What type of cars annoy you & why?

LukeS_

Anything with a taxi sign on the top of it.

YouTookMyName

Opel Zafiras, cheap piles of crap, everywhere, generally driven by clowns woth can't drive. and will ding the car next to them in a car park.

Ssangyong Rodius proof that blind people do buy and drive cars.

Chrysler Grand Voyager steaming pile of turd.

W.Shakes-Beer

Micra's - Always slow old people driving them, they look hideous.

Daewoo Lanos - Look like boiled shíte and age terribly.

Audi's - Nothing says "I hope to make my cock bigger" by buying a dull and boring Audi.

VAG in General - A sudden Irish spurge in them, belting out black smoke from their chipped tractor engines, usually with rep alloys, no springs and a roll of wallpaper for a visor. There's no variety in them, they all look the exact same (boring). I see them in Dublin now and before I see the back of it I know it'll have a yellow RN or DL reg, usually driven by some muppet from Coolock (not slating the area, I live there) because his mate has one so off he jumps straight onto donedeal.

Badly modified Jap cars - I'm not a fan of Jap cars at all but I'll appreciate someone who clearly looks after theirs. The one's I'm talking about are 1.4 Civics with body kits screwed onto them, with 17 inch wolfrace Katana's and ironing board spoilers, usually driven by a peanut head with a luminous tracksuit.

Excuse my rant, I dont mind variety in any cars but the "follow the sheep" herd annoy me and they happen to be most prominent in VAG's and Jap cars.

iPlop

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Micra's - Always slow old people driving them, they look hideous.

Daewoo Lanos - Look like boiled shíte and age terribly.

Audi's - Nothing says "I hope to make my cock bigger" by buying a dull and boring Audi.

VAG in General - A sudden Irish spurge in them, belting out black smoke from their chipped tractor engines, usually with rep alloys, no springs and a roll of wallpaper for a visor. There's no variety in them, they all look the exact same (boring). I see them in Dublin now and before I see the back of it I know it'll have a yellow RN or DL reg, usually driven by some muppet from Coolock (not slating the area, I live there) because his mate has one so off he jumps straight onto donedeal.

I loved driving the A4, beautiful car to drive, but a needy cnut of a car ,always fcuking breaking down, coils blown after 5k and every 5k after that.Engine managment light coming on for no fcuking reason and the car goes into "limp" mode to protect the engine.Every time something happens it costs an arm and a leg to repair.

I thought the first one I had was probably a bad car ,but when the same shít happened with the second one, I knew they were a pile of crap.I can only speak from experience with the petrol version not the diesel version.

Darksaga87

Fiat mulipla is the most ugly car ever made.

Nissan duke is a close second, it looks like and retarded frog.

Nissan Cube, seen one of these in swords a few weeks back, what a **** looking car....

Faith+1

Any car that has a taxi plate on top. B*stards think they own the road, We pay our road tax too!

kearney13

Nissan Dukes there horrible and everywhere lately and a Fiat Coupe one one the ugliest cars I have ever seen

Voodoomelon

I've learned to not judge people by what they drive, I was always awful quick to make assumptions about people based on their wheels but in 99% of cases i'd be 100% wrong.

However with Micras I stay well back as you know something crazy is going to happen infront of you anytime soon. Where as most drivers are the exception to the rule in their choice of cars, its the other way round with Micras, only a very small majority of their owners know how to drive properly.

And Glanzas, why on earth would anyone aspire to own a shítball like that?

four18

cruiser178 wrote: »

jesus christ you picked a facebook group with 21 members to get a bit of a laugh..you must be a riot at party's

I dont show pictures of "My Baby" to complete strangers ! You would be a howl to sit beside in a waiting room..:D

Kintarō Hattori

I bought our first car there about a month ago. It's for the missus to get to and from work. By all accounts she's a good driver and hovers around the speed limit while on the motorway. The car in question....... is a 12 year old Nissan Micra.

stevejr

KITT, why did they make such a cool car sound like a stoner C3PO!

PennyLane88

Fiat puntos (from 98-04), rattly looking yolks

overly Modified cars, they look sh1te

Mayo and Offaly regs.

Baby on board signs - its not as if i'm gonna rear end the car in front if it didnt have a sign like that up.

Chuck Stone

Can't understand all the Micra hatred. They're a really succesful car.

Thet tidied up the look of the new micra.

I think it looks quite cute.

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201003/2010-nissan-micra-8_460x0w.jpg

Definately the Sangyong Rodious.

Rodius.

When those things are behind me I get the urge to speed up. They're sinister. One passed me with no driver in it one day.

Midnight_EG

Everybody gives out about so-called boy racers...well it's the driver that's the fool not the car. I drive what's considered a boy-racer car, two of them actually, both Civics and both modified. I find that a hell of a lot more people in standard, run-of-the-mill cars are much worse drivers than those of us who are stereotyped so wrongly every single day! I'll happily sit at 90/100kmhr on the M50 and watch all of you perfect drivers speeding past at 130/140 and then realise they think I'm the one breaking the rules :rolleyes:

Funny thing about modified car owners is our cars are a hell of a lot safer than yours! We splash out on safety...we don't want to crash our pride and joy and send thousands of Euro down the drain, so we buy better brakes and better tyres. I know I'll have a better chance of stopping in an emergency than anybody else out there, so I put up with the stereotyping

cesc77

Kojak wrote: »

Any type of Fiat cars - they always look like they are about to fall apart.

Souped up boy racer cars are terrible also. All noise and no substance - a lot like a politican actually.

Very harsh.What about the Fiat Coop?20v T.:)

JimiWonderDoor 92

Its gotta be those ones that anally probe you

mandrake04

Have to agree with the general consensus with the Nissan Micra, although those Mazda 121 bubble cars would give them a run for the biggest waste of space.

Also those 1.1 fiesta with the big exhaust and alloy wheels, why not save up and buy a decent car.

Aglomerado

stimpson wrote: »

Ssangyong Rexton. Looks like it was glassed in a pub fight and then stiched back together by a blind man.

Ssangyong RECTUM. Driven by arseholes.
Fiat Multipla (as mentioned earlier, I can't UN-see it.)

Aglomerado

mars bar wrote: »

I dunno if it has been mentioned but yellow cars annoy me.

It doesn't matter what make the car is, you're gonna look like a dip**** in a yellow car.

Very true. I've seen a very large man driving around in a tiny yellow car.

Darksaga87

The one car i cannot tolerate and i pity people who drive them are Chevrolet, I test drove one of these and they are the most boring car.

Coming in just behind it are the 05 VW passat. 05 in particular, bland, boring and depressing. but the 06 is fab looking, very modern and nothing like the 05.

RichieC

mickob16 wrote: »

I wonder is the anti-BMW Audi Merc feeling here just a case of the green-eyed monster???

lets see now. boards.IE.... hmm. I would say it is.

Sweatynutsack

Fiat Multispa.......... should have been called Fiat toxoplasmosis
Daewoo matiz......... ahould have been called Daewoo easiest way to get killed
Nissan Almera.........should have been called nissan bland

cesc77

kearney13 wrote: »

Nissan Dukes there horrible and everywhere lately and a Fiat Coupe one one the ugliest cars I have ever seen

:(Very harsh on the coop.Granted bit funny lookin from the side but looks sheckshy from the front.

and goes like stink:)

Kasabian

I hate F1 cars, driving around doing fcuk all, no overtaking, even adding DRS and KERS hasn't improved this sport.

So my vote is F1 cars.

bamboozle

BMW's, especially X 5's

Landrover sports being driven by women or men in suits.

floutingmaxims

Its generally the people IN the cars that piss me off..not the cars themselves..!

Although if i had to pick an annoying looking car it would have to be a Kangoo. I think they are ridiculous!

starlit

modified cars they are so noisy!

dpe

Howth Housewives and Malahide Mommies in any 4x4. Can't drive, can't park, don't know how to go around roundabouts and are generally lethal. SuperQuinn car park in Howth is more dangerous than downtown Mogadishu.

De Hipster

100% in agreement with the

- Nissan Micra; OAPs only @ 20mph
- BMW drivers; agressive, road-hogging psychopaths
- Modified Sham-mobiles; Honda Civics, Accords, Toyota Altezzas, Mitsubishi FTO, GTO & anything with cut springs & veilside kits = lunatic showing off to other inexperienced lunatics, i.e. mutli-casualty pileup with certain deaths waiting to occur

--Kaiser--

Prius, not environmentally friendly, less mpgs than a decent diesel and driven exclusively by unpleasant, self-satisfied morons

saywhatyousee

Hate audi's they are a poor man's BMW

dillo2k10

Fiat - Fix It Again Tomorrow

h57xiucj2z946q

Boy racer cars with them riciculously loud exhausts that make them sound like lawn mowers. Never understood why they put these exhausts on the car.

Crazy Horse 6

Audi drivers. Stuck up mountain biking gob****es the lot of them.

W.Shakes-Beer

Audi drivers have watched the Transporter a bit too much and think they'll get more action than yer man in it, especially with the spine shattering, speed of light power of a 1.9 TDi


Also to note are the new wave of scumbags that have aspired since day one, to drive a 12 year old 3 series Coupe, usually in a nice boring shade of silver. "I'm fukn livn the life bud"

mystique150

The micra bashing is uncalled for! Micras are highly dependable, cheap to run, cheap to maintain and have no problem doing 100-120k on the dual carriageway. They're good on ice, can handle a low gear well uphill and handles corners surprisingly well. You can literally drive the crap out of them and they don't complain. They are great to buy second hand as most of them have never been driven further than the shop and church. I've yet to see a micra driver overtake in an inappropriate place (because you need a run at it ) but have seen plenty of BMW drivers do the latter. Give the micra and its driver a break!

starbelgrade

mystique150 wrote: »

The micra bashing is uncalled for!

No it's not.

Midnight_EG

mystique150 wrote: »

The micra bashing is uncalled for! Micras are highly dependable, cheap to run, cheap to maintain and have no problem doing 100-120k on the dual carriageway. They're good on ice, can handle a low gear well uphill and handles corners surprisingly well. You can literally drive the crap out of them and they don't complain. They are great to buy second hand as most of them have never been driven further than the shop and church. I've yet to see a micra driver overtake in an inappropriate place (because you need a run at it ) but have seen plenty of BMW drivers do the latter. Give the micra and its driver a break!

At the end of the day it's still a Micra though

twirlagig

This - Renault Vel Satis! Never liked them!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Vel_Satis

jimthemental

ejmaztec wrote: »

We then had the pleasure of following her through the town at 15 miles per hour, and nothing in front of her.

I think by the road traffic 2003 act that if you can keep up with a car on foot then you have the legal right to shoot the driver. You just can't do it from your own car as drive by shootings are frowned upon here.

sean1141

3 series bmw's

Celly Smunt

sean1141 wrote: »

3 series bmw's

too cheap for a 5 series,too snobby for a toyota

stovelid

Those big pick-up yokes (or any overly large SUV type vehicle) and Minis (the new ones, not the original ones).

I would never let either out of a junction. Might even stall the ball in a parking spot just to annoy them if I have the time.

Hogzy

dillo2k10 wrote: »

Fiat - Fix It Again Tomorrow

Punto - Parts UnderNeath Tied On

Eric Cartman

stovelid wrote: »

Those big pick-up yokes

You mean like this
http://leivaautomotoressrl.com/images/isuzu_d-max.jpg
I preffer to call them right lane intimidators , everyone moves out of your way

ReReginald

Golf drivers. theyre the new Bmw driver.

Usually driven by either Jayo, a wannabe who couldnt make stretch to a bmw yet had leftovers from his glanza fund or if its a recent model, Fionn, doddys trendy little fockwit wonderboy, who got it for his 18th.

Theyre somewhat fast, so is a 98 bmw or many many others. It doesnt make you schumacher or rick astley.

AnneElizabeth

mars bar wrote: »

I dunno if it has been mentioned but yellow cars annoy me.

It doesn't matter what make the car is, you're gonna look like a dip**** in a yellow car.

:O Don't tell me this car isn't beautiful! (Maybe not for a guy though)

flutterflye

AnneElizabeth wrote: »

:O Don't tell me this car isn't beautiful! (Maybe not for a guy though)

I'm not a guy, and that is just vile!

annascott

Nissan Micra. I have yet to be behind one that didn't have a Miss Daisy driver. They don't even attempt to pull over to let normal drivers past.

annascott

flutterflye wrote: »

I'm not a guy, and that is just vile!

That looks like a dodgem!