All Kinds Of Everything Remind Me Of You

wonderfulname

Malty_T wrote: »

Oh oh...
I don't think we're allowed links in signature images? Cos, my glorious sig just got canned.:o

Not external ones, I think internal ones must be at mods discretion, there are quite a few around for forums and groups.

Turtwig

wonderfulname wrote: »

Not external ones, I think internal ones must be at mods discretion, there are quite a few around for forums and groups.

This is a slight diplomatic issue, don't you worry about it, get making those posters. We'll start negotiations on the sigs.

sensibleken

so the Hamsterphobic media have launched their backlash!

originally posted by Kevin Myers
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Regular readers of my column should know my liberal appraoch to political affairs. For example I believe we should grant the right to free assembly to the hotentot provided he is supervised in a suitibale holding pen, I believe we should look at feeding women people food, but we must stop at the thought of a hamster president.

I have much experience with hamsters and cannot fathom how one could conduct the affairs of state from my anus. Can we imagine our president rubbing shoulders with Obama or my beloved Queen while said shoulder is covered in fecal matter from yesterdays buritto? Are the death spasms which bring me to ecstacy really conducive to international diplomacy? If so why should we be the first. No! Vote lord Vader!

Doctor DooM

Just pledging my allegience to the only worthy presidential candidate going who coincidentally is the only one who is not, in some way, gay.

Genghiz Cohen

"And what do you think of the current economic climate?"
*Twitchy Twitchy Twitchy
"Awwww...."

Turtwig

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

"And what do you think of the current economic climate?"
*Twitchy Twitchy Twitchy
"Awwww...."

And just like every expert politician he didn't actually answer the question but looked good in doing so and that's what counts.:)

sensibleken

Malty_T wrote: »

And just like every expert politician he didn't actually answer the question but looked good in doing so and that's what counts.:)

oh he answers the question alright. once you pick him up, the chair has two little poos in it

Turtwig

sensibleken wrote: »

oh he answers the question alright. once you pick him up, the chair has two little poos in it

How often do hamsters poop?:D

sensibleken

Malty_T wrote: »

How often do hamsters poop?:D

like every frickin' five seconds

sensibleken

Candidate Caramel does not shy away from asking the hard questions


Here he is illustrating the dangers posed by leather couches. theyre too damned slippy

Turtwig

sensibleken wrote: »

like every frickin' five seconds

That's about in line with your average politician. . .

mikhail

Malty_T wrote: »

That's about in line with your average politician. . .

Yeah, but the **** comes out the right end with him.

artanevilla

i'm adding my support to the Caramel campaign. My hamster scoop would have loved to see a hamster president, Lord rest him.

Mistress 69

It is a very sad state of affairs when we have no serious candidates for the job.

robindch

Byrne claims 'mad people' in Brussels are running country

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2011/0811/1224302233029.html

Gay Byrne wrote:

“Those concerns are that I think it’s a crazy notion from the very beginning. We crossed the Rubicon when we joined the single currency. I think there’s no backing out now but it’s a mad, mad world and we are being run by mad people in Brussels,” Byrne said [...] “What we’re seeing now in Europe, as far as I’m concerned, is a culmination of all my concerns about it down through the years. I never thought we would reach the disastrous stage we are at at the moment in Europe in my lifetime. I thought it would eventually come in my grandchildren’s time but it’s come much, much quicker than even I visualised and it’s happening even as we speak.”

Byrne was accompanied to the opening night of the musical Grease in Dublin last night by his wife Kathleen Watkins. “She is a Fianna Fáil person. It comes up through the soles of her feet and she drank it in with her mother’s milk. Does that make me a bad person?” However, the former Late, Late Show host said he had always remained “absolutely unpolitical” and had never disclosed any political feelings, “and that is why people love me”.

Wya to go Gay...

Dades

Gay Byrne wrote:

“and that is why people love me”.

Doctor DooM

Mistress 69 wrote: »

It is a very sad state of affairs when we have no serious candidates for the job.

What about caramel?

Mistress 69

robindch wrote: »

Byrne claims 'mad people' in Brussels are running country

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2011/0811/1224302233029.html

Wya to go Gay...

Some of these guys live in a world so far removed from reality that they think they can say and do as they please. Imagine him spouting that rubbish to European heads of state. Cant see FF backing him after that.

smokingman

You'd want to have the IQ of a ham sandwich to even suggest Gaybo.

....so he's a FF candidate then?

Genghiz Cohen

smokingman wrote: »

You'd want to have the IQ of a ham sandwich to even suggest Gaybo.

....so he's a FF candidate then?

No no, an easy mistake to make, he gives all the appearance of being a FF candidate, but he's 'Independent'.

The same way that Utterly Butterly gives all the indications of being made of chip pan grease but is actually 'Buttery Spread'.

Galvasean

Okay guys, you have me convinced, what do I copy/paste to use the hamster sig?

mikhail

Galvasean wrote: »

Okay guys, you have me convinced, what do I copy/paste to use the hamster sig?

Are there others?

Mistress 69

smokingman wrote: »

You'd want to have the IQ of a ham sandwich to even suggest Gaybo.

....so he's a FF candidate then?

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2011/0812/1224302302035.html

Looks like FF still in favour of Gaybo. Obviously just doing it to piss FG off.
Imagine Dana and Gaybo fighting it out. I think Caramel looks better every day.

Mistress 69

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0816/breaking17.html

not another.. please !

sensibleken

Vote number 1: caramel
Vote number 2: Eddie Lenihan

Agent Smith

But is caramel Over 35?

Sarky

In hamster years, he's probably 90.

Dave!

Too old, so !

Sarky

But Gaybo's older than time itself, and nobody stopped him.

Mistress 69

Norris to attempt re entry after failed first attempt!

Galvasean

Mistress 69 wrote: »

Norris to attempt re entry after failed first attempt!

Why can I only think in innuendo today....

>_<

robindch

^^^ ooooo, matron!

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0915/breaking11.html

rainbow kirby

But can he beat Caramel...

Knasher

There is a good chance he might split the secular vote.

recedite

If Norris does a re-entry through the back door and licks Caramel, I'll eat my scat.

Mistress 69

recedite wrote: »

If Norris does a re-entry through the back door and licks Caramel, I'll eat my scat.

The Innuendo is flying today!;)

Mistress 69

How about a campaign to get Ronan O'Gara to run for President.

Genghiz Cohen

Mistress 69 wrote: »

How about a campaign to get Ronan O'Gara to run for President.

He wouldn't be afraid to tackle the big issues!

Dades

We've enough problems with our government kicking for touch, without the President doing it.

Sarky

It would be an own goal and that's just not cricket.

I'm bad at this.

Genghiz Cohen

Dades wrote: »

We've enough problems with our government kicking for touch, without the President doing it.

And someone who won't move the goalposts in a debate!

Sarky wrote: »

It would be an own goal and that's just not cricket.

I'm bad at this.

You made a right shuttlecock of that one

robindch

^^^ Try harder!

Genghiz Cohen

robindch wrote: »

^^^ Try harder!

(Not sure if intentional...)

Delirium

I don't think I could support a person who is a member of an organisation that puts people into a sin bin :P

robindch

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Not sure if intentional...

<facepalm>!

MagicMarker

heh heh, rugby.

robindch

For any aussies reading:

http://peoplesrepublicofcork.buy.ie/catalog/index.php?cPath=144_199

Mistress 69

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0919/breaking21.html

Always said it would be a gas!

robindch

Mistress 69 wrote: »

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0919/breaking21.html

All we need now is Ganley to show up with his chequebook.

Mistress 69

robindch wrote: »

All we need now is Ganley to show up with his chequebook.

President Deco! bouncing around the Park, cash only please.