It's PanDENmonium! [Off Topic Chat]

Jhcx

Corvo Attano wrote: »

Its seems easier in ways.

But women tho. Why do they have to be so attractive

It's the boobs man those sweet sweet fluffy airbags.

Corvo Attano

Jhcx wrote: »

It's the boobs man those sweet sweet fluffy airbags.

Men just dont get that ass either. Its not our fault.

Squidgy Black

Corvo Attano wrote: »

Men just dont get that ass either. Its not our fault.

Have you even heard women talk about male butts. It's always "cute" and stuff.

None of that big ass booty ho stuff.

iamanengine

Man, I love boobs, it's like, they are at least in my top 3 favourite things ever.

Corvo Attano

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Have you even heard women talk about male butts. It's always "cute" and stuff.

None of that big ass booty ho stuff.

Cause we dont get a big ass. It turns to a block of iron. Girls dont know til they try pinch that and cant get a grip.



Also Im more of an ass man my self. ****s just awesome.

LoonyLovegood

Boys are weird.

Nerdkiller1991

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Boys are weird.

And girls are icky and have cooties and smell of doo doo!

Mommy, where's my apple juice?

Corvo Attano

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Boys are weird.

Actually we're usually fairly straight forward

suitcasepink

Corvo Attano wrote: »

Actually we're usually fairly straight forward

Nahh youre definitely not.



So my town is eroding away

wnolan1992

deise_girl wrote: »

So my town is eroding away

From the way you speak about it and it's people, I think we'd be better off as a nation. :P



Also:

eyes > smile > boobs > ass

End of.

LoonyLovegood

I've nothing against a nice set of boobs, tbh. However, personality wins out over anything else for me.

iamanengine

Boobs or nothing!!!

Corvo Attano

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Also:

eyes > smile > boobs > ass

End of.

Nah the smile is first.

pajor

One exam down, three to go.

Vito Corleone

Ass before boobs.

LostBoy101

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Ass before boobs.

He speaks the truth.

iamanengine

You guys are all crazy!!!!

Corvo Attano

Guys, guys, guys. Lets be educated here. Its all in relation to each other. The two complement each other.

wnolan1992

But doo-dee comes from butts. That's icky.

Jhcx

wnolan1992 wrote: »

But doo-dee comes from butts. That's icky.

Jebus mr wnolan what are you smoking?

pajor

Apparently it's a measure of maturity on which you prefer. :P

iamanengine

College is just round the corner, so who is sellin'?:cool:

Jhcx

Interview finished. now have to wait 7-10 working days. ugh.

I want to move to London but im not ready dont think i will have enough money to live......

iamanengine

Jhcx wrote: »

Interview finished. now have to wait 7-10 working days. ugh.

I want to move to London but im not ready dont think i will have enough money to live......

London is awesome Where bouts ya headed?

Jhcx

iamanengine wrote: »

London is awesome Where bouts ya headed?

It is. An amazing city. Well if i get the job i'll be working in Heathrow so will be Hounslow, west drayton, hayes and langley

iamanengine

Anyone ever see the Gone With The Blastwave web comics?

Hilarious.

Junco Partner

iamanengine wrote: »

Anyone ever see the Gone With The Blastwave web comics?

Hilarious.

Yup, it's a shame updates are so rare now. It's brilliant.

LoonyLovegood

Actually, do any of you listen to the Night Vale Podcast?

iamanengine

Drugs, so many damn drugs everywhere :O

Who the hell is smugglin all the drugs into this damn country?!

Damn it's easy availability, damn it all!!!

Jhcx

iamanengine wrote: »

Drugs, so many damn drugs everywhere :O

Who the hell is smugglin all the drugs into this damn country?!

Damn it's easy availability, damn it all!!!

pm the location lol. :pac:

Everyone goes on about these drugs yet i wouldnt know the first place to look. i can only take one guess. .... the internet

Jhcx

Utah Slide
In Kaysville, it is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. You can own one, you just can't detonate one.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.
Kentucky
In Louisville, it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Florida
In Florida, you are not allowed to kiss your wife's breasts. If that's not stingy enough as far as the bedroom is concerned, the missionary position is also the only legal sexual position.
Georgia
In Atlanta, there is a law that states you cannot let your pubic hair grow past six inches. I wonder whose job it is to measure it?!?
Oklahoma
It is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7:00pm. (I Dont even want to know why you would have a sleeping donkey in your bath)
Oregon
In Grants Pass, it is illegal to pump your own gas, if you do you will be given a $1,000 ticket.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
West Virginia
It is still in the books that if you steal another man's horse the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.
Tennessee
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
Michigan
It's still illegal, though not enforced, for a woman to get her hair cut without her husband's permission.
Vermont
In keeping with the "by permission only" trend, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Idaho
In Idaho Falls, it is illegal to ride a motorcycle if you are a 90-year-old man.
California
In Walnut, no person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit from the sheriff.
Indiana
In Crown Point, it's illegal to carry a dog in your purse if you have shoes on while walking across grass.
Hawaii
In Honolulu, it is illegal to sing loudly outside after sunset
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of sexually explicit material to be removed from 'Romeo and Juliet.'
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays

Amurica ehy!

Nerdkiller1991

Jhcx wrote: »

Utah Slide
In Kaysville, it is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. You can own one, you just can't detonate one.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.
Kentucky
In Louisville, it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Florida
In Florida, you are not allowed to kiss your wife's breasts. If that's not stingy enough as far as the bedroom is concerned, the missionary position is also the only legal sexual position.
Georgia
In Atlanta, there is a law that states you cannot let your pubic hair grow past six inches. I wonder whose job it is to measure it?!?
Oklahoma
It is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7:00pm. (I Dont even want to know why you would have a sleeping donkey in your bath)
Oregon
In Grants Pass, it is illegal to pump your own gas, if you do you will be given a $1,000 ticket.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
West Virginia
It is still in the books that if you steal another man's horse the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.
Tennessee
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
Michigan
It's still illegal, though not enforced, for a woman to get her hair cut without her husband's permission.
Vermont
In keeping with the "by permission only" trend, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Idaho
In Idaho Falls, it is illegal to ride a motorcycle if you are a 90-year-old man.
California
In Walnut, no person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit from the sheriff.
Indiana
In Crown Point, it's illegal to carry a dog in your purse if you have shoes on while walking across grass.
Hawaii
In Honolulu, it is illegal to sing loudly outside after sunset
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of sexually explicit material to be removed from 'Romeo and Juliet.'
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays

Amurica ehy!

Well, with the fact that "for profit" prisons are a thing, I can totally see people lobbying for some of these laws to be enforced.

Jhcx

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Well, with the fact that "for profit" prisons are a thing, I can totally see people lobbying for some of these laws to be enforced.

Ah Ya but in all seriousness though where the hell are you going with an ice cream cone in your back pocket(only to the nut house I hope ), or walking on grass with shoes on and your dog in a purse. Also who says I can only do one position in bed. Another question is why in the name of Saint Patrick, Michael, Jim, john and Sean would you even have a neuclear weapon at your disposal never mind blowing everything in a mile radius to bits. And no more than 6 inches of pubes... officially fcked

Some of them though I think should always stay there. Like daring a child to buy alcohol, fishing for Wales on Sunday, don't they know that's the lords day. As for being allowed to beat your wife once a month Dafuq? Should be just shot there and then.

iamanengine

Jhcx wrote: »

pm the location lol. :pac:

Everyone goes on about these drugs yet i wouldnt know the first place to look. i can only take one guess. .... the internet

In my experience, everywhere, bearing in mind I go to Galway!

LoonyLovegood

I'M BACK IN MY APARTMENT ON MY OWN AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

pajor

CTYIgirl wrote: »

I'M BACK IN MY APARTMENT ON MY OWN AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

That is a beautiful feeling alright.

Two exams down - two to go.

Jako8

I haven't been on Boards in a long time. How is everyone?

Jhcx

Too busy studying by the looks of it. Place has been a ghost town.

pajor

Jhcx wrote: »

Too busy studying by the looks of it.

Spot on I'd say. Case with me anyway..

Jhcx

Guys We need a schedule around here.

When are the mods finished their exams?
Whens the referendum happening on the future of Clearasil & Hormones re-branding and restructuring?
Whens the vote for the New name of the Den rolling out?

I feel like making a website and learning about hacking I always seem to get to about 13% and just retire for another year.

Jx out

pajor

Three exams done - one to go.

Thank f*ck.

wnolan1992

Jako8 wrote: »

I haven't been on Boards in a long time. How is everyone?

Here he is ladies and gents. The guy ultimately responsible for my brutal reign.

I'm fantastic despite not yet having co-op sorted. How's the FYP going?

Jhcx wrote: »

When are the mods finished their exams?
Whens the referendum happening on the future of Clearasil & Hormones re-branding and restructuring?
Whens the vote for the New name of the Den rolling out?

I don't have exams atm, but I've got other IRL sh*te going on that's meaning this place will be lower on my list of priorities until at least the end of this week.

When we get a chance we'll sort out the referendum, I'll go out on a limb here and say before the end of the month.


As for names for the Den, cannay have a vote with no candidates, get your pun caps on. :P (though it'll take something special to replace the canoodling den. :pac:)

MauraTheThird

My printer hates me and it's awful considering I give it so much love and attention

Junco Partner

Anyone ever see something on facebook and hope with all their might that it's a frape?.
that's me now. It's clearly a frape but I'm still stressed out over it.

Jhcx

MauraTheThird wrote: »

My printer hates me and it's awful considering I give it so much love and attention

mine killed itself and it was such a good printer. we got on like a house on fire.

LoonyLovegood

I'm finished exams, but also dealing with IRL crap. Did you know new housemates can be awful? But she's moving out, so that's good!

Maura's failed print-den, anyone?

pajor

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Did you know new housemates can be awful?

Yes, yes I do.

SarahBeep!

CTYIgirl wrote: »

I'm finished exams, but also dealing with IRL crap. Did you know new housemates can be awful? But she's moving out, so that's good!

Maura's failed print-den, anyone?

Already?!

LoonyLovegood

SarahBeep! wrote: »

Already?!

Yup! She moved in on Friday.

Junco Partner

I was strolling through town this morning when I passed an old man. He was about sixty odd, short, balding and tubby. Your run of the mill old guy. Except for, that is, the full facial tribal tattoo.

That's limrick citaaaay!