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Sex texting ideas?

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  • 04-08-2011 12:45am
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    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭


    I googled it and found some weak examples. My boyfriend needs a little more inspiration than 'I'm in my underwear, thinking of u'. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
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    #2
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    "I've got the midget tied down and ball gagged, what next?"


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    #3
    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    Post your number we'll all try to help!!:P






    (no seriously P.M me ur number


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mylilpony wrote: »
    I googled it and found some weak examples. My boyfriend needs a little more inspiration than 'I'm in my underwear, thinking of u'. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

    I'm not in my underwear & I'm shagging your brother.


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    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    8======D
    *


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    #6
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    "Ive got creamed smeared on my tits"

    "and the dogs tongue is panting at me! this is one 'seconds' you dont want to risk having"


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    #7
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Tell him you've bought a leather-coated dildo and want to stick it in his ass. Then you'll never have to worry about this problem again.

    Hope this helps, cheers thanks and happy trolling.


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    #8
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Take a picture of yourself in your underwear and send it to him :confused:


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    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    mikom wrote: »
    8======D

    (,)

    <333333333333333333333


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    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    This ain't a joke...I need some serious ideas ^ ^they're good but not sexy enough......if you're a guy, imagine the most sexy thing a girl could say to u or a message that would trigger your thoughts- and then tell me what that is


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    #11
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    mylilpony wrote: »
    if you're a guy, imagine the most sexy thing a girl could say to u

    Dinners ready.


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mylilpony wrote: »
    This ain't a joke...I need some serious ideas ^ ^they're good but not sexy enough......if you're a guy, imagine the most sexy thing a girl could say to u or a message that would trigger your thoughts- and then tell me what that is

    "I bought you beer, a Sky Sports subscription & there's steak for dinner"


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Tell him you're foamin at the gash. He'll love it.


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    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Honey i made you a sammich :pac:


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    #15
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Stop texting, start f*cking. Lifes too short.

    Text a female friend instead and organise a threesome. He'll like that.


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    #16
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    EverEvolving wrote: »
    Take a picture of yourself in your underwear and send it to all of us :confused:

    FYP!


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    Solnskaya
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    "me and the kids are going away for a few days, will you be ok on your own darling?" Try that.


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    #18
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    He is away at the moment so want to give him something to keep him going. We do ****....ALL THE TIME ;)


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    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    mylilpony wrote: »
    if you're a guy, imagine the most sexy thing a girl could say to u or a message that would trigger your thoughts- and then tell me what that is

    remember you were talking about a three way? well I decided yes :)


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    mylilpony wrote: »
    He is away at the moment so want to give him something to keep him going. We do ****....ALL THE TIME ;)

    He has the internet right? I'm pretty sure he has plenty to keep him going!


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mylilpony wrote: »
    He is away at the moment so want to give him something to keep him going.

    Order him a brazzer.


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    #22
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    Tell him you get really turned on by the idea of him being with other woman. Tell him it'd really turn you on if he went out right now and picked up some random slapper and brought her back to his hotel.


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    #23
    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 191 ✭✭I would ride myself cos im a sexy man


    Ask him is he turned on by himself.


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    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    mylilpony wrote: »
    He is away at the moment so want to give him something to keep him going. We do ****....ALL THE TIME ;)
    "I've got a one week job paying enough that you will never have to work again sweetheart". That, or "Darling, I have decided that I love anal, and yes, I will dress up like a garda". That could just be me though. But I doubt it.


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    #25
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    Ha I do not want him to shag another bird thanks :L


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    super_furry
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    "Me gee is gagging for a gallop"


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    Mylilpony is chompin' at the bit.
    Wanna go for a gallop?


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    20260622
    Registered Users Posts: 170 ✭✭20260622


    mylilpony wrote: »
    This ain't a joke...I need some serious ideas ^ ^they're good but not sexy enough......if you're a guy, imagine the most sexy thing a girl could say to u or a message that would trigger your thoughts- and then tell me what that is


    You came to AH to ask for "serious" ideas??

    :rolleyes:


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    #29
    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 191 ✭✭I would ride myself cos im a sexy man


    I bet the OP is some re reg old man having a ****.....:rolleyes:


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    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    Solnskaya wrote: »
    "I've got a one week job paying enough that you will never have to work again sweetheart". That, or "Darling, I have decided that I love anal, and yes, I will dress up like a garda". That could just be me though. But I doubt it.

    Hot!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abi3hgIxtNM

    I'd let that garda take down my particulars.

    I especially like the jumper and hi-vis jacket.


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    #31
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    20260622 wrote: »
    You came to AH to ask for "serious" ideas??

    :rolleyes:
    Yes I did :eek:


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