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You wake up tomorrow in the middle ages. What do you do?

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  • #122
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    As did the Minoans centuries before Rome. They even had sinks with hot(volcanic) and cold running water.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #123
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭amacca


    blaze1 wrote: »
    sounds good at first...

    no internet, no pron........

    I'd practise my painting skills and start a painted version of Razzle ;)

    you could do some vajazzles for the wenches on the side Larrius Maxximus Flyntus


  • #124
    Panthro
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    If I woke up in the middle ages, I'd saddle up a horse.


  • #125
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    fearcruach wrote: »
    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    I'm confused

    Tomorrow = future
    Middle Ages = past

    So if you wake up in the MA then it's not "tomorrow"

    I'm imagining it's meant in a time travel way. Tomorrow I buy a DeLorean and travel back in time to the Middle Ages. Or else I get myself and my car sucked through an interdimensional portal, in which case I better hope I have a chainsaw and a shotgun.

    I know that it's meant in a time travel way!

    But you haven't time to buy the DeLorean because the OP said you wake up in the Middle Ages.

    Which means that you don't wake up tomorrow - you never reach it.


  • #126
    Skerries
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    i'd invent the cocktail umbrella
    Untitled Image




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  • #127
    opinion guy
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    I'd invent post it notes. The guy who invented them made millions!:)


  • #128
    Nephinbeg
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭Nephinbeg


    You could make a paper airplane, they'd be soiling their codpieces


  • #129
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    some practical advice :pac:
    http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/urchin-1000.jpg


  • #130
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Cry for my Ghd!


  • #131
    Jesus Wept
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    Stomp cunts with me boots.


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  • #132
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hang us this in your time machine - or at least memorise it in case you ever need it

    http://i.imgur.com/lt40H.jpg


  • #133
    LuckyLloyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,378 ✭✭✭✭LuckyLloyd


    I think you'd be a very long odds shot to avoid being killed in some summary manner within your first couple of weeks.


  • #134
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Mr. Presentable wrote: »
    What Middle Ages are you folks talking about? The Roman Empire had toilets and indoor plumbing ffs.

    *sucks teeth* looks like your aqueduct is on the fritz luv. Its gonna be pretty expensive. Go get me amphora of wine will ya luv.

    *adjusts toga crack*


  • #135
    starlit
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    I would stay in my castle/dorm and wait for my prince or just enjoy the outdoors and travel by horses etc (I have a horse outside!)! Other than that enjoy the parties and fine wine! :p


  • #136
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Gather three ships and sail west, find a new land and setup New Ireland, It would be Barack O'Bama today for sure then.


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