Things you do when you come home with a few beers on ya

Princess Peach

More often than not I just pass out stark naked on the bed with a full face of make-up.

Sometimes I like a drunk phone call. Apparently last Thursday I rapped to my boyfriend about how I can't rap. I think the idea came from the chicken wrap I was eating.

Also somehow every item of clothing I own always seems to end up on my floor.

discus

Wake up face down in whatever food I've managed to forage in the kitchen. Usually a few burn marks from nodding off into a cup of Koka noodles.

stupidusername

I dont do any of those things. Only thing I do that some one mentioned is be glad a got home... I've given up eating drunkenly but would never have trusted myself to cook drunk.

ap1986

stupidusername wrote: »

I dont do any of those things. Only thing I do that some one mentioned is be glad a got home... I've given up eating drunkenly but would never have trusted myself to cook drunk.

prob the safest option alright

Plumpynutt

bent over to say goodnight to the dog when i stumbled in last night, ended up napping in her bed, with her standing over me like"wtf is this sh1t?"

the usual drunken fap is obligatory too.

suicide_circus

Stumble up the stairs, fall onto bed, try to fap, pass out with jeans around ankles.

Eve_Dublin

Had a long week so went out last night and got drunk on next to nothing cos I was so knackered. Got home about 5am this morning and as far as I remember, I put on music (Feist) really loud and danced around in me nuddy. I have a housemate (who I must've forgotten about) telling me to turn it down...I evidently forgot I was living with someone else. Strange.

THEN I woke up this morning naked with a tea towel covered in vinegar under my bum. I have noooooooooooo idea why

tipptom

Put on physco killer again,make mental note that must play it for the wife and kids when they get up,think"they will love this wont they ted",doesnt seem like such a good idea now for some reason.

castletownman

Elite TV 914 and hope Caty Cole is on air.....

mattjack

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Had a long week so went out last night and got drunk on next to nothing cos I was so knackered. Got home about 5am this morning and as far as I remember, I put on music (Feist) really loud and danced around in me nuddy. I have a housemate (who I must've forgotten about) telling me to turn it down...I evidently forgot I was living with someone else. Strange.

THEN I woke up this morning naked with a tea towel covered in vinegar under my bum. I have noooooooooooo idea why

Damn housemates....

thebigbiffo

ride.

Professey Chin

Jack Wonderful Udder wrote: »

Regrettable facebook messages

Regrettable PMs too when I find my way onto here
Although I havnt done that in a while afaik (I hope)

newbee22

Send drunk fishing texts then delete them because I know I'll regret them in the morning!!

Standard Toaster

Your not drunk enough if you can make it home - drink more!

Eve_Dublin

My God, there's another thing I did when I was drunk....I responded to this thread and completely forgot!! Haha. Jesus...worrying....

kfallon

2 things never to do when you come home drunk:

1) Turn the oven on
2) ****

theboss80

Take a piss that easily lasts about a minute at full blast pressure.

Complain the "music" channels are now on

Wolf into a chicken curry special

Princess Peach

newbee22 wrote: »

Send drunk fishing texts then delete them because I know I'll regret them in the morning!!

Drunk Peach often deletes text conversations so sober Peach won't know about them

Novella

I've never tried to cook whilst drunk. Mostly I'm too busy texting in the kind of minute detail that makes it difficult to ever maintain eye contact with said person again.

Duggy747

I always look up old TV tunes like Knight Rider or listen to some dodgy 80's music.

Drinking and Youtubing seem like a good mix since you'll watch anything then.

wild_cat

Puke.

Search for coldest tiles or flooring in the house to lie in the foetal position on.

misterdeeds

For some reason I fold all the clothes I am wearing from the night out and put them away in the wardrobe and have fun trying to remember which clothes I was wearing the next morn for the washing , weird oh wha ha

HazDanz

Stick on the dvd boxset I'm into at the time, eat pizza and fall asleep. Drink milk, fall asleep again.

Then the following day watch the episodes of the dvd boxset I've watched the previous night with serious pangs of deja vu.

starlit

Either have got a bag of chips on the way home or make toast when I get home. Otherwise go to sleep...

BoobeR

discus wrote: »

Wake up face down in whatever food I've managed to forage in the kitchen. Usually a few burn marks from nodding off into a cup of Koka noodles.

Dear god i just got the funniest mental picture of that ! :D

Siberian pine needle

Coming home taking a leak -- waking up the next morning wondering why you decided to water the the plants and stupid oclock in the morning........wait a minute where did the f**king plant come from.

Richard Hillman

I always wake up with a half eaten packet of crisps beside my bed. They go down well when i awake

dr gonzo

ap1986 wrote: »

for some reason I turn into Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen with a few beers on me and act as if I'm the best chef in the world.What do you do when you come in from a night out??

The complete opposite. I stumble in, savage some dry bread (the amount of slices depends on whether or not ive consumed Zaytoon) and faceplant on my bed.

stupidusername

shag the guy i brought home :pac:

df1985

i always seem to take off all my clothes and leave them on the kitchen table, then get a can "because im sober" and cook.....

ap1986

tilt over whellie bins on the road??

Dangerous Man

Maybe have a beer - or sometimes eat something. Go to bed. Or argue. Whatever.

Cheeky_gal

Sounds to me like none of you can handle your drink.

brembo26

i know when its a good night when im about 10 mins tryin to get the key in the hole while using both hands and having to squint with one eye...:P

Wake up delete all sent txt messages with out reading them.:D

washiskin

"Translate" whatever film is on Bruce Lee style.
then abandon the battered sausage I insisted I needed on the way home.:o

Vicxas

I come home and try and cook something amazing in the kitchen, end up nearly setting it on fire....

ItsNoAlias

sit in the shower with the cold water running, hugging my knees and wondering if I will ever feel human again