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    #182
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    dvpower wrote: »
    But wasn't being on Boards precisely what sorted you out just a few short weeks ago?:confused:
    Months ago that was


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    #183
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Months ago that was

    I think you should take Samich out and show him how it's done. :)


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    #184
    snooleen
    Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭snooleen


    I think Cill Dara Abu is being spiteful because he screwed everything up with Ciara when he was forced to stop accepting the advice of internet folk ;)


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    #185
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    snooleen wrote: »
    I think Cill Dara Abu is being spiteful because he screwed everything up with Ciara when he was forced to stop accepting the advice of internet folk ;)
    I was forced?


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    #186
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Why the hell would anyone want a GF. Regular sex is great but looking at a lot of my friends who are in longterm relationships is depressing. One isnt allowed go to the bookies anymore and we are not alllowed talk about horse racing if his GF is around :confused: Some of them need genuine permission to go out for a few pints. They are pathetic sights and i would never degrade myself or lose my personal sovereignty over some female.


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    #187
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Why the hell would anyone want a GF. Regular sex is great but looking at a lot of my friends who are in longterm relationships is depressing. One isnt allowed go to the bookies anymore and we are not alllowed talk about horse racing if his GF is around :confused: Some of them need genuine permission to go out for a few pints. They are pathetic sights and i would never degrade myself or lose my personal sovereignty over some female.


    Time will tell!! Not all chicks are tyrants you know ;)


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    #188
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Why the hell would anyone want a GF. Regular sex is great but looking at a lot of my friends who are in longterm relationships is depressing. One isnt allowed go to the bookies anymore and we are not alllowed talk about horse racing if his GF is around :confused: Some of them need genuine permission to go out for a few pints. They are pathetic sights and i would never degrade myself or lose my personal sovereignty over some female.
    i have to agree on that!,i assume op is quiet young,so he has all the time in the world to find himself love,unless he's in some part of a will from an late relative on a condition to find someone which will give him a financial windfall!.


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    #189
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    nicechick! wrote: »
    Time will tell!! Not all chicks are tyrants you know ;)

    Are you nice? ;)


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    #190
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Months ago that was

    And all of a sudden you're George Clooney?

    You've changed man, you've changed.............. into a ZXHUYS not so nice guy!


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    #191
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Are you nice? ;)

    I'm a chick I admit have been known to have the (rare!) odd emotional outburst/occasional rant without any reason!! but ehh yup generally I'm lovely...


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    #192
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,193 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    nicechick! wrote: »
    I'm a chick know to have the odd emotional outburst/occasional rant without any reason!! but ehh yup generally I'm lovely...

    So you're every girl who i've ever met then?


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    #193
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I was forced?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73938491 You also don't like your willy? hmmm I wonder why? At least OP's is guaranteed to be in tip top condition :p and I really hope your not from the Maynooth area :eek:


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    #194
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Here's a woman for you: Link


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    #195
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    So you're every girl who i've ever met then?


    :D ehh it makes us interesting... ;)


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    #196
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    nicechick! wrote: »
    I'm a chick I admit have been known to have the (rare!) odd emotional outburst/occasional rant without any reason!! but ehh yup generally I'm lovely...

    So in other words, you're a nutcase chick. :D


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    #197
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    ceez wrote: »
    I really hope your not from the Maynooth area :eek:
    Why?


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    #198
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Why?

    Maybe he's worried about STDs in the area.

    So what's wrong with your willy? :p


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    #199
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Maybe he's worried about STDs in the area.

    So what's wrong with your willy? :p
    It's too big, it can be an awful burden at times, I guess I'll have to struggle on though, I have to make up for guys like Samich you know.:pac:


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    #200
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Why?

    This is exactly why: :p
    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Maybe he's worried about STDs in the area.

    So what's wrong with your willy? :p

    except I'm a she thats worried about STD's in the area ;)

    :pac:


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    #201
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    It's too big, it can be an awful burden at times, I guess I'll have to struggle on though, I have to make up for guys like Samich you know.:pac:

    Don't worry, your hallucinations will wear off soon. :p
    ceez wrote: »
    This is exactly why: :p


    except I'm a she thats worried about STD's in the area ;)

    :pac:

    Oops. Sorry 'bout that. :o So eh, how you doin'? :cool: - That's how you do it Samich.


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    #202
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    It's too big, it can be an awful burden at times, I guess I'll have to struggle on though, I have to make up for guys like Samich you know.:pac:

    You know what they say about big talkers? - poor performers :p

    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Oops. Sorry 'bout that. :o So eh, how you doin'? :cool: - That's how you do it Samich.

    I'm good thanks! How are you? :cool: Hope your taking notes here Samich :pac:


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    #203
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    ceez wrote: »
    You know what they say about big talkers? - poor performers :p
    Not me:cool:


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    #204
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Not me:cool:

    You sing this don't you, every time you look in the mirror? :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHMnxp4IAI0

    Cringe :o

    :pac:


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    #205
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    ceez wrote: »
    I'm good thanks! How are you? :cool: Hope your taking notes here Samich :pac:

    Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual. :eek:*







    * Actually don't use that one Samich.

    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Not me:cool:

    No, of course not. In fact I'm sure you could satisfy a blue whale with that thing you've got. Have you ... ever satisfied a blue whale? :D


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    #206
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual. :eek:*







    * Actually don't use that one Samich.




    No, of course not. In fact I'm sure you could satisfy a blue whale with that thing you've got. Have you ... ever satisfied a blue whale? :D


    Take note Samich -Good sense of humour and cheeky. Your on a win :D


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    #207
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    ceez wrote: »
    You sing this don't you, every time you look in the mirror? :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHMnxp4IAI0

    Cringe :o

    :pac:
    Nope I sing this :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUaWiy_QXc


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    #208
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual. :eek:*







    * Actually don't use that one Samich.




    No, of course not. In fact I'm sure you could satisfy a blue whale with that thing you've got. Have you ... ever satisfied a blue whale? :D
    You're quite the comedian, to answer you're question yes, yes I have:cool:


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    #209
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Nope I sing this :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUaWiy_QXc

    Get with the times! Remix that with mine and you've got:
    "I saw your face in a crowded place,
    And I don't know what to do,
    'Cause I'll never be with you, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A BIG EGO! OH, SUCHA A BIG EGO" :p :pac:

    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    You're quite the comedian, to answer you're question yes, yes I have:cool:

    Satisfied it with your ego I hope??:eek:


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    #210
    theneed2rock
    Registered Users Posts: 42 ✭theneed2rock


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    So you're looking to pull? I've one word for you: Coppers.

    Sure it's a bit of a kip, but if you're hammered enough you'll fit right in and have a bit if Dutch courage.

    coppers...helpings lads get the shift since 2001


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    #211
    fehenry
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭fehenry


    Maddux Gigantic Racist wrote: »
    Try and change your negative thinking to positive,go to gym if you feel your not in shape.

    Good advice here.
    Once you start doing something positive, you’ll find it will be a great help. You should realise that you are not the only one who has your problem. Girls as well as boys can be lacking in self-confidence and there are plenty of both around. Don’t think you are on your own or unique in any way.
    You really need someone to talk to; someone with a sympathetic ear. Just putting your thoughts and doubts into words and hearing yourself saying them can work wonders.
    I think you must try to act naturally and not pass yourself off as someone who is all the things you’d like to be.
    If you are a nice, sensible guy and not a show-off, it will come across. Leave the flash stuff to others. Either they are better at it than you or else they are just as unsuccessful and depressed as you are but are covering up.
    Take my word for it; once you start doing something positive, your self-confidence will increase.


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