All Kinds Of Everything Remind Me Of You

Mistress 69

Could Be A bIT of A gas !

MrStuffins

It's Jumping Jack Flash that's a Gas Gas Gas...........

also, What???

CiaranMT

Been drinking a bit?

Galvasean

For some reason, I like this thread

Sarky

<resists Holocaust joke>

Doctor DooM

Clearly, the op is is referring to everything, which is the universe.

The universe is something, which therefore can't have come from nothing.

In order to create it, there must be a first cause (the "You" they are reminded of when they observe the all kinds of everything).

Clearly, because we have no definitive answer to that question, GOD DID IT.

Shame on you for sneaking in the Kalam Cosmological argument. Shame!

MrStuffins

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Clearly, the op is is referring to everything, which is the universe.

The universe is something, which therefore can't have come from nothing.

In order to create it, there must be a first cause (the "You" they are reminded of when they observe the all kinds of everything).

Clearly, because we have no definitive answer to that question, GOD DID IT.

Shame on you for sneaking in the Kalam Cosmological argument. Shame!

Simpsons did it!

Dades

Is this about Dana for President?

Because that would make baby atheists cry.

Genghiz Cohen

So if babies can't hold a belief.. does that mean the baby Jesus was atheist?

Sarky

Oh but jesus was a special baby. He's like one of those Brazilian super-babies that pop out of the womb with political manifestos and a college degree.

Mistress 69

Dades wrote: »

Is this about Dana for President?

Because that would make baby atheists cry.

I posted this in the wee small hours thinking it would be a place for comments by all if and when Dana announces a presidential bid. If you feel it is better placed in the after hours section by all means move the thread.


ps CiaranMT was correct in his assumption.

Newaglish

If I remember correctly, Dana is a super-conservative Christian bigot. I can't recall why I think that though?

CiaranMT

Newaglish wrote: »

If I remember correctly, Dana is a super-conservative Christian bigot. I can't recall why I think that though?

She's anti abortion anyway.

Sarky

The old ones are always the best, eh?

CiaranMT

Sarky wrote: »

The old ones are always the best, eh?

Is that a vuury old meme or summat?

Dades

CiaranMT wrote: »

She's anti abortion anyway.

And at least according to her wiki - contraception and divorce.

Just the type of progressive figurehead we need representing us on the world stage.

Sarky

CiaranMT wrote: »

Is that a vuury old meme or summat?

Very old. A testament to how long Dana's been madder than a bag of weasels.

Galvasean

From Wiki:
"She campaigned on family values and her opposition to abortion, contraception and divorce"
Sounds like a right barrel of laughs. Hopefully one of her ex boyfriend's was an axe murderer or something so we can be rid of her presidential campaign :rolleyes:

robindch

Galvasean wrote: »

Hopefully one of her ex boyfriend's was an axe murderer or something so we can be rid of her presidential campaign :rolleyes:

Looks like Gay Mitchell might also be in trouble over writing clemency letters:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/0804/president.html
http://www.rte.ie/news/2003/0903/deathrow.html

Mistress 69

robindch wrote: »

Looks like Gay Mitchell might also be in trouble over writing clemency letters:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/0804/president.html
http://www.rte.ie/news/2003/0903/deathrow.html

In many ways I can understand his motives. Those Americans are far too fond of executing people.

Mistress 69

Galvasean wrote: »

From Wiki:
"She campaigned on family values and her opposition to abortion, contraception and divorce"
Sounds like a right barrel of laughs. Hopefully one of her ex boyfriend's was an axe murderer or something so we can be rid of her presidential campaign :rolleyes:

Reckon they would have got her on that last time out if it were the case, Just like they got Norris this time. Agreed that we dont need her.

robindch

Mistress 69 wrote: »

In many ways I can understand his motives. Those Americans are far too fond of executing people.

Like the Israelis, in comparison to the Irish as Norris points out, are more likely to jail somebody when a non-custodial sentence would be more normal?

Mistress 69

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Clearly, the op is is referring to everything, which is the universe.

The universe is something, which therefore can't have come from nothing.

In order to create it, there must be a first cause (the "You" they are reminded of when they observe the all kinds of everything).

Clearly, because we have no definitive answer to that question, GOD DID IT.

Shame on you for sneaking in the Kalam Cosmological argument . Shame!

I think you know it is highly unlikely that I have ever heard of the Kalam Cosmological argument.... only googled it this minute...and I'm sure you read post 11.... really I thought the op would be a bit of a gas...nothing deeper or sinister than that.

Mistress 69

robindch wrote: »

Like the Israelis, in comparison to the Irish as Norris points out, are more likely to jail somebody when a non-custodial sentence would be more normal?

Dont even start me on Israeli behaviour.... ! given relatively recent atrocities suffered by the Jewish people I fail to understand how they now behave in the dispicable fashion they do.

In the case of Norris and his little friend a custodial sentance was appropriate!

Newaglish

Mistress 69 wrote: »

In many ways I can understand his motives. Those Americans are far too fond of executing people.

Shouldn't he be writing a hell of a lot more letters so? Why just this one?

robindch

Newaglish wrote: »

Why just this one?

No idea. Hill was the fundamentalist christian who drove up to an abortion clinic, pulled a gun and shot and wounded a doctor's wife, and murdered the doctor and his bodyguard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Jennings_Hill

Haven't heard Mitchell say why he wrote a letter specifically about Hill, but Mitchell's contact details are here:

http://www.gaymitchell.ie/?page_id=41

Mistress 69

Newaglish wrote: »

Shouldn't he be writing a hell of a lot more letters so? Why just this one?

It has been suggested that he may be doing just that

Dave!

Mickey D Higgins for the win...

mehfesto

CiaranMT wrote: »

Is that a vuury old meme or summat?

Tineye finds links to it here

sensibleken

Im voting for Dana. If we cant have a gay president we should at least elect a transgender one

sensibleken

Galvasean wrote: »

From Wiki:
"She campaigned on family values and her opposition to abortion, contraception and divorce"
:rolleyes:

Well thats all very easy for her considering her species reproduces via a cloud of spores. the release of which sounds valuely like a donegal accent

Links234

sensibleken wrote: »

Im voting for Dana. If we cant have a gay president we should at least elect a transgender one

that's it, I'm running for president now, I'd be a sure fire win!

sensibleken

Links234 wrote: »

that's it, I'm running for president now, I'd be a sure fire win!

I've already nominated my hamster caramel in the AH dana thread

He'll do exactly the same job as anyone else but will only charge a bag of hamster food a month instead of €300,000 a year.

here he is kicking off his campaign


His political experience involves:

• Rolling around in his own excrement untill someone else (me) has to clean it up for him at my expense.
• He is a verteran on the lesser known 2010 easter rising when he occupied the contents of an easter egg for 10 minutes which was almost as funny as the 1916 one.
• he knows your father well.
• Can do some sh1t or other with the spirit of the Irish people or some bollóx

Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

mikhail

At last, an adorable candidate!

Dave!

Michael D is adorable too!

Links234

damn...

my hopes and dreams have been shattered, I'll never win against caramel

liamw

sensibleken wrote: »

[/LIST]Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

I'll vote if he's gay?

Dades

Links234 wrote: »

damn...

my hopes and dreams have been shattered, I'll never win against caramel

You just need to go digging in Caramel's shady past...

"Is it true, Mr Caramel, that you wrote a letter to Rodent Monthly suggesting that male-only hamster cages were preferable?"

Mistress 69

Dades wrote: »

You just need to go digging in Caramel's shady past...

"Is it true, Mr Caramel, that you wrote a letter to Rodent Monthly suggesting that male-only hamster cages were preferable?"

Oh Dades ... What about women in cages ? Hamsters ago go !

robindch

Dave! wrote: »

Michael D is adorable too!

Wonder who he's been writing letters to...?

sensibleken

liamw wrote: »

I'll vote if he's gay?

He's gay for democracy!

wonderfulname

sensibleken wrote: »

here he is kicking off his campaign...

He'd better only be kicking it off! I mean it, if I hear no more about this campaign I'll be very disappointed.

strobe

sensibleken wrote: »

I've already nominated my hamster caramel in the AH dana thread

He'll do exactly the same job as anyone else but will only charge a bag of hamster food a month instead of €300,000 a year.

here he is kicking off his campaign


His political experience involves:

• Rolling around in his own excrement untill someone else (me) has to clean it up for him at my expense.
• He is a verteran on the lesser known 2010 easter rising when he occupied the contents of an easter egg for 10 minutes which was almost as funny as the 1916 one.
• he knows your father well.
• Can do some sh1t or other with the spirit of the Irish people or some bollóx

Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

*Ahem*

Seeing as you people displayed seemingly miraculous (to me) computer skills to summon forth sigs for the 'no religion - census' dealy I must impress upon you another obligation. Could someone manufacture me a 'vote Caramel for president' sig banner that links to this explanatory post whatchamajigger please?

Yours in eternal gratitude and unrelenting admiration,
Your cacodemomaniacal friend,
Strobe,
Herewith: Lord Fauntalroy Fitzbury III, Esquire.

wonderfulname

Here you go Strobe, the first, but definitely not the last, Caramel for president banner;



Remove the smilies to use:
[:)URL="http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=73657254&postcount=33"][:)IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rKU6n.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Dades

Stop the fcuking planet. I want to get off.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/07/gaye-byrne-irish-presidency

wonderfulname

I'm highly suspicious of the gaybo thing, this started out with 46% of texts into a radio show poll voting for him independent of any on air prompt, as soon as I heard that the first thing I thought was "4chan do this constantly...", it was either a prank or a political move, 46% of any sample regardless of bias don't just randomly pluck the same name out of thin air completely independent of one another.

CiaranMT

wonderfulname wrote: »

Here you go Strobe, the first, but definitely not the last, Caramel for president banner;



Remove the smilies to use:
[:)URL="http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=73657254&postcount=33"][:)IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rKU6n.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Using that.

Dades wrote: »

Stop the fcuking planet. I want to get off.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/07/gaye-byrne-irish-presidency

Old news at this stage, old chap. FF are tapping him up, according to the Daily Wail.

wonderfulname

And an attempt at something more traditional;


[:)URL="http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=73657254&postcount=33"][:)IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tfGGv.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
I should probably stop now before the temptation to make a poster becomes too great...

Turtwig

Sensibleken I suggest you do a Hamster photoshoot so that we'll have a variety of photos of Caramel to get the campaign into full swing.:D

Turtwig

Oh oh...
I don't think we're allowed links in signature images? Cos, my glorious sig just got canned.:o

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

Oh oh...
I don't think we're allowed links in signature images? Cos, my glorious sig just got canned.:o

...and so the anti-Caramel brigade begin their dirty tricks campaign. We all knew it would come to this comrades. They will not take our voice. Fight the power!