourkeda wrote: »

You can't beat a nice big fanny.

You can beat it, it'll probably see you thrown in jail though.

RussellTuring

RussellTuring wrote: »

Well "all" was definitely an exaggeration, but it's still too many for me to write off.

I still agree though, has often happened to me too.

RussellTuring

Karsini wrote: »

I still agree though, has often happened to me too.

What has?

ArtSmart

having a threesome without me. or without even telling me. or letting me watch.

def a dealbreaker.

RussellTuring

RussellTuring wrote: »

What has?

I've met someone really attractive, only to find she smokes. Only happened to me a couple of weeks ago actually, bumped into her outside her workplace. Tried to keep talking but my conscience was telling me "run, run, run."

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Used to always have gum ready for situations like that.

RussellTuring

Karsini wrote: »

I've met someone really attractive, only to find she smokes. Only happened to me a couple of weeks ago actually, bumped into her outside her workplace. Tried to keep talking but my conscience was telling me "run, run, run."

Ah yeah. Wasn't sure you meant that. I never smoked myself but it was never really an issue for me despite, and possibly due to, so many girls I know being smokers.

Seres

super-rush wrote: »

As long as she has a hole and a heartbeat i'm happy.

Heartbeat is optional.

sounds like a blow up would do you buddy !

NomdePlume

With a former boyfriend, something in me changed towards him when we were ordering in a cafe and I heard him saying "I'll just grab a juice, cheers".

Grab??? Cheers???

No.

We broke up a few weeks after that. He dumped me actually, but... yeah.

That can be my prerequisite -- you don't say you'll "just grab [thing], cheers" (and preferably don't dump me for totally unrelated reasons a few weeks later).

Rants in my pants

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

theboss80

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Prerequites:

Larger than average downstairs.
.

You mean a pyramid?

Seres

deal breaker

Jerk off guys that aint got their sh1t together !

Tar.Aldarion

fake tan

that's a dealbreaker ladies!
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklvp6kLDg1qaly9vo1_500.jpg
:P

OutlawPete

Seres wrote: »

deal breaker

Jerk off guys that aint got their sh1t together !

Your looking men who will give handjobs to guys with the runs?

dark crystal

Rants in my pants wrote: »

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

Awww, I use tampons......shame, you sound like such a fun, easygoing guy too

stupidusername

Rants in my pants wrote: »

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

i've been sitting in my bra reading boards for the last five minutes, there's at least one way I'm a deal breaker :eek:

believe me no girl that is ever 'good enough' for you will want you to socialise with her friends/family

ceadaoin.

Rants in my pants wrote: »

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

So basically, being a woman is your dealbreaker?

Abi

Rants in my pants wrote:

Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler

Now theres a thing. I like them both, so does that mean they cancel each other out?

Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

Given the rest of your list, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be a problem with her.

solerina

Rants in my pants wrote: »

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

You will be Single for life

Young_gunner

pre-requisite
A great Ass

Deal-breaker
a big ass

Unorthodox i know !

stupidusername

Young_gunner wrote: »

pre-requisite
A great Ass

Deal-breaker
a big ass

Unorthodox i know !

you mean paradox?

nah....

Young_gunner

stupidusername wrote: »

you mean paradox?

nah....

what?

eco2live

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frappin

Frappin and Frapping are worlds apart (well a couple of inches anyway)

Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away

stupidusername

Young_gunner wrote: »

what?

i mean it is possible

Alter-Ego

solerina wrote: »

You will be Single for life

Ah here, go easy love. Obvious troll is obvious.

Gilda Fortune

Deal Breakers for me on meeting a new guy...
Unemployed
Long Hair / Scruffy / Smelly
Guitar Players
Messy bedroom / house
Living at home with Parents
Veggies
Save the planet types


A guy must have.....
A personality and passion for something like manly stuff. ie woodwork , DIY
A Job
Own place or sharing
Solvent - No debts from stupidity like cars or holidays (mortgage is fine)
Black or brown hair, 6 footer or over, not skinny big Muscly arms and manly, Beard.
Be able to make a woman orgasam (have the knowledge that women rarely come from just sex alone)