Still Waters No Longer Running, Derp.

Cool Mo D

Links234 wrote: »

I would've thought more people knew who the real John Waters is?

If you don't remember, this guy:

And let's not forget, this is the John Waters that said "Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion."

Links234

Cool Mo D wrote: »

And let's not forget, this is the John Waters that said "Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion."

I really don't think you could distill a more perfect antithesis of our own hot air balloon John Waters.

Sulla Felix

Cool Mo D wrote: »

And let's not forget, this is the John Waters that said "Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so that I could get an abortion."

Worthy of a sig.

robindch

koth wrote: »

And there I was thinking I had your Christmas present sorted :pac:

Mr Waters wrote:

Use of language and writing style

Sarky

John Waters wrote:

The best journalists are those who leave aside bogus notions of detachment

I... what?

Obliq

robindch wrote: »

Hey! I actually got that one

Bannasidhe

Obliq wrote: »

Hey! I actually got that one

There is no going back now. You are one of us...mwhahahahahahahaha.

PopePalpatine

Sarky wrote: »

I... what?

I think he's implying that bias = good journalism.

Poor John, if he was American he would have a job at Faux Newz. :pac:

Bannasidhe

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I think he's implying that bias = good journalism.

Poor John, if he was American he would have a job at Faux Newz. :pac:

Maybe if we ask them nicely they will give him one?

DB21

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Maybe if we ask them nicely they will give him one?

Or we could convince their viewers that he's a foreigner there to "turk der jawbs" and watch in amusement :pac:

Hotblack Desiato

Sulla Felix wrote: »

Worthy of a sig.

Especially if you don't specify which John Waters it is :cool:

lazygal

Any guesses on tomorrow's words of wisdom?

Dave!

Actually he's on the Late Debate on RTE Radio 1 tonight

http://www.rte.ie/radio1/latedebate/

Start at 10pm

But David Robert Grimes will be on Primetime on RTE 1 on TV soon, talking about nuclear power...

robindch

Dave! wrote: »

Actually he's on the Late Debate on RTE Radio 1 tonight

Another mass debating session, I suppose.

lazygal

Any news from John? He's been MIA in the Irish Times for a while. Is he working furiously on the mother of all Christmas messages for next week?

Bannasidhe

lazygal wrote: »

Any news from John? He's been MIA in the Irish Times for a while. Is he working furiously on the mother of all Christmas messages for next week?

Or a Christmas message about all mothers even.

Sarky

I think he has an exquisitely vile piece on the Savita case, and he's waiting until he thinks it's safe to print without disgusting everyone.

Nodin

Isn't his stuff 'Behind The Wall Of Pay' as it were....?

Hotblack Desiato

You wish.

He gets some stick in the comments though

The Black Oil

He is busy writing a linguistically impenetrable letter to Santa.

Nodin

The Black Oil wrote: »

He is busy writing a linguistically impenetrable letter to Santa.

...looking for a non-materialist present that captures the zeitgeist of his spiritual year.

Bannasidhe

Nodin wrote: »

...looking for a non-materialist present that captures the zeitgeist of his spiritual year.

Wasting his time writing to Santa so.

fitz0

Found him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O17hbfowvhw

MagicMarker

"...but in recent times there has literally been a tsunami hitting Ireland... "

Erm, literally?

Not surprising comments have been disabled.

lazygal

MagicMarker wrote: »

"...but in recent times there has literally been a tsunami hitting Ireland... "

Erm, literally?

Not surprising comments have been disabled.

Is that like how taking children away from abusive parents is like literally shooting the parents in the head?

MagicMarker

lazygal wrote: »

Is that like how taking children away from abusive parents is like literally shooting the parents in the head?

It's literally exactly like that!!

Delirium

MagicMarker wrote: »

"...but in recent times there has literally been a tsunami hitting Ireland... "

Erm, literally?

Not surprising comments have been disabled.

They initially weren't. Guess they aren't interested in answering any of the criticisms posted in the comment section.

lazygal

koth wrote: »

They initially weren't. Guess they aren't interested in answering any of the criticisms posted in the comment section.

They are literally above criticism.

ironingbored

Sit back and open a bag of popcorn (which when finished can be used as a sick bag).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmti1TWPYGs

Sarky

I wonder how much money he got to appear in that sh*tty American video.