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    #152
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    head out tonight, drink at least a litre of vodka.
    then come home, head out the back garden and hang yourself off your fathers ladder in the shed.

    leave a note for the girl telling her that you loved her so much you gave your life for her.
    she'll be kneeling down in front of you in no time.... you'll be six feet under, but who cares!


    Banned.


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    #153
    Don Juan DeMagoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo


    Siuin wrote: »
    One word: P90X

    My boyfriend did it. It works ;)

    I watched all of this and at the end of it I was wondering if I was actually gay. :rolleyes:


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    #154
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Don Juan DeMagoo wrote: »
    I watched all of this and at the end of it I was wondering if I was actually gay. :rolleyes:

    What's it about?


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    #155
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Samich wrote: »
    What's it about?


    Two cowboys pushed together by circumstances, tested by the elements and their situation, alone on the trail for those long lonely nights under the stars they seek comfort in each other.........


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    #156
    Don Juan DeMagoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo


    Samich wrote: »
    I'm afraid I'm not heading out tonight, dislocated a shoulder so no out. :)

    Sorry to hear man, get better soon.........

    Wait we can use this, say you got injured trying out for some rugby team or you got knocked of your horse will galloping on the beach.......... No wait you dislocated your shoulder while saving your horse who was drowning at sea. This can work man, get on your dancing shoes and get out there!!


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    #157
    billyhead
    Registered Users Posts: 9,856 ✭✭✭billyhead


    Op,

    You need to grow a set of b**ls and just start chatting to women a lot more whether in a club or on the street. TBH you should enjoy being young free and single rather then in a relationship and the commitment that entails. If your that desperate for a woman just act like your man from American Pie (Spinsmeister) when your in a club and walk up to them in bars and clubs and not give too ****es.


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    #158
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    billyhead wrote: »
    Op,

    You need to grow a set of b**ls and just start chatting to women a lot more whether in a club or on the street. TBH you should enjoy being young free and single rather then in a relationship and the commitment that entails. If your that desperate for a woman just act like your man from American Pie (Spinsmeister) when your in a club and walk up to them in bars and clubs and not give too ****es.

    I know that dude, just getting the balls to begin with is the thing. :o


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    #159
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    mikemac wrote: »
    Jobs are scare but maybe get yourself a barman job at the weekends, some extra cash for you and you'll be out meeting people
    Actually, that's a great idea. It'll really help with the confidence, too. I've worked in loads of bars and seen loads of shy, quiet young fellas start and watched their confidence just grow and grow. I'm not talking about confidence with women in particular, just in general.


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    #160
    TrixIrl
    Registered Users Posts: 200 ✭✭TrixIrl


    Forget clubs, too many distractions for you & the ladies - and you can never tell whose really single or if they're just sluttin it up on a girls night out.

    House parties pre or post club are the way to go! That way you have a small select group of ppl whose "relationship status" can be easily sussed out, and
    theres much less score-pressure!! There is always someone to talk to - and one drunken girl that wants to stay up talking utter sh ite!

    Aim for a friendly, light-hearted banter, dont mention how desperate you are or the length of time you've been singe. Its all in the mystery. Aim to get a number not a kiss!


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    #161
    WhoSays
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭WhoSays


    Hey OP, first off, you're an absolute legend posting on this trying to get a GF....get your act together and buy a big ring just in case.


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    #162
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Pah! real women? All that talking & emotional stuff. Get yourself a pretty mannequin.

    You seem like a mannequin sort of guy.


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    #163
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    WhoSays wrote: »
    Hey OP, first off, you're an absolute loser posting on this trying to get a GF....get your act together and buy a long rope just in case.

    Banned?


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    #164
    BlueNemo
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭BlueNemo


    WhoSays wrote: »
    Hey OP, first off, you're an absolute loser posting on this trying to get a GF....get your act together and buy a long rope just in case.

    I hope you're banned.
    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Pah! real women? All that talking & emotional stuff. Get yourself a pretty mannequin.

    You seem like a mannequin sort of guy.

    Getting a mannequin worked out pretty damn well for Andrew McCarthy in 'Mannequin' :rolleyes:


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    #165
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    WhoSays wrote: »
    Hey OP, first off, you're an absolute loser posting on this trying to get a GF....get your act together and buy a long rope just in case.

    Keep your erotic asphyxiation fantasies to yourself. ;)


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    #166
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    WhoSays wrote: »
    you're an absolute loser
    ...................................................................................................who says?

    Edit: Got there before the ninja edit ohhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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    #167
    WhoSays
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭WhoSays


    sorry big guy


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    #168
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Ha he's edited it so he doesn't get banned :P


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    #169
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    WhoSays wrote: »
    Hey OP, first off, you're an absolute loser posting on this trying to get a GF....get your act together and buy a long rope just in case.

    Banned


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    #170
    Aodan83
    Registered Users Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Could always mention you're psychic....
    http://i53.tinypic.com/206gbiv.gif


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    #171
    darkmaster2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭darkmaster2


    Learn to play Guitar

    I can't myself, but I know it works wonders!


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    #172
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I want you to win OP and I think you will Sir.


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    #173
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    HARDEN THE F**K UP


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    #174
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    I'll let ye know the next time I'm going out and I'll try do something. :)


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    #175
    skregs
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭skregs


    I'll give you a go if you're paying for dinner


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    #176
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    skregs wrote: »
    I'll give you a go if you're paying for dinner

    Happy meal do ya? :P


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    #177
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    OP if you want a GF you need to get off Boards and get out there!


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    #178
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    OP if you want a GF you need to get off Boards and get out there!

    Get off Boards :eek: surley this is blasphemy.


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    #179
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    OP if you want a GF you need to get off Boards and get to a petrol station

    FYP! :D


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    #180
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    OP if you want a GF you need to get off Boards and get out there!

    Maybe everybody doesn't know, not necessarily want a gf, just some contact with women like. :)


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    #181
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    OP if you want a GF you need to get off Boards and get out there!
    But wasn't being on Boards precisely what sorted you out just a few short weeks ago?:confused:


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