aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

QueenOfLeon

Me and my sister can literally fight about anything. At the moment we're having an argument about getting married on a Monday. Neither of us are getting married...

Jackobyte

3 weeks and I leave my homework 'til now?! WHY! :mad:

marko93

Jackobyte wrote: »

3 weeks and I leave my homework 'til now?! WHY! :mad:

I'm in the same boat, cept with 4 assignments.


THUGLIFE.

Pigwidgeon

Shít day was shít. If there's anything that's going to knock your confidence, nearly poisoning someone will sure as hell do the trick.

Also exams start tomorrow and I've literally had no time to do any work for them. Screwed. Is an understatement.

skyscraperblue

Dreading school so much it's unbelievable.

Aoifey!

I wish things could just be simple. Just once.

IHeartChemistry

Insect Overlord wrote: »

I'd stick a pin in it, if that happened to me. I never put up with blisters. Amateur drainage FTW. :pac:

I slept for 5 hours last night. In a strange house in West Clare. In a sleeping bag. On a kitchen counter-top. While my drunk friends played charades in the next room, with the connecting door wide open, and another lad snored on the floor. Oh dear.

Just my luck that my house has no pins in it. Only earrings!

Leftyflip

wheyyyy! shítty mood again!

Ally7

I'm having a serious HPAT meltdown. I've just realised that I'm absolutely shít at it. Not a good confidence boost at the end of a crap day.

suitcasepink

Got my first, second and third BSoD today


Im sooo sad I want my lappie to last forever

JamJamJamJam

Ally7 wrote: »

I'm having a serious HPAT meltdown. I've just realised that I'm absolutely shít at it. Not a good confidence boost at the end of a crap day.

Join the club!

jumpguy

Ally7 wrote: »

I'm having a serious HPAT meltdown. I've just realised that I'm absolutely shít at it. Not a good confidence boost at the end of a crap day.

If you're doing the ******** thing and getting shíte percentiles, I was the same. :P Also, the first time I did the practice test I ran out of time in section 3 with only like 8 questions down.

My own argh: Found out how I got so shítfaced last night. Annnd I said it'd never happen again after New Year's...*sigh* I actually feel ashamed of myself.

soccymonster

My sister broke up with her bf (coz of something frrickin stupid!!).
And he's devastated.
I actually feel so sorry for him. He was one of the nicest guys ever :(:(:(

jefreywithonef

Insect Overlord wrote: »

I slept for 5 hours last night. In a strange house in West Clare. In a sleeping bag. On a kitchen counter-top. While my drunk friends played charades in the next room, with the connecting door wide open, and another lad snored on the floor. Oh dear.

If it's any consolation I'm being accused of killing a magpie.

I did not.

wnolan1992

jefreywithonef wrote: »

If it's any consolation I'm being accused of killing a magpie.

I did not.

If there was ever a story that required elaborating on, THAT is it. :pac: :pac:


Dominos' portions of wedges are frickin' tiny.

Insect Overlord

jefreywithonef wrote: »

If it's any consolation I'm being accused of killing a magpie.

I did not.

Ah, I'm not looking for for consolation. I just thought it was a story suitable for this thread. My friends really know how to throw 21st Birthday parties! >_<

But yes, do tell us about the magpie. :P

Doublechinlolz

Namlub wrote: »

Oww my throat, it hurts to swallow :'(
And we need to buy a proper computer chair thing, kitchen chair is so uncomfortable I got a headache and now I can't move my neck

This has been happening to me since Wednesday! I figured I had a septic throat because my ear also hurt and I was getting headaches and waking up 2-3 times a night sweating really heavily. It's gone today though and I was about to go to the doctor with it. You probably should if it keeps up after a few days, he'll put you on antibiotics for ten days.

jefreywithonef

wnolan1992 wrote: »

If there was ever a story that required elaborating on, THAT is it. :pac: :pac:


Dominos' portions of wedges are frickin' tiny.

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Ah, I'm not looking for for consolation. I just thought it was a story suitable for this thread. My friends really know how to throw 21st Birthday parties! >_<

But yes, do tell us about the magpie. :P

I was at a 21st and some people spotted a dead magpie and a cigarette amongst a puddle of vomit. My extreme drunkenness elicited people to presume I was responsible despite:

1. The fact that I don't smoke
2. Confining my vomiting to the toilet
3. Having no particular dislike for magpies.

Pigwidgeon

It has just dawned on me now how screwed I am for my exams. It's not even the usual didn't bother working it's I simply haven't had time off work to study.

I haven't looked at gastronomy or food safety. I know there's no point trying to study now I'm too tired. Going to get up early and go into the library. Thank fúck both exams are at 5.30.

Namlub

Oh god I am not looking forward to going back to school, I can't even reassure myself that there's loads of time left until exams anymore. Not that that's going to stop me continuing to be as horrendously lazy as I have been since the start of the year...

Grindylow

I was asleep from 12-1.50 then my mam walked down the hall, opened my door and asked if I was awake. I am now, and can't sleep. >_< Sleep could have helped my sickness go away, gah!

cristoir

Thanks too staying awake all last night and sleeping all day today there is very little chance of me getting any sleep before school tomorrow.

Pigwidgeon

I just got an email from one of my lecturers saying that she somehow lost all of our portfolios which we handed in on USB's. I now have to go buy a second one, and hand it in to her again.

This means I could have been doing more work on it over Christmas.

Also does she think I'm made of USB's that shít costs money! Why the fúck can't we email it?!

RolandIRL

Lecturers...you know it'd be handy if you told us when and where our lectures are >.<

Went in at 10 this morning for what was down on the timetable we got in semester 1...ended up in the 2nd year module of the same name :mad:

wnolan1992

Fantastic. Looks like we're going to be landed with a housekeeping fine... woke up this morning to find a cleaner cleaning the kitchen. We got no notification of this happening. Also, the kitchen was in pretty much the same state it was in when we got 5/5 in mid-October. What's worse, he threw out my pot of garlic dip that I got last night, even though it was unopened... and he emptied the bins even though they were only half full.... Seriously, I FU*KING LIVE HERE. THE BINS ARE GOING TO HAVE RUBBISH IN THEM. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR.

I swear, if he threw away any more of my food I'm lodging a complaint with reception...

EDIT: Great, the spastic threw out my fresh bread. That was the only bread I had, so now I'll have to walk all the way to SPAR to get more.... I hate on-campus living sometimes. *sad_panda*

Pigwidgeon

Shít day is shít.

I didn't get a seat with a plug in the library, my laptop died with most of my notes on it so I'm now in the ridiculously warm computer room studying which smells of bo.

I also couldn't find anyone to have lunch with and on my way to lunch by myself I fell down the stairs. Then I went and got subway to cheer myself up, it was shít and a waste of money they put in too much salad so everything fell out and they didn't melt the cheese enough.

And despite having been in the library for nearly 3 hours I still know nothing about gastronomy. The pain in my wrist and my knee really aren't going to help my concentration levels either.

Today can just fúck off. The sooner I get home to bed the better.

jorges

I really hate my room-mate's friends.

I am also just having a really **** day in general and I feel like crying. Yeah, I know, I'm a wuss.

SarahBeep!

Half hour late for something because of stupid busses!

PseudoFamous

Lost my bloody log tables, trying to study maths, no joy.

Hairycopper

Myself and my dinner went on a heap on the floor, nearly decapitated the dog in the process. Ah Mondays, how I have missed you!

Professey Chin

Hairycopper wrote: »

Myself and my dinner went on a heap on the floor, nearly decapitated the dog in the process. Ah Mondays, how I have missed you!

I have absolutely no idea how to picture this sentence O_O

Conor108

My lightbulb is gone. I have no spares. DEVASTATED.

Hairycopper

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea how to picture this sentence O_O

Picture a floor ledge, a plate of Tacos, a dog jumping around my feet.. Then slow motion falling flat on my face and dinner being thrown across the room and nearly sitting on the dog!on plus side I Havnt seen my brother laugh so hard in ages.

Professey Chin

Hairycopper wrote: »

Picture a floor ledge, a plate of Tacos, a dog jumping around my feet.. Then slow motion falling flat on my face and dinner being thrown across the room and nearly sitting on the dog!on plus side I Havnt seen my brother laugh so hard in ages.

Done........................

degausserxo

The awkward moment when you go to open your window, completely don't notice that your mam has taken down your curtains and blind.. And you're in the nip.

Insect Overlord

degausserxo wrote: »

The awkward moment when you go to open your window, completely don't notice that your mam has taken down your curtains and blind.. And you're in the nip.

Pics or... :pac:

Professey Chin

degausserxo wrote: »

The awkward moment when you go to open your window, completely don't notice that your mam has taken down your curtains and blind.. And you're in the nip.

Go on..............

soccymonster

Sitting on my bed replaying Chris Doran in Eurovision 2004 on youtube over and over again.

These holidays are so productive......... NAT

Professey Chin

soccymonster wrote: »

Sitting on my bed replaying Chris Doran in Eurovision 2004 on youtube over and over again.

These holidays are so productive......... NAT

I used to train with him when I was about 13/14. He kicks hard :pac:
Although he was about a decade at least older then me at the time O_O

IHeartChemistry

In about 5 hours tome I'll be back here saying I'm an absolute twat head. Ohhh god.

jumpguy

The one night I'm wrecked, the pre-drinking happens here, which normally I'd like but I'm so fookin' wrecked after the weekend...

Doublechinlolz

When I loose my free texts, I just say goodbye to the world forever.

RolandIRL

Doublechinlolz wrote: »

When I loose my free texts, I just say goodbye to the world forever.

Webtexts

PseudoFamous

It's a pretty crap feeling to realise you've wasted the entire holiday before an exam looking at funny pictures on the internet. You'd think I would have learnt by now. Of course, I'm going to need a bloody miracle to get a decent grade in this feckin' maths. The only thing I don't like is how make believe and intangible so much of this maths is, makes it impossible for me to study.

Hairycopper

Today is not my day, wah wah wah etc. My dad had just finished making food and without thinking that the hob would be still hot I put my phone down while I made my lunch for tomorrow. Its safe to say the back of my phone looks like its had a stroke, it's all droopy at one side!

Professey Chin

Hairycopper wrote: »

Today is not my day, wah wah wah etc. My dad had just finished making food and without thinking that the hob would be still hot I put my phone down while I made my lunch for tomorrow. Its safe to say the back of my phone looks like its had a stroke, it's all droopy at one side!

Im getting great amusement off you today

Hairycopper

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Im getting great amusement off you today

Careful now or your face will resemble the back of my phone!



*I don't condone violence or act apon*

Professey Chin

Hairycopper wrote: »

Careful now or your face will resemble the back of my phone!



*I don't condone violence or act apon*

Hairycopper

I'm from Cork. By Blaaville, I'm assuming you're from Waterford. Fight won by Hairycopper in the right corner :cool:

Professey Chin

Hairycopper wrote: »

I'm from Cork. By Blaaville, I'm assuming you're from Waterford. Fight won by Hairycopper in the right corner :cool:

The day cork is the right corner is the day hell freezes over :pac: