Forced Voyeurism

secrecy_ie

The other night I had to listen to the couple in the flat below me having very loud sex. It was a warm night, their window was open, it couldn't be helped.

I'm contemplating how to proceed if this happens again. Should I:

a. Close my window and stop listening.
b. Logon on to youtube, type in 'Cheesy Porn Music', press play, turn up to full volume.
c. Leave a note from the property management in their letter box, complaining about the increase in 'noise pollution' in the area. Or, go even further and refer to it as 'sexy noise pollution'.

Any advice?

Glico Man

Ask if you can join in?

TouchingVirus

You left out the 4th option, the one you followed the other night - have a w*ank :pac:

FTA69

You could always take advantage of the opportunity to tear the wire off yourself.

Rabies

Fishing rod, camcorder and if possible, a steady hand

hondasam

are you jealous of them having a good time.

mailforkev

Rabies wrote: »

Fishing rod, camcorder and if possible, a steady hand

Which would be difficult due to what his other hand would be doing.

recyclebin

Sounds to me like you were getting some free live aural porn there.

CardBordWindow

Record it, and then play it back to them!

secrecy_ie

hondasam wrote: »

are you jealous of them having a good time.

Not at all, I have my husband.

For those who have referred to me as a 'he', I am a woman.

mikom

secrecy_ie wrote: »

Forced Voyeurism
The other night I had to listen to the couple in the flat below me having very loud sex. It was a warm night, their window was open, it couldn't be helped.

How was it Voyeurism?

secrecy_ie

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Record it, and then play it back to them!

I like that suggestion. Hmm....

secrecy_ie

mikom wrote: »

How was it Voyeurism?

an aural form of it.

stephen_k

secrecy_ie wrote: »

Not at all, I have my husband.

For those who have referred to me as a 'he', I am a woman.

In that case.... Flick the bean, 'till its numb....

NothingMan

Open your window and be louder! Everything's a competition!

mikom

secrecy_ie wrote: »

an aural form of it.

Voyeurism (from the French voyeur, "one who looks")

doncarlos

secrecy_ie wrote: »

b. Logon on to youtube, type in 'Cheesy Porn Music', press play, turn up to full volume.

Change Cheesy porn music to nursery rhymes and you're on to a winner

hondasam

secrecy_ie wrote: »

Not at all, I have my husband.

For those who have referred to me as a 'he', I am a woman.

In that case concentrate on him and never mind the neighbours.

randylonghorn

d. accept that there will be damn few warm nights, this being Ireland, and ignore them

Haelium

Why not be happy for them having a good time and go do something/someone.

wild_cat

Perhaps they forgot that the window was open?



Most people would be mortified.

secrecy_ie

mikom wrote: »

Voyeurism (from the French voyeur, "one who looks")

Thanks, I tried to, but was in danger of falling out the window.

jimthemental

mikom wrote: »

How was it Voyeurism?

secrecy_ie wrote: »

an aural form of it.

Aurgasm?

Kevin Duffy

secrecy_ie wrote: »

The other night I had to listen to the couple in the flat below me having very loud sex. It was a warm night, their window was open, it couldn't be helped.

Yeh, suuuuuure, nothing you could do to avoid it at all....

Mr.Applepie

secrecy_ie wrote: »

Not at all, I have my husband.

For those who have referred to me as a 'he', I am a woman.

Definitely join in then.....giggidy.....giggidy giggidy!

Tandey

hondasam wrote: »

In that case concentrate on him and never mind the neighbours.

I'd reckon he can probably hear the neighbours too and the op's relationship is not an issue here:rolleyes:

artanevilla

They could have been watching womens tennis.

Greenmachine

Play creepy axe murderer type music to take them off the job.
If that does work try the "wah wah wah" sound.

hondasam

Tandey wrote: »

I'd reckon he can probably hear the neighbours too and the op's relationship is not an issue here:rolleyes:

why are you him?

Siuin

This happens to me all the time- I'm living in an area where there are apartment blocks build really close to eachother and because of the heat, everyone slides back their glass windows and just has blinds instead.

There's a particularly rowdy couple across the way from me who are like animals- they're Russian, so all I can hear is his wife going "Oi Oi OIIIII" into the early hours of the morning. I woke my boyfriend up the first time it happened and was like "omg, can you hear that??" but he just mumbled something about it happening practically every night and fell back to sleep. Worse still, he even pointed out the culprits the other day as they came back from getting their groceries- a tiny skinny fecker and a whopper of a wife- he could probably fit insider her twice- it was so gross. So now, on top of hearing them I have a visual, which makes it even creepier.

Also, there's a pack of cats right below our apartment which has sex during the day- it sounds like a cross between a cat fight and a rape, the screams that come out of them are unbelievable!

Nodin

secrecy_ie wrote: »

The other night I had to listen to the couple in the flat below me having very loud sex. It was a warm night, their window was open, it couldn't be helped.

I'm contemplating how to proceed if this happens again. Should I:

a. Close my window and stop listening.
b. Logon on to youtube, type in 'Cheesy Porn Music', press play, turn up to full volume.
c. Leave a note from the property management in their letter box, complaining about the increase in 'noise pollution' in the area. Or, go even further and refer to it as 'sexy noise pollution'.

Any advice?

...being a woman you must your insight. Thus, when you deem it appropriate, shout 'shes fakin it' at the top of your voice.

MagicSean

SLip a note under their door asking them if they can be more vocal as all you can hear is grunts and you can't knock one off properly.

Eve_Dublin

I've a couple right outside my window who wake me up (punctually so I'm very grateful) every morning. It's bizarre...the woman sounds exactly like a bird that squawks early in the morning at around the same time and every morning in my drowsy sleepiness, I lie there wondering is it her or the bird. I genuinely can't tell the difference. It's the unsexiest sound ever...kind of a continuous "Qwaer Qwar Qwar Qwar Qwar" sound.

randylonghorn

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I've a couple right outside my window who wake me up (punctually so I'm very grateful) every morning. It's bizarre...the woman sounds exactly like a bird that squawks early in the morning at around the same time and every morning in my drowsy sleepiness, I lie there wondering is it her or the bird. I genuinely can't tell the difference. It's the unsexiest sound ever...kind of a continuous "Qwaer Qwar Qwar Qwar Qwar" sound.

Hmmm ... with all our modern technology, some people are still getting woken up by their neighbour's cock ... :pac:

Chuck Stone

Voyauralismus

castie

"sexy noise pollution" ha ha ha

pragmatic1

My old housemate used to bring a different girl back every night and have loud sex. I really hated that dude.

marcsignal

secrecy_ie wrote: »

The other night I had to listen to the couple in the flat below me having very loud sex. It was a warm night, their window was open, it couldn't be helped.

I'm contemplating how to proceed if this happens again. Should I:

a. Close my window and stop listening.
b. Logon on to youtube, type in 'Cheesy Porn Music', press play, turn up to full volume.
c. Leave a note from the property management in their letter box, complaining about the increase in 'noise pollution' in the area. Or, go even further and refer to it as 'sexy noise pollution'.

Any advice?

go to your window, lower a webcam below, point it in their window, and post that on youtube with cheesy porn music :cool:

EDIT: If you actually do that, PM me the link..


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Voodoomelon

http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/4118188995/

Hackysack

Was the bird getting ploughed hot?

As you're a woman you might be more interested in the lad. So the same question can still apply.

Spread

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I've a couple right outside my window who wake me up (punctually so I'm very grateful) every morning. It's bizarre...the woman sounds exactly like a bird that squawks early in the morning at around the same time and every morning in my drowsy sleepiness, I lie there wondering is it her or the bird. I genuinely can't tell the difference. It's the unsexiest sound ever...kind of a continuous "Qwaer Qwar Qwar Qwar Qwar" sound.

He's obviously not using his knees then

Spread

secrecy_ie wrote: »

an aural form of it.

I'm sure auralism would be understood by those that have not gone deaf or live in an oxygen tent from sexual depravity.

Show Time

Just enjoy the show.

El Guapo!

Siuin wrote: »

There's a particularly rowdy couple across the way from me who are like animals- they're Russian, so all I can hear is his wife going "Oi Oi OIIIII" into the early hours of the morning.

Does he shout "Oggy Oggy Oggy"?

stovelid

Used to live in this place in Germany and could see into part of the room across. The couple there often f8cked with the curtains open. Quite enjoyable but got boring after a while.

Rabidlamb

Record it
burn audio to CD
put anonymous CD in letterbox
enjoy the silence & blushing faces

aido179

Sorry OP...wont happen again

theboss80

pragmatic1 wrote: »

My old housemate used to bring a different girl back every night and have loud sex. I really looked up to that dude.

FYP

Pyr0

Rabies wrote: »

Fishing rod, camcorder and if possible, a steady hand

I lol'd hard.

mattjack

secrecy_ie wrote: »

The other night I had to listen to the couple in the flat below me having very loud sex. It was a warm night, their window was open, it couldn't be helped.

I'm contemplating how to proceed if this happens again. Should I:

a. Close my window and stop listening.
b. Logon on to youtube, type in 'Cheesy Porn Music', press play, turn up to full volume.
c. Leave a note from the property management in their letter box, complaining about the increase in 'noise pollution' in the area. Or, go even further and refer to it as 'sexy noise pollution'.

Any advice?

where was your husband when this was going on ? could you see him..? are you sure he wasn,t downstairs...and if he was imagine your surprise when you look at that video recording.....

smash

It's not really voyeurism if you weren't watching.