Sperm.

chasenlife · 13-08-2011 2:32am #1

Do you think each sperm has a personality and is murdered when it doesn't make the grade to get into the womans love sack?

When you blow a load, millions of sperm come out. Do you think that each sperm has a predetermined personality and the one that gets through is the one that you are obviously stuck with?

chin_grin · 13-08-2011 2:33am

Wow. Just..................wow.

starbelgrade · 13-08-2011 2:33am

Someone's been watching Monty Python.

starbelgrade · 13-08-2011 2:34am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

Saila · 13-08-2011 2:35am

chasin life eh..

policarp · 13-08-2011 2:37am

chasenlife wrote: »

Do you think each sperm has a personality and is murdered when it doesn't make the grade to get into the womans love sack?

When you blow a load, millions of sperm come out. Do you think that each sperm has a predetermined personality and the one that gets through is the one that you are obviously stuck with?

You're full of semen.

mackg · 13-08-2011 2:37am

Sperm are like japanese kamikazee pilots

AgileMyth · 13-08-2011 2:37am

chasenlife wrote: »

Do you think each sperm has a personality and is murdered

If I could choose where to be murdered it'd definitely be all over some womans tits.

Saila · 13-08-2011 2:38am

and no, personality develops, its not born

Biggins · 13-08-2011 2:38am

Dear gawd!
...I'm outa here.

Saila · 13-08-2011 2:40am

I just murdered 1m of them bad boys

RIP

I guess that makes me a big prick

Aoifey! · 13-08-2011 2:42am

RIP sperm

Derek! · 13-08-2011 2:44am

Aoifey! wrote: »

RIP sperm

I'm sure there's plenty more were that came from

chasenlife · 13-08-2011 2:45am

I don't think I'm explaining myself properly.

Do you think every sperm has a soul? Should we feel bad for having masturbatory **** and what not? Am I not murdering innocent sperm, genocide to an extent?

I mean they are in my ball sack, at home, in a nice warm clean comfortable place. They are probably setting up little sperm communities and little sperm families. So when I ****, I am destroying these communities and innocent sperm.

I can justify sex though for getting people pregnant though. After all that is the sperms goal and they have the right to have to opportunity to achieve their goals.

chin_grin · 13-08-2011 2:45am

Aoifey! wrote: »

RIP sperm

Rest In Palm? :pac:

FunkZ · 13-08-2011 2:46am

On my first day of puberty I caused more damage to potential life than the Ice Age.

I'm proud of that :pac:

chasenlife · 13-08-2011 2:46am

I dunno, just thinking aloud.

Fago! · 13-08-2011 2:47am

Yes, all my spurmz have names. Each one named after a boardsie. Millions of tiny Fradas, Dr B's and pigheads currently live in my balls.

chin_grin · 13-08-2011 2:49am

chasenlife wrote: »

I don't think I'm explaining myself properly.

Do you think every sperm has a soul?

I'm going to have to stop you there. Your hypothesis is preposterous. If you want to bring the manifestation of the "soul" then you are saying that within the male of the species lies multiple souls. Now that can't be because we are to believe (if you do believe in that) that only one inhabits this shell we dwell in.

Sperm are reproductive cells. A lot are made because of the delivery system. It's evolution baby.

FunkZ · 13-08-2011 2:49am

Fago! wrote: »

Yes, all my spurmz have names. Each one named after a boardsie.

Jesus Christ. Lets hope snyper doesn't win another race, two of him would be disastrous.

:pac:

chin_grin · 13-08-2011 2:51am

Fago! wrote: »

Yes, all my spurmz have names. Each one named after a boardsie. Millions of tiny Fradas, Dr B's and pigheads currently live in my balls.

That's not a nice image to conjure up before nodding off.

Fago! · 13-08-2011 2:52am

FunkZ wrote: »

Jesus Christ. Lets hope snyper doesn't win another race, two of him would be disastrous.

:pac:

Nah, in my testicular universe he got banned (all over a tissue) years ago.

chasenlife · 13-08-2011 2:55am

chin_grin wrote: »

I'm going to have to stop you there. Your hypothesis is preposterous. If you want to bring the manifestation of the "soul" then you are saying that within the male of the species lies multiple souls. Now that can't be because we are to believe (if you do believe in that) that only one inhabits this shell we dwell in.

Sperm are reproductive cells. A lot are made because of the delivery system. It's evolution baby.

I think you are confused.

What I'm saying is, in the ball sack you have sperm. Now what if each of these sperm had a soul/personality of their own?

How about, imagine my ball sack was my sperms version of outer space and they live in my two balls, our equivalent of earth?

Imagine if it was the truman show but inside my sack?

chucken1 · 13-08-2011 2:56am

Biggins wrote: »

Dear gawd!
...I'm outa here.

Oh no you're not!

We'll explain it all to the poor fella

Biggins you can start with....well when a man and woman really love each other..... :P

chin_grin · 13-08-2011 2:57am

chasenlife wrote: »

I think you are confused.

What I'm saying is, in the ball sack you have sperm. Now what if each of these sperm had a soul/personality of their own?

How about, imagine my ball sack was my sperms version of outer space and they live in my two balls, our equivalent of earth?

Imagine if it was the truman show but inside my sack?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. No.

I think you're getting confused with this cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj6G986lpag

The Internet Explorer · 13-08-2011 2:59am

I like to download music & movies illegally.

Aoifey! · 13-08-2011 2:59am

chasenlife wrote: »

I think you are confused.

What I'm saying is, in the ball sack you have sperm. Now what if each of these sperm had a soul/personality of their own?

How about, imagine my ball sack was my sperms version of outer space and they live in my two balls, our equivalent of earth?

Imagine if it was the truman show but inside my sack?

But even if the sperm did have a "soul", it'd have to be only half a soul as the egg would be the other half.

im invisible · 13-08-2011 2:59am

But its mad to think about, you could have been your brother, or sister, if a different sperm met a different egg...

randylonghorn · 13-08-2011 3:00am

chasenlife wrote: »

Should we feel bad for having masturbatory **** and what not?

Um, what other kind of **** are there?

chasenlife · 13-08-2011 3:00am

Aoifey! wrote: »

But even if the sperm did have a "soul", it'd have to be only half a soul as the egg would be the other half.

That doesn't make sense?

The eggs in the womans ovaries also have souls and personalities.

Then they join together to create one personality/soul known to us as babies.

chucken1 · 13-08-2011 3:00am

chasenlife wrote: »

I think you are confused.

What I'm saying is, in the ball sack you have sperm. Now what if each of these sperm had a soul/personality of their own?

How about, imagine my ball sack was my sperms version of outer space and they live in my two balls, our equivalent of earth?

Imagine if it was the truman show but inside my sack?

Right..Ok..what about women?

They produce eggs every month..dammed if they worry about them!

Worry if your spaceman gets it? yes!

Sperm.

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