3 Things you would take into space

Needler

Say you were given the chance to go on Virgin Galactic or similar but one that would go up a bit higher and where you could at least open the window and take a walk around outside.

For me it would be:
1) Large rock, to be pushed down at exactly the right moment. Most likely I'd send it in the direction of Pamela Ivezbekhai's house so that thread will finally die.

2) One of those watches thats supposed to work in space usually seen advertised in glossy magazines but nobody ever tests them in space. If its off by more than a minute when I come back I'll be wanting a refund

3) A small satellite, not sure what it would do besides endlessly circle between the two poles. Maybe I'll install Folding@Home on it, but it wouldn't be @home and so I'd convince them to rename the project.

/In before "lots of piss to blast the world with", yore ma, and so on

johnny_ultimate

Patrick Moore and David Attenbourough.

And Jamie Oliver incase we get hungry.

Where To

1.Passport
2.Wallet
3.Toothbrush

NoDice

A safety clip, elastic band and some chewing gum.

If McGuyver can make anything out of these things, so can I!

The Internet Explorer

1. Weed
2. Fried Chicken
3. Coca Cola
4. A Camera

squod

Yor Ma.*











* ( If she has any practical experience in space flight)

Jaafa

The first thing you should bring OP is a basic understanding of space.

policarp

Flask of tea, sambos and a wooly blanket...

Chuck Stone

Hot woman.
Me netbook for the interwebs.
Beer.

Doublechinlolz

A blow up dartboard, jenga, and a football.
You always need activities. Always

Saila

shades
shorts
and socks

Hal1

A giant magnifying glass to be used along with the hubble, as a solar death ray of sorts. I would use it to fry certain things that don't please me . TV and beer laptop for the inets...

slum dog

a bottle of vodka
a handgun
and a suicide note

Mr. Denton

1. A woman
2. Earplugs
3. The ironing

Im Only 71Kg

1. bog roll (good quality stuff..double quilted)
2. massive box of johnnies for all the space sluts.
3. coffee

cesc77

oxygen
food
porn

Needler

Im Only 71Kg wrote: »

1. bog roll (good quality stuff..double quilted)
2. massive box of johnnies for all the space sluts.
3. coffee

You're only 71kg so you'll most likely be allowed a fourth item

TheUsual

1./ My guitar.
2./ David Bowie.
3./ Amanda Brunker.

policarp

Hash, Coke and Smack.
Get really spaced out...

Hogzy

Car keys,
Curtains
Orange Juice.

starbelgrade

Space coddle
Some bread
And a bottle of wine

Captain Darling

1. Phone
2. Wallet
3. Keys

HazDanz

A can of Redbull
Mp3 Player
Snuggy

blogga

A vacuum cleaner.

Teutorix

1. Girlfriend, sex in zero-g would be awesome if not awkward.
2. Condom, no freaky space babies thanks
3. A mental patient who thinks he is superman and has always wanted to fly.

On the note of the space watch, i think it is never going to work, you need an amazingly complex clock which can calculate for every bit of acceleration speed and deceleration to accurately keep time with a body moving separately to you. Easy enough to implicant into the shuttle/ship which will have that data but a wrist watch is another thing.

Needler wrote: »

You're only 71kg so you'll most likely be allowed a fourth item

Its not ryanair man, im sure the baggage restrictions will be generous compared to a €1 flight

mackg

Big bag of crisps
Ant farm
Carbon rod

Squeeonline

Unbelievably disappointed in you all.

1) Towel
2) Amazon Kindle (earth edition of the Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy)
3) ???

I wonder if NASA has done experiments to see if it's possible to have sex in Zero-G. I imagine it would be rather difficult and messy.

blogga

Deleted User wrote: »

I wonder if NASA has done experiments to see if it's possible to have sex in Zero-G. I imagine it would be rather difficult and messy.

Nothing new then for you?

starbelgrade

Deleted User wrote: »

I wonder if NASA has done experiments to see if it's possible to have sex in Zero-G. I imagine it would be rather difficult and messy.

A bit like anal.

Needler

Deleted User wrote: »

I wonder if NASA has done experiments to see if it's possible to have sex in Zero-G. I imagine it would be rather difficult and messy.

They tried it and it didn't work at all I thinks. Something to do with the blood flow to the ould todger being too low

Squeeonline

starbelgrade wrote: »

A bit like anal.

Astro-glide?

Teutorix

Deleted User wrote: »

I wonder if NASA has done experiments to see if it's possible to have sex in Zero-G. I imagine it would be rather difficult and messy.

NASA has completly avoided the question since its inception, they have very strict rules.

The russians on the other hand are much more lenient and I believe that an american couple - astronauts of course - had sex in one of the Russian modules. Obviously NASA has ignored any questions on it.

Needler wrote: »

They tried it and it didn't work at all I thinks. Something to do with the blood flow to the ould todger being too low

Bull****, low gravity makes getting an erection easier due to lower stress on the cardiovascular system. This has been confirmed by actual NASA astronauts in interviews.

Needler

Teutorix wrote: »

NASA has completly avoided the question since its inception, they have very strict rules.

The russians on the other hand are much more lenient and I believe that an american couple - astronauts of course - had sex in one of the Russian modules. Obviously NASA has ignored any questions on it.

OooO the thick plottens

TheUsual

Squeeonline wrote: »

Unbelievably disappointed in you all.

1) Towel
2) Amazon Kindle (earth edition of the Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy)
3) ???

Disappointed, literate, educated, and then you can't even think of a 3rd item.

Now I am disappointed.

Squeeonline

I can't remember if there was a 3rd important item one could take (5 pints, thumb for signalling vogons?)

theboss80

Breakfast roll
Bottle of Orange Lucozade
20 Silk Cut Purple

ejmaztec

I would have thought that number 1 on any sane person's list would be a feckin space-ship.

BadGirl

theboss80 wrote: »

Breakfast roll
Bottle of Orange Lucozade
20 Silk Cut Purple

Wouldn't last you too long???

Mine are:
My sony ereader
Laptop (providing internet worked)
and mobile (again, providing it worked!)

I would be like i had lost limbs without internet :o:o:o

marcsignal

Louis Walsh
Madonna
and
Hilary Clinton

...........and leave them there..

Fizman

Jaafa wrote: »

The first thing you should bring OP is a basic understanding of space.

Would that be spacial awareness?

Mr. Denton

marcsignal wrote: »

Louis Walsh
Madonna
and
Hilary Clinton

...........and leave them there..

Well Madonna and Hilary can have each other, but what about Louis? Could you not sneak a teenage boy onboard when nobody's looking?

Teutorix

marcsignal wrote: »

Louis Walsh
Madonna
and
Hilary Clinton

...........and leave them there..

The foreigners
The Travelers
The Politicians

...and leave them there.

Lone Stone

i just watched a film called the fourth kind and as a result if i was going into space i would bring lots of weapons with me so the aliens wont do intrusive experiments on me or bring some one else with me in the hopes that get experimented on instead and i can just watch space porn

theboss80

BadGirl wrote: »

Wouldn't last you too long???

I'm SURE there's probably a Centra or Gala up there somewhere.:D

BadGirl

theboss80 wrote: »

I'm SURE there's probably a Centra or Gala up there somewhere.:D

And neither of us thought to bring the beers.... :eek::eek:
Can i swop the laptop on mine for beers??? I can browse internet on phone......:D

Needler

theboss80 wrote: »

I'm SURE there's probably a Centra or Gala up there somewhere.:D

Drake equation says there has to be another planet where (un)intelligent beings decided to build a centra, out of the grazillions of possible planets out there.

Its Science. FACT!

TPD

Squeeonline wrote: »

2) Amazon Kindle (earth edition of the Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy)

Mine has "DON'T PANIC" in large bold letters as the screen saver.

I'd bring:

A sheet of paper to make an paper plane from, which would then be thrown towards Earth

A camera (a bit obvious but an essential one really)

A hash brownie

Teutorix

TPD wrote: »

Mine has "DON'T PANIC" in large bold letters as the screen saver.

I'd bring:

A sheet of paper to make an paper plane from, which would then be thrown towards Earth

A camera (a bit obvious but an essential one really)

A hash browniespace cake

fyp

theboss80

Well if there's a Centra/Gala we can get beer/JD there then. Phew

charlemont

Weed, Large Blue Rizla and Zippo lighter..


Id hate to chuck a whitey up in space, It would be awful..