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Still Waters No Longer Running, Derp.

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    #1442
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Bobby42 wrote: »
    I wonder if they approach the theory of gravity with an open mind?

    Would prefer they approached it with an open sinkhole :D


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    #1443
    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    I wonder if they avail of modern medicine or leave it to God. If heaven is the goal I'm sure they won't prolong life.


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    #1444
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    lazygal wrote: »
    I wonder if they avail of modern medicine or leave it to God. If heaven is the goal I'm sure they won't prolong life.

    No hurry in getting to heaven, but delights in sending others to hell. :pac:


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    #1445
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    REJOICE!!!!!!!

    http://www.thejournal.ie/john-waters-irish-times-1385751-Mar2014/
    COLUMNIST JOHN WATERS is no longer writing for the Irish Times.

    A spokesperson at the editor’s office said Waters had “decided to stop contributing columns”.

    Pantigate has done so much good :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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    #1446
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,939 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    1 down, 2 (Conroy and the Mewling Quinn) to go!


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    #1447
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I feel a little better about the settlement knowing his behaviour has now probably cost him money in the long run.


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    #1448
    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    This should now be retitled the Watery Memorial Thread.


    All hail Queen Panti.


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    #1449
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Suggestions, folks, for a new name for this thread?


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    #1450
    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Still Waters No Longer Running Deep.


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    #1451
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    mixture of both suggestions?

    Watery Memorial Thread - Still Waters No Longer Running Deep.


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    #1452
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,570 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I'm trying to think of something witty involving John deserting, and deserts not having any water, but I'm not very good at this.


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    #1453
    Links234
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    Waters drowns in river of own bile


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    #1454
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Paper FINALLY refuses ink and dehydrates.

    Not a good thread title - more of a headline :p


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    #1455
    smokingman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,749 ✭✭✭smokingman


    How's about "Dear John...."


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    #1456
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,939 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Waters dries up?


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    #1457
    Doctor Strange
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭Doctor Strange


    Irish Times suffers drought


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    #1458
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    John meets his Watersloo.


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    #1459
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Waters shortage: Heavy prose usage banned.


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    #1460
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Waters Metered.


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    #1461
    The Black Oil
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 18,410 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Black Oil


    The literary giant that is John Waters has moved to the last liberal media refuge, the Guardian.

    A spokesperson for the newspaper confirmed Waters is expected to work in the same building as feminists.

    'John's experience, rigorous approach to writing and unique insights make him an ideal columnist', she said.

    Waters was previously arrested for claiming gays don't know how to park and that they want to satirize driving straight.

    Sources confirmed that under his new contract Waters will sign on weekly at his local Garda station using a thesaurus.

    Moderator: Television, Psychology and Dublin County North.

    CMod: Entertainment



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    #1462
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    "That's Waters under a bridge"? (sort of two levels there)


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    #1463
    Brian Shanahan
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    robindch wrote: »
    Suggestions, folks, for a new name for this thread?

    Knowing the Indo's penchant for the Time's cast-offs I suggest:
    Breaking News:
    Met Eireann predict floods in Talbot St. for the forseeable future with the inundation of Waters


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    #1464
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Cabaal wrote: »
    REJOICE!!!!!!!

    http://www.thejournal.ie/john-waters-irish-times-1385751-Mar2014/



    Pantigate has done so much good :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61t5t_yxmqI


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    #1465
    Turtwig
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    Parched by Pantigate: The Waters deserts.


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    #1466
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    We drought he'll be back.


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    #1467
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    "Latest Red-C Poll Shows Nation Divided By Waters"


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    #1468
    MrPudding
    Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    I am a simple man, therefore will not attempt a clever pun. I am going to go with a simple:

    "Average quality of writing in the IT increases"

    MrP


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    #1469
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    ...we'll leave the competition open until Monday and the winner will be the post with the most number of thanks...





    robindch-likes-this-3.png


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    #1470
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    MrPudding wrote: »
    "Average quality of writing in the IT increases"
    ...while the average age decreases.


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    #1471
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    robindch wrote: »
    ...while the average age decreases.

    Average Misogyny is WAY down.


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