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Have you ever been put off a girl/guy by something you saw in their home?
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IamtheWalrus wrote: »May I call shenanigans?
Well I saw a group of brothers, 3, 5 and 8 years old fighting over their mothers tits before, so not necessarily!
Oh and I saw a Cinderella album in someones house
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WHEN I SAW THIS I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
http://bahno.4fan.cz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Strapon01.jpg
mmmmm,it looks like it has pluggy in thingys for the vzzzzzz effect
ye didnt happen to catch where she got it before you left, did you????:D
*there really ought to be a leery smiley on here mods
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imigine if that had of been all her used knickers piled up from floor to cealing the smell you'd of got then uhhhhpappyodaniel wrote: »I drunkenly pulled a Polish bird in Sligo years ago and went back to her house where she lived on her own. The house was normal from the outside but as soon as we got into the hall there were stacks of newspapers from the floor to the ceiling all along the walls...strange.
Same thing in the sitting room, stacks of newspapers, neatly piled against the walls all the way up from the floor to the ceiling. I had to ask
"what's with all the newspapers?",
she replied
"Oh I just collect them, you know what I love? Westlife, you look like Shane from Westlife. You want to see my room?"
"Ehh, not really, I eh....
"COOL!"
With that she led me to her room (same as the other rooms) and we started making out. It wasn't too bad now because my eyes were closed but all I could smell were ****in newspapers. I asked her again, "why do you collect newspapers?" She told matter of factly (in broken English) that Armageddon was coming, atomic bombs will drop from the skys and these newspapers would keep her safe from radiation.
See you around
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This happened to a lad called Ger from Limerick who I shared a house with in London in the early 90's.
We were out for pints in Bayswater one night and he copped off with a girl from Sheffield. Back to her place, a one bed apartment and before they went in she told him to wait for a minute, she wanted to sort something out.
Out she comes about 5 mins later, he had heard voices inside while he waited, they went in and he noticed there was someone on the couch. Into her room, they stripped off and jumped into bed, then he noticed it was warm, he said:
" I hope you didn't have to kick your flatmate onto the couch because of me".
"No, its Ok, its my Grandmother, she's down here to get treatment in a clinic for a few days so she's staying here for a while. I asked her to kip on the couch, she wasn't too happy at first thats why it took so long".
The bould Ger couldn't handle it, he said it was the not knowing what illness she had that got him most, so he got out and left, had to walk from Battersea to Islington as he had no cash left for a taxi.:D
Happened around 1992 iirc. He still gets slagged unmercifully about it whenever we see him.
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ha that sounds exactly like what would happen to a guy i know, also called ger, also in limerick. i was gonna ring him up to sus the story but i reckon the dates would all be wrong. 1992 he would have been too young.This happened to a lad called Ger from Limerick who I shared a house with in London in the early 90's.
We were out for pints in Bayswater one night and he copped off with a girl from Sheffield. Back to her place, a one bed apartment and before they went in she told him to wait for a minute, she wanted to sort something out.
Out she comes about 5 mins later, he had heard voices inside while he waited, they went in and he noticed there was someone on the couch. Into her room, they stripped off and jumped into bed, then he noticed it was warm, he said:
" I hope you didn't have to kick your flatmate onto the couch because of me".
"No, its Ok, its my Grandmother, she's down here to get treatment in a clinic for a few days so she's staying here for a while. I asked her to kip on the couch, she wasn't too happy at first thats why it took so long".
The bould Ger couldn't handle it, he said it was the not knowing what illness she had that got him most, so he got out and left, had to walk from Battersea to Islington as he had no cash left for a taxi.:D
Happened around 1992 iirc. He still gets slagged unmercifully about it whenever we see him.
EDIT: he lived in england and everything, but it cant have been him cause he would have rode her anyway without even a thought, and probably chatted up the ol lady too.0 -
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Ha actually i can remember another of mine. i went back to this girls house i had been busting into in night clubs and parties a few times, happy days i thought, she's pretty hot, and we got along great. get back to her room and she had condoms everywhere. like everywhere. loads of them. there's being safe, then there's having a 3 draws with nothing in them but condoms. and under the bed, and under her pillow. we didnt have sex that night, and i left early the next morning and havent kissed her since, or spoken much.
found out later from friends who didnt want me to feel bad that i was one of the few guys in our big group that she hadnt slept with
before the PC brigade arrive, im not slut this and cool guy that for having loads of sex. if you get around you get around. it takes alot for me to think youre a true slut.0 -
ha that sounds exactly like what would happen to a guy i know, also called ger, also in limerick. i was gonna ring him up to sus the story but i reckon the dates would all be wrong. 1992 he would have been too young.
EDIT: he lived in england and everything, but it cant have been him cause he would have rode her anyway without even a thought, and probably chatted up the ol lady too.
Ger is 41 now and has lived in London since we finished college, happily married to a lass from the north of England (but not Sheffield). He never rode her, said it was the thought the oul lady had a dickie bladder or worse that put him off, reckoned he wouldn't give Ireland a good showing that particular night. He never met her again either iirc. 0 -
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yea its definately not him.Ger is 41 now and has lived in London since we finished college, happily married to a lass from the north of England (but not Sheffield). He never rode her, said it was the thought the oul lady had a dickie bladder or worse that put him off, reckoned he wouldn't give Ireland a good showing that particular night. He never met her again either iirc.0 -
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Deleted User wrote: »You sure that was not her room mate up for a threesome? Girls are shorter over there you know
I wouldnt blame you mate if you gave her titties a miss that night in bed, not only have they been already sucked to shreds that day, you wouldnt even get enough milk out of them for a drop of tae!0 -
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