What's the most stupidest thing you have cut yourself on??

Karona

I was cooking chicken and wanted to put some pepper on my chicken and being the fantastic housemate that I am, I decided to fill the pepper shaker.

Went to take the steel top off it and sliced through my finger. Well done me.

So what is the most stupidest thing you cut yourself on?

orourkeda

A knife

YFlyer

grass

landsleaving

Your thread title.

FTGFOP

A spoon. Cheap cutlery set, spoons had edges. Cut was minor though.

Karona

YFlyer wrote: »

grass

Are you serious?

deathrider

Paper cuts- they are complete fcukers!

sinjin_smythe

how can something be stupid? answer me that!

mattjack

shaving foam

Cork boy 55

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

landsleaving

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

I've changed my mind. This post.

orourkeda

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

Do you wanna get cut?

stevejr

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

So you cut yourself on the matrix? Or you're locked?

Simply Red

Steel wool, trying to tear it in half is a very bad idea

cesc77

A puzzle book.:pac:

they dont make them how they used to.

Cork boy 55

landsleaving wrote: »

I've changed my mind. This post.

orourkeda wrote: »

Do you wanna get cut?

stevejr wrote: »

So you cut yourself on the matrix? Or you're locked?

you gotta love how you try to write funny posts, yet none of them are actually funny.

YFlyer

Karona wrote: »

Are you serious?

Yeah afraid so. A blade of grass.

Badgermonkey

Sky 1, Tuesdays 9pm: Worlds most stupidest things you've cut yourself on 5.

Ditch

More how, in my case: I was sat on the sofa and holding a very sharp knife. One hand on the handle. One on the end of the blade. I had my leg up, bent at the knee, and was using the knife like a draw knife. Slicing the hard skin from the bottom of my heel.

Then, somehow, my leg sort of gave a muscle spasm and tried to straighten. Thrusting my foot against the blade. Thus I sliced my heel wide open and quite deeply.

I sat there half screaming, half laughing, as I tried to figure out what the hell had just happened and what to do about all this blood pouring onto the carpet.

All things considered? LOT of stupidity involved there

cesc77

STUPID zip:mad:STUPID people walking in without knocking first:o

Glico Man

Flyers for a coca cola prize draw for a pair of their sunglasses. Tried to tear off too many at once and received a cut across the palm of my hand

ball

weedhead wrote: »

how can something be stupid? answer me that!

How can something be the most stupidest?











Grammar Police!

Rented Mule

YFlyer wrote: »

grass

Karona wrote: »

Are you serious?

I've cut myself on grass in the past as well.

cesc77

Ditch wrote: »

More how, in my case: I was sat on the sofa and holding a very sharp knife. One hand on the handle. One on the end of the blade. I had my leg up, bent at the knee, and was using the knife like a draw knife. Slicing the hard skin from the bottom of my heel.

Then, somehow, my leg sort of gave a muscle spasm and tried to straighten. Thrusting my foot against the blade. Thus I sliced my heel wide open and quite deeply.

I sat there half screaming, half laughing, as I tried to figure out what the hell had just happened and what to do about all this blood pouring onto the carpet.

All things considered? LOT of stupidity involved there

What.....the....fcuk?Who does this?

Hello?Darwin?Yes,we have another one here.:pac:

ball

Rented Mule wrote: »

I've cut myself on grass in the past as well.

+1

landsleaving

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

you gotta love how you try to write funny posts, yet none of them are actually funny.

You sure do.

Spunge

Ecstasy

WASP0

A Bic razor......always choose Gillette kids!

Solnskaya

brian cowens face, cut me deep. Still hasn't healed.

W.Shakes-Beer

I once cut my thumb with a fúcking butter knife.

Rants in my pants

Angel hair and baby's breath

Poor Uncle Tom

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I once cut my thumb with a fúcking butter knife.

What was it fúcking ?

dan1895

The zipper of my work trousers just today. A lot of blood for such a tink nick!

Cill Dara Abu

Angle-grinder

unknowngirl!!

I've cut myself with grass too It really hurts!

TheUsual

A car windscreen.

No seat belt.
Glass in hair, like picking bits out of my scalp a week later.
Not nice.
Lesson learned.

Pingi

Not exactly a cut but...

Have permanent scar on my chin from touching it off a lamp bulb

Used the lamp instead of a torch to go "oOOOooOOO a spooky story"

Chuck Stone

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I once cut my thumb with a fúcking butter knife.

Me too.

HazDanz

I actually managed to cut my eyeball with a piece of wire similar to a paper clip stretched out before by twiddling with it in my hand.

Don't know if it is the most stupid item I've cut myself with, but it is the most stupid place I've ever managed to cut myself.

Dun

Pingi wrote: »

Not exactly a cut but...

Have permanent scar on my chin from touching it off a lamp bulb

Used the lamp instead of a torch to go "oOOOooOOO a spooky story"

Brilliant! Did you scream and give everyone more of a fright than the spooky story would have?

Liam Byrne

I'd cut between "most" and "stupidest" because the phrase is either "most stupid" or "stupidest"....it can't be both.

Ann22

I couldn't find the scissors one day and I wanted to cut my toenails. I used a razor blade, much bleeding ensued.

westendgirlie

TheUsual wrote: »

A car windscreen.

No seat belt.
Glass in hair, like picking bits out of my scalp a week later.
Not nice.
Lesson learned.

I have to take bits of glass out of my fellas scalp and forehead. And he went through the windscreen 10 years ago!

Hope your better now

newbee22

My phone screen,when you have a phone with a glass screen,dont drop the phone!:(

4k

sellotape

bigwormbundoran

Yesterday I got myself a brand spanking new 5ft boxing bag, to replace the heap of ****e I had before, after hanging it I did the obvious and started hitting it with a few wee combinations, due to its size I decided I could comfortably swing a few kicks at it too, sadly I was only wearing socks at the time.

I swang a massive kick to hit the bag, unfortunately though, unbeknownst to me, my barbell was still on the ground beside it with the weights sitting on it from my earlier deadlifts, my big toe rattled off it and immediately started pouring blood, twas one of the most retarded things ive ever done now I must say and im still in immense pain overall here.

cena

I had too have an op after I cut myself. Did nerve and muscle damage too my hand. It nows mess up.

Poor Uncle Tom

A teddy bear,
true story...

cesc77

My girlfriends braces....horny teenager.....what was I thinking?

Scraped the beejesus out o me:(

jordainius

A sheet of Ice! About 12 years ago during a week of icy cold weather I got a mate of mine to hold up a big sheet of ice i pulled up from a large pothole so I could punch it.

Hit it an almighty punch, felt great, destroyed the sheet of ice. Next thing I notice my hand is pumping blood from several cuts I gave myself when I hit it.

TheBunk1

I cut the top of both my index fingers on the same piece of broken glass on two consecutive days...fairly deep bastard of a cut too :mad: