Who'd have thunk it!

up for anything · 05-07-2011 3:51pm #1

Kilkenny, the Gay Capital of Ireland!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kilkenny

Kilkenny

Kilkenny town, located in the South East of Ireland has become the Gay Capital of Ireland over the last few years. This is probably because of the open attitude to gay and lesbian people and the multitude of bars and clubs that are gay night spots.
Come to Kilkenny and have a gay old time.

2. Kilkenny

A town located in the South East of Ireland, Kilkenny has in recent years become known as the Gay Capital of Ireland. This can be attributed to the large population of gay and lesbian people in the town and the high proportion of homosexual bars and night clubs.
Hey there buddy, let's go to Kilkenny and have a gay old time !

3. Kilkenny

Medieval town in the South East of Ireland known for its exciting night life and being the Gay Capital of Ireland. Favourite pasttime in the area is 'hurling' which is the local term for drinking far too much and vomiting in someone's garden at four in the morning.
Well how 'a' ye butty ?
Are ye cummin to Kilkenny Town fur sum hurling tonite ?
Dunno sugar, both end are sore since last visit.

ft9 · 05-07-2011 4:30pm

That is just ridiculous.

Dymo · 05-07-2011 4:59pm

Why did the Gay bar close down then? too be honest I haven't noticed an increase of the Gays around the town in recent years.

Deliverance XXV · 05-07-2011 6:29pm

I'd say it's more along the lines of a website contributor/contributions wrote the article in 2008 from a (guest?) editor called BumBoy that has some sort of a grudge against the county (Note the alcohol and hurling references). He only made two contributions :rolleyes:

up for anything · 05-07-2011 6:30pm

I'd say it's someone taking the piss.

catbear · 05-07-2011 6:33pm

Dymo wrote: »

Why did the Gay bar close down then? too be honest I haven't noticed an increase of the Gays around the town in recent years.

Maybe they don't fancy you.

It is funny though. I wonder if Nolan Park would give gay group discounts to the matches.

road_high · 05-07-2011 6:52pm

Town? Feck that...

fabbydabby · 05-07-2011 6:57pm

Urban Dictionary is the stupid capital of the internet.

ft9 · 05-07-2011 7:07pm

Yes, clearly a piss take.

Fabby where have you been? I've missed your witty posts.

Asphyxia · 05-07-2011 7:09pm

Haha! I miss Dignity :rolleyes: Why did it close down?

fabbydabby · 05-07-2011 7:23pm

ft9 wrote: »

Yes, clearly a piss take.

Fabby where have you been? I've missed your witty posts.

Aw shuks, thanks!

I have been busy lately channeling my creativity into an original stage musical about the rise of the Third Reich.

It's called Heil! and it should be in the watergate by Octoberish.

Plug · 05-07-2011 8:06pm

Asphyxia wrote: »

Haha! I miss Dignity :rolleyes: Why did it close down?

I remember I was there one night with a few mates(not gay) and I went up for a poo. It was all quite and then I could here groaning. Two chaps in the next cubicle busting the arse off each other. Scary stuff, I left with the fright I got.

randylonghorn · 05-07-2011 8:36pm

up for anything wrote: »

I'd say it's someone taking the piss.

UrbanDictionary isn't exactly noted for the serious tone of its content tbh!

mfitzy wrote: »

Town? Feck that...

Aye, now I know many Kilkenny people would find *that* bit insulting all right ...

Raze_them_all · 05-07-2011 9:48pm

fabbydabby wrote: »

Aw shuks, thanks!

I have been busy lately channeling my creativity into an original stage musical about the rise of the Third Reich.

It's called Heil! and it should be in the watergate by Octobefest.

fyp

up for anything · 05-07-2011 10:09pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

UrbanDictionary isn't exactly noted for the serious tone of its content tbh!

Well, I never! :eek::D:D

Cabaal · 06-07-2011 8:06am

If you like that you'll love this :pac::pac:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kilkenny

Normally speaking such entries on the site are funny...take Dublin's one...http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dublin

however its clear somebody with a chip on their shoulder re-wrote most of the Kilkenny one as it used to be far better.

fabbydabby · 06-07-2011 8:14am

I agree, it needs work; references to the world's end and Dunnes

That portrait of George Berkley is great though.

cocoshovel · 06-07-2011 9:01pm

This was written like 4 or so years ago, no? There was a lot of that stuff being said about Kilkenny having a large gay scene back then.

fabbydabby · 20-08-2011 11:33am

I did a bit of work on that uncyclopedia article.

Plug · 20-08-2011 1:41pm

LOL very good.

catbear · 20-08-2011 9:20pm

Pedestrian employed by the local authorities to ensure Kilkenny women walk in groups of two or more.

:D:D: etc

up for anything · 21-08-2011 11:15am

Castlecomer

Castlecomer is noted for having the most inbred isolated population in Western Europe. However this has not stopped a vast and varied populace from developing in this small townsland, leading to much marital violence and street brawls between young couples. In fact some observers have noted that the only thing Castlecomer marital partners have in common is their parents.

Love it.