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If you were offered €1,000,000 but...

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    #32
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    irish-stew wrote: »
    I'm single so cant see it being a problem.

    :D

    No
    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    I'm single. Can I have the money anyway? :p

    No


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    #33
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Of course. You would get a far superior girlfriend with 1 million in the bank.


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    #34
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,460 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    few cans? wrote: »
    op never said you had to be in love. im with a girl at the moment who i couldnt give a shag about and im sure she feels the same and id leave her in the morning for 20 squid and a pack of smokey bacon

    :eek:

    Salt and vinegar surely?


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    #35
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    It's never gonna happen so I can honestly say, hand on heart that I would choose him, everytime!


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    #36
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Yes and I'd pay a load of escorts to hit on him for the following six months so he'd be thinking "hey, I don't need her" and then I'd cut him off very abruptly at the exact same time as I'd plaster facebook with photos of me doing loads of very expensive things that he loves with my new and very handsome boyfriend who I've bought. I'd also pay anyone he looks up to text him and tell him he's shit, like that bit in South Park with Radiohead and Scott Tennerman. And then I'd start paying the escorts again, and repeat until I've spent all my money making him into an emotional wreck. Let's see him leave his stupid socks on the bloody floor THEN.


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    #37
    few cans?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭few cans?


    kowloon wrote: »
    :eek:

    Salt and vinegar surely?

    ah sure whatevers on offer im not too fussy


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    #38
    WallyGUFC
    Registered Users Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    Nah id rather not lose my hand.


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    #39
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    bronte wrote: »
    No.
    You can make money....you can't replace someone who means the world to you.

    This.


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    #40
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    You want me to amputate my hand!? :eek:


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    #41
    Adyx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    What if you turned down the money and your oh broke up with you a few weeks later any way?


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    #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    You want me to amputate my hand!? :eek:

    But you could have something else there

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGyCXvzmdYc


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    #43
    Crazy Horse 6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,474 ✭✭✭Crazy Horse 6


    I've kids so the answer is no.


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    #44
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    py2006 wrote: »
    ...you had break it off with your better half and not tell them about it. Would ya?
    No.
    Next...


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    #45
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    if you do then you don't really care about your OH then do you.


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    #46
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    No way! You can't put a price on true love.





    Plus at my current OH's salary and assuming at least another 25 years working life, it wouldn't be a prudent investment.


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    #47
    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    The people who say no will likely get divorced, get cheated on, cheat, break up etc anyways soon enough.
    I would but I'd sneakily send her half.

    Maybe Id send her a bit less than half actually.


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    #48
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    py2006 wrote: »
    ...you had break it off with your better half and not tell them about it. Would ya?

    If your in a long term relationship or indeed married etc and was offered €1,000,000 straight up in cash but the only catch was that you had to break it off with your partner and not tell them anything about the money!

    Think about this one.

    Edit: If you're single ya aint in it!!
    If you had asked me this 2 months ago, I would have said no way. Love is priceless blah blah blah.

    So 2 months ago, we moved in together and I got a blast of reality, so listen up, guys that are thinking of moving in with your girlfriend, you will not and I STRESS, you will not get the ride every night :(

    Give me the money :D


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    #49
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The thread is really stuffed with touching instances of romantic spirit. :)


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    #50
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Can just buy a babe for yourself, also not like there's just one person for everyone, the world is fairly big ;)


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    #51
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,221 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Wouldn't you want to kill yourself if you walked in them riding someone else a week later after turning it down.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #52
    happyoutish
    Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭happyoutish


    For SURE!!!..

    Off with ya.. ciao.. good luck.. toodle pip!!

    WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... SHOW ME THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!!

    Oh the life I could have with that money.... *sigh*


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    #53
    fiinch
    Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭fiinch


    you kidding me i'd have ditched my last gf for half a packet of fruit pastilles!


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    #54
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    nope, money cant buy happiness


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    #55
    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    nope, money cant buy happiness
    It can buy comfort, luxury, nice things, it can rid you of stress and make the pursuit of happiness easier.
    Anybody who says being rich is a curse, or gives you more money worries, etc is bullshítting.

    When you have no stress, can travel the world, don't have to work or live hand to mouth, you can relax and find happiness.
    Much easier to find happiness if you're rich than if you had to work 50 hours a week near minimum wage in some bar just scraping by to take care of your family.


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    #56
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,269 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Not for a million that's for sure, if I was happy in the relationship then there'd be no amount of money that would make me do it.


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    #57
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,434 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    py2006 wrote: »
    Nope, they must not know about the money and you can't get back with them!

    sry..you never stated that in your original post so tough :D


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    #58
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    I'd break it off, collect the money,then a week of coke and hookers and then get back with her :D

    :D


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    #59
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    wow I felt mad gulity when I went to press Hell yehh!


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    #60
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    maxxie wrote: »
    wow I felt mad gulity when I went to press Hell yehh!

    Did ya tell them?


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    #61
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    sry..you never stated that in your original post so tough :D

    Fixed! ;)


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