Your most satisfying revenge story?

Big Nasty

Amigomenor wrote: »

This was 18 years ago and I agree with you. Pre Celtic Tiger you would be amazed how easy we were to please!

Rathfarnham is a pretty nice area in general but most of the pubs / clubs in it were always full of scroates. What's that all about?

Amigomenor

It was either there or some dodge place on o'connell st as we were only 17/18

Big Nasty

Amigomenor wrote: »

It was either there or some dodge place on o'connell st as we were only 17/18

I hear you - used to go to Marlays myself!

Scrappychimow

When I was a kid I slept out in my friends garden in a tent, the next morning some idiot spilled fizzy orange all over my pillow ,so i poked him in the eyes , and one of his eyes was bloodshot for a week.

simonmln

I was working in the bar of a restaurant a few years ago and had been there 3/4 years. There was this new waitress, who turned out to be dead sound, who had been working a few weeks. She was eager to impress and was always running around getting flustered for no reason, trying to work hard even when it was quiet and unnecessary.

But I remeber 1 night it was quite busy and I was alone at the bar so was very busy. She kept coming to the bar and telling me to get to the kitchen to help serve, even though I was incredibly busy myself. She had a drink in the bar, that she came to drink out of every now and again, so when she left I poured a load of tabasco sauce into it and lined the glass with it. She had no idea what happened, until the end of the night when I told her. It was priceless seeing her inspecting the glass trying to come up with an explanation to why her mouth was burning.

When I told her, she saw the funny side and this started a really good friendship! Still was very satisfying to see her mouth burning and not knowing why though.

Son Of A Vidic

When I started doing the Martial Arts, the 'star' fighter in the club had great fun sparring me when I was a White belt. Three years later we met in the ring for the Connaught title and I kicked the living shít outta him.

celj

Any more revenge stories??:pac:

Logical Fallacy

celj wrote: »

Any more revenge stories??:pac:

I have one from Sunday.

The student who lived next store used to have very loud parties. I had asked her countless times to keep things down a little after 1am. I understand people like a shindig but listening to her and her shrill friends scream at each other at 3am on a Friday morning had gotten pretty old.

Being honest, she was an ignorant bitch. Didn't want to listen in the slightest and was quite rude. This went on a couple of months and she was always rude as hell. A couple of months ago her exams rolled round and i put my rather powerful speaker system up against the wall joining her place and played quite a lot of very loud music while she had her exams.

Last Saturday night she had a massive going away party (I can only assume she was moving to a new place ) and her and her friends spent quite a bit of time kicking and punching the wall and screaming "You're a ****".

On Sunday i noticed her packing her stuff into a vehicle with an older gentleman who assumed to be her Dad, so i went outside with an old bong i never use, handed it to her and said "Thanks for the loan of that, that weed you got me was ****ing awesome" turned around and walked off.

Explain that to Daddy you dizzy bitch.

steddyeddy

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I have one from Sunday.

The student who lived next store used to have very loud parties. I had asked her countless times to keep things down a little after 1am. I understand people like a shindig but listening to her and her shrill friends scream at each other at 3am on a Friday morning had gotten pretty old.

Being honest, she was an ignorant bitch. Didn't want to listen in the slightest and was quite rude. This went on a couple of months and she was always rude as hell. A couple of months ago her exams rolled round and i put my rather powerful speaker system up against the wall joining her place and played quite a lot of very loud music while she had her exams.

Last Saturday night she had a massive going away party (I can only assume she was moving to a new place ) and her and her friends spent quite a bit of time kicking and punching the wall and screaming "You're a ****".

On Sunday i noticed her packing her stuff into a vehicle with an older gentleman who assumed to be her Dad, so i went outside with an old bong i never use, handed it to her and said "Thanks for the loan of that, that weed you got me was ****ing awesome" turned around and walked off.

Explain that to Daddy you dizzy bitch.

Fair play to you!

newmug

simonmln wrote: »

I was working in the bar of a restaurant a few years ago and had been there 3/4 years. There was this new waitress, who turned out to be dead sound, who had been working a few weeks. She was eager to impress and was always running around getting flustered for no reason, trying to work hard even when it was quiet and unnecessary.

But I remeber 1 night it was quite busy and I was alone at the bar so was very busy. She kept coming to the bar and telling me to get to the kitchen to help serve, even though I was incredibly busy myself. She had a drink in the bar, that she came to drink out of every now and again, so when she left I poured a load of tabasco sauce into it and lined the glass with it. She had no idea what happened, until the end of the night when I told her. It was priceless seeing her inspecting the glass trying to come up with an explanation to why her mouth was burning.

When I told her, she saw the funny side and this started a really good friendship! Still was very satisfying to see her mouth burning and not knowing why though.

WTF? You had a really sound co-worker, who worked extra hard, and one night when ye were both busy and she asked for help, you poured tobasco sauce into her drink? Why?

Sunny!!

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I have one from Sunday.

The student who lived next store used to have very loud parties. I had asked her countless times to keep things down a little after 1am. I understand people like a shindig but listening to her and her shrill friends scream at each other at 3am on a Friday morning had gotten pretty old.

Being honest, she was an ignorant bitch. Didn't want to listen in the slightest and was quite rude. This went on a couple of months and she was always rude as hell. A couple of months ago her exams rolled round and i put my rather powerful speaker system up against the wall joining her place and played quite a lot of very loud music while she had her exams.

Last Saturday night she had a massive going away party (I can only assume she was moving to a new place ) and her and her friends spent quite a bit of time kicking and punching the wall and screaming "You're a ****".

On Sunday i noticed her packing her stuff into a vehicle with an older gentleman who assumed to be her Dad, so i went outside with an old bong i never use, handed it to her and said "Thanks for the loan of that, that weed you got me was ****ing awesome" turned around and walked off.

Explain that to Daddy you dizzy bitch.

EPIC!!!:D

Pdfile

i got my old computer teacher fired for filling his and all the connected pc's full of porn after he read through my emails remotely ( was logged on, afk hadn't opened any mail only he could )


rather then just get him done for the mail i ruined his rep and everything.


he has done the above in the past and been a miserable cnut to many past pupils including relations. the school up until that time had no defences over anything cpu wise... many still don't . This was not spur of the moment either... 2 odd years of useless " do this, ill be back in a minute " commands which where of no use as he would leave us at say.. 10:15 and come back at 2ish o clock then proceed to say nothing until leaving time.


teachers like him only get ECDL jobs in fas afaik but hey... everyone has their true calling i guess.

darragh o meara

A few years back I worked for a company, my main duty wAs to file warranty claims for them and to manage the account. On starting I was quickly shown the ropes and picked up the job fairly quickly, I'm also somebody who scrutinises everything and looks for loopholes in everything I do ( something I've always done for some reason ). Anyway as the months went by the boss would increasingly ask me to exploit certain loopholes ie putting in a claim on a newer item belonging to somebody else for a good customer or friend of his. Basically what I'd do is : if you came inwith your item which had a problem but was out of warranty and of course were either a top customer or neatest buddies with the boss I'd have a look back through the books and find a newer ( in this case vehicles ) and put the claim through for the newer vehicle but credit the person with the older vehicle meaning they got the job done FOC whereas usually they wouldn't. This went on for some time and I was quiet good at it mad made the boss plenty of money by keeping his friends happy along with the better customers who would come back for other stuff. To make it better I was very good friends with the lad who used to audit these accounts every so often for years before I started the job and he just convieniently stayed away from certain claims during his audits

After about 4 years doing this the company decided to lay off a few staff and I was one of them. They told me on a Friday evening and asked me to finish there and then so I could go look for another job. Anyway first thing mon morning they moved a lad from another area over to my job and tried to show him how to do what I had been doing all along which he tried for a while but could never get to grips with the fiddling I used to do for the boss. In that time I had a serious battle to get my redundancy from them as they wanted me to come back but seen as I had another job sourced I couldn't. The ex boss tried everything he could ie. Not signing the redundancy cheque, cancelling cheques, ringing my new boss trying to go back on the reference he'd gave me etc etc. After a few weeks of this carry on I got sick of him so as soon as the redundancy money was sorted out I called my buddy ( the auditor for the distributor ) and gold him about the situation, I also gave him a list of claims that would be if interest for the next few audits which he promptly carried out and caused a charge back of well over a 100k to my ex boss revenge at it's finest and my buddy got a nice bottle of his favourite 25 yr old Middleton brandy for his troubles

Moral of the story : don't **** the lad around who does all your dodgy dealings while ge still has all the info in them

Lawlesz

Haven't read the thread, but;

S***e in their shoes....

Nobody likes that...

darragh o meara

Oh and myself and my mates have had a few laughs with lads who rob drinks in nightclubs. The old half a pint of carlsberg and half a pint of piss has been tried on a few occasions and has actually stopped a few lads robbing drinks for good. But my favourite on was one my brother who's a barman concocted which involved the raw juice of many lemons left for a few days in a glass done up all fancy like a cocktail. So many lads and ladies have taken the bait on that one!!

Another bit if revenge I've witnessed involved a staff member in a night club who used to do the cloakroom. He was suspected of robbing stuff from handbags but it could never be proven!! So the boss got a friend if his to put in a bag which would catch his eye. Little did the lad know that he had got a few biros and blew the ink all over the inside of the bag so when lightfingers himself decided to have a rummage he got a lot mire than he bargained for. It was hilarious seeing him try to tell the boss his biro had leaked even though he had none on him of that colour nor could he produce one

few cans?

a few years ago i went on a weekend to galway with a few of the lads on the session as ya do. on the first night one of the lads put liquid soap on my pillow so when i woke up the next morning hungover there was a load of goo on my face and in my hair (and i had no skins so you can imagine my anger)
so later that day i poured his eyedrop medicine thing into a glass (im not bad enough to get rid of it) and refilled it with water with a tiny bit of lemon juice. later on he squirted some into his eye which he has to do a couple of times a day and by the holy hand of god did he jump around like a spanish bull for about half an hour. priceless.

darragh o meara

Oh and the clingfilm over the top of the jacks bowl is a classic, messy though and a hoot to get exactly right but a gem when you do.

Now it's off to bed. That is all.

Lanaier

Remember that SouthPark episode where Cartman has all these amazing "revenge" ideas for Kyle.....you think they're going to be great and creative but they all end up involving smearing different types of sh1t on his parents walls???

Yeah, that's this thread.

Azureus

Heard a story about a friend who got cheated on by a guy she was seeing for awhile in college...he had been hooking up with a few other girls behind her back, and everyone was really suprised when she was told/found out what had been going on behind her back because she didnt seem THAT angry.
Cue a few weeks later we are all at a house party, and the two of them go upstairs to get it on. She strolls downstairs about 20 minutes later smiling, and another 20 minutes later he comes down the stairs BULLING. She had decided to get a little bit kinky while giving him a handjob, but had swapped Durex Tingle Lube for a tube of Deep Heat. OW! Now thats revenge served cold. They never spoke again after that Classy exit outta a relationship right there...

Only one my mates ever did to me for keeping them awake at parties etc was waking up the next morning to find all my shoes filled with shaving foam/one of each shoe hidden in various places eg the roof/in lightshades/the fridge...was gonna kill em :L

Also, smearing brownie mix on the underside of a grill is pretty good revenge if you wanna smoke someones kitchen out and not have em know whats wrong...never done it tho

Rocky_Dennis

darragh o meara wrote: »

Oh and the clingfilm over the top of the jacks bowl is a classic, messy though and a hoot to get exactly right but a gem when you do.

Now it's off to bed. That is all.

That only works with women or men with small willies, I will never be caught out :cool:

dermo88

A former teacher used to come to a betting office I managed in Dublin. He was the most obnoxious, sarcastic, rude person I have had the displeasure of meeting. Eventually I got to get my revenge, gently, all while publicly humiliating him.

One Saturday morning, up to my tonsils in work, I got my own back:

"Ah John, could you make your writing a bit bigger please"
"Who do you think you are calling me John"
(Smiles.....you have fallen into my trap) "Lets not get off on the wrong foot here John. (Looking him dead in the eye and smiling) DC, call me D if you please, its not 1993 anymore, you would do well to remember that.
"Hmm" (Grunts)
"Don't grunt at me John, you are suppposed to be an English Teacher, it would be nice if you could at least be civil here, now considering, (points at wall), thats my handwriting, is that spidery hieroglyphics? (It was the future market prices, done in my cursive italic script)
"No"
"Good, because when a finger points there are four pointing back"
"I spoke to other staff, and they can't read your handwriting, and you are supposed to be an ENGLISH teacher......am I correct"
"So my advice....John....well....if you can't write properly, I'll do what you did to me. Take yourself, and your cross doubles, and kindly inflict them on Ladbrokes my good man. Good day to you"

The customers knew who he was. He was slow clapped as he walked out of the betting office.

Profiler

darragh o meara wrote: »

A few years back I worked for a company, my main duty wAs to file warranty claims for them......

Moral of the story : don't **** the lad around who does all your dodgy dealings while ge still has all the info in them

So you were an accessory to many many counts of fraud, up to €100,000 worth of fraud?

The moral of this story for you might yet be coming down the line in the shape of 5 to 7 years in jail for you...

The King of Moo

Profiler wrote: »

So you were an accessory to many many counts of fraud, up to €100,000 worth of fraud?

The moral of this story for you might yet be coming down the line in the shape of 5 to 7 years in jail for you...

And I hope for his sake his username isn't his real one!

darragh o meara

I only done what I was told. And it's well out in the open and I haven't been done yet so I'm not worrying. Plus I have a lot more serious secrets to come if he ever decided to try anything, ones that would get him jail time