Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!!)MkII

whydave

The Drogheda Slane Branch members will be selling Fuchsia emblems in the Laurence Centre Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this week.
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Representing veterans since 1950
The Organisation of National Ex-Servicemen and Women (Irish: Óglaigh Náisiúnta Na hÉireann) or ONE is a support organisation for ex-service personnel of the Irish Defence Services.The ONE is dedicated to looking after the welfare of ex-service personnel of the Irish Defence Services.The O.N.E. is recognised as the official representatives of ex-service personnel by the Department of Defence and the Military Authorities.The official name of the organisation is Óglaigh Náisiúnta na hÉireann Teoranta and the Patron is Michael D. Higgins, PRESIDENT OF IRELAND.
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andy_g

whydave wrote: »

Id expect that from you Dave

whydave

whydave wrote: »

Look again !!!

Steve

whydave wrote: »

Look again !!!

Oh dear lord.

Gatling

Steve wrote: »

Oh dear lord.

Hamburger

Steve

A hamburger has meat in it, more like a lettuce sambo..

NakedDex

whydave wrote: »

I'd laugh, but the amount of times I've played Madden in full gear, against someone in full gear, is utterly ridiculous. I still put on my Ron Hextall jersey to play NHL.

whydave

When ever you feel sad just remember somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling on a door that says ''PUSH'' !

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NakedDex

I know nothing about either person, and my perceptions could be completely in the wrong order, but I already hate the guy on the right, and want to buy the guy on the left a beer.

Dogwatch

At 19, he is probably to young to consume alcohol in most US states.

NakedDex

He's too young to purchase, perhaps, but I can hand him some beer and he can do with it what he wishes. It's like the loophole in laws regarding pubs, where you can't purchase or drink alcohol unless you're over 18, but due to some archaic loophole, if you're in the beer garden, you can drink as much as you want as long as you're over 4.

whydave

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AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR AIRSOFT.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

whydave

whydave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxTj73cf53A

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andy_g

S.E.A.L.s wrote: »

Remember there is no spoon

whydave

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moggser

any of you lads know how to unlock the \huawei mobile wifi things

S.E.A.L.s

moggser wrote: »

any of you lads know how to unlock the \huawei mobile wifi things

Nope and Google should know - https://www.google.ie/#bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&fp=47ca358f35f6a9c6&q=unlock+huawei+mobile+wifi

Maybe enter your model number too

moggser

S.E.A.L.s wrote: »

Nope and Google should know - https://www.google.ie/#bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&fp=47ca358f35f6a9c6&q=unlock+huawei+mobile+wifi

Maybe enter your model number too

I've already googled the bejaysis out of it... Model is the E586

S.E.A.L.s

moggser wrote: »

I've already googled the bejaysis out of it... Model is the E586

Here - http://m0nkeycheese.blogspot.ie/2011/04/australian-huawei-e585-free-unlock.html

Just change what applies to you (Network settings)

Hope this helps

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moggser

S.E.A.L.s wrote: »

Here - http://m0nkeycheese.blogspot.ie/2011/04/australian-huawei-e585-free-unlock.html

Just change what applies to you (Network settings)

Hope this helps

Ooh I'll try that later on cheers

whydave

S.E. Airsoft

I laughed so much I'm going to hell for this!! I'll have the coals hot & bacon on, you can bring the bbq sauce

whydave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwIl9l6KDWU

whydave

Legend !!!!
Read the Medal of Honor citation

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NakedDex

Ever realise you only use a small few things in your collection, and realise its time to thin the herd, so to speak? There's things here that I've never even used, and probably never will be.

whydave

NakedDex wrote: »

its time to thin the herd

What have got .......

DeBurca

NakedDex wrote: »

Ever realise you only use a small few things in your collection, and realise its time to thin the herd, so to speak? There's things here that I've never even used, and probably never will be.

I know exactly what you mean

NakedDex

A bunch of stuff, Dave. A P90, Kimber Warrior, a steel AK, a gas L96 (with two bodies, for whatever reason), a TM Desert Eagle, MP5 SD6, G&G LR300, a fecking MGL even. There's probably more I can't think of. There's a few more I don't use but would probably hold on to unless I got an offer I couldn't refuse (the Fifty, for example).

I only ever use the M7 or SR25 anymore, and I'd only really be tempted away from those by a bullpup option, I think. I went through a spate of buying pistols and I still end up using a bog standard KWA Glock I picked up... four years ago(?). Ugly, and basic, but it hasn't let me down once.

I spent too long buying stuff I just ended up not bothering to use.


Edit: I'd splurge on a proper walnut Garand, still. Because, Garand.

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whydave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyL6H0x9CW8

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whydave

MORE here !!!