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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

Robbo · 2011-08-19 23:02:41

Ladies and gentlemen, after a brief refurbishment where a powerhose was taken to the gents, some of the ripped bar stools were repaired with tank tape and some "novelty" items were added to the johnny machine in the bogs, Yore Mas is open for business. Feel free to unstick a stool from the floor, sit down and chose the…

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#802 11-10-2013 11:19pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

How is it that babies are always warm??

I dunno but when he lies on my chest were always roasting

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#803 11-10-2013 11:20pm

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I want someone to lie on my chest and keep me warm

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#804 11-10-2013 11:20pm

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Congrats on baba btw

My nephews are toast monsters!! Hmm might try visit them and get some warmth into me

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#805 11-10-2013 11:21pm

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

I want someone to lie on my chest and keep me warm

*pick me**pick me*

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#806 11-10-2013 11:23pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

Congrats on baba btw

My nephews are toast monsters!! Hmm might try visit them and get some warmth into me

thanks lala long time no talk ....

yeh do that unless your contagious in that case stay in your own bed

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#807 11-10-2013 11:24pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

*pick me**pick me*

Sure thing hot stuff

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#808 11-10-2013 11:25pm

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I want someone to lie on my chest and keep me warm

How could someone telling fibs close to your torso possibly increase your body temperature?

/Sheldon Cooper

//runs..

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#809 11-10-2013 11:26pm

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Ive been in hiding

not contagious at all!! My boys are nearly two so they're full of warmth and for aunty lala

Whoops I'm on the way ridey pants

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#810 11-10-2013 11:34pm

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private room needed for ye

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#811 11-10-2013 11:37pm

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patrickc wrote: »

private room needed for ye

Have you seen that woman?? Wowzers!!

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#812 11-10-2013 11:41pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

Have you seen that woman?? Wowzers!!

cant say I have

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#813 11-10-2013 11:44pm

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She's a ride

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#814 11-10-2013 11:46pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

She's a ride

I'll take your word for it @)

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#815 11-10-2013 11:46pm

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pc, whoopsie did an epic SSF naked pic...

Ladies...to keep you warm, in the absence of puppies

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#816 11-10-2013 11:52pm

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juke wrote: »

pc, whoopsie did an epic SSF naked pic...

Ladies...to keep you warm, in the absence of puppies

goes to google now

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#817 12-10-2013 12:03am

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patrickc wrote: »

goes to google now

Google cannot help you there young Patrick...

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

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#818 12-10-2013 12:19am

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Feck sake lads :eek:

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#819 12-10-2013 12:20am

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Multi-hued thirst quenchers.

Evenin' all.

/Kicks the Jukebox

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#820 12-10-2013 12:20am

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Am I still allowed drink wine OG?

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#821 12-10-2013 12:36am

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There ya go Whoops. Beruthal left it in the kitchen.

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#822 12-10-2013 12:38am

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Sound. That'll do I guess.

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#823 12-10-2013 12:41am

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Stick a glass of it in the SodaStream and Voila! Instant BabyCham.

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#824 12-10-2013 3:42pm

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OldGoat wrote: »

Stick a glass of it in the SodaStream and Voila! Instant BabyCham.

/bows to the master of innovation

Just decided I'm going to go watch some good rugby....and sink a few of these...

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#825 12-10-2013 10:28pm

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There's only one thing worse than Blue Nun-

And this is it:

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#826 12-10-2013 11:12pm

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More ghey drinks

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princess-lala wrote: »

More ghey drinks

Whatever makes you happy dear:P

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#828 12-10-2013 11:53pm

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Any chance of a pint? Den? Patrick? Well seen as though juke and Steve have buggered off :pac: can someone get me a pint of H please??

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#829 13-10-2013 7:29pm

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Long day was long!

Time for vodka!

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#830 13-10-2013 7:30pm

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Hot whiskey would be nice

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#831 13-10-2013 7:40pm

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Hot whiskey would be nice

Hop in there behind the bar and sort it out I'll get the kettle on for ya

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#832 14-10-2013 11:08am

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Morning lads

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#833 18-10-2013 7:44pm

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For the night that's in it, this is called April Rain.

2:vodka
.5:vermouth
.5: lime juice

Happy Friday:D

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#834 18-10-2013 8:31pm

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#835 18-10-2013 11:00pm

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Cocktail bar now is it??

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#836 19-10-2013 7:40pm

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Great Try Murphy....

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#837 19-10-2013 8:52pm

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There are so many girly cocktails in here lately it's like I wandered intoThe Lair over the NOC forum.
Beer me with beer, glorious black ad heady stout please.

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#838 19-10-2013 11:22pm

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There ya go, my good man......:P

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#839 19-10-2013 11:54pm

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Jayzus Tom, I think your nose is bleedin'.

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#840 20-10-2013 9:21am

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OldGoat wrote: »

Jayzus Tom, I think your nose is bleedin'.

Will ya just bar that girly cocktail giver

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#841 20-10-2013 11:28am

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princess-lala wrote: »

Will ya just bar that girly cocktail giver

Dexter is the one giving the girly cocktails missy.....:mad:

OldGoat wrote: »

Jayzus Tom, I think your nose is bleedin'.

..must be the glare you gave me at the glass I put the porter in.....:P

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#842 20-10-2013 12:26pm

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So today I thought about going for a swim, or for a walk on the Wicklow hills, or a nice drive along the coast, or...stay home and have second breakfast.
Yay for second breakfast.

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#843 20-10-2013 12:43pm

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Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Dexter is the one giving the girly cocktails missy.....:mad:
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The Clint Eastwood cocktail:are any of ye here man enough to take this on? We'll, are ye punks?:D

Credit: Todd Coleman
MAKES ONE COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS
1½ oz. Bulleit bourbon
¾ oz. Vya sweet vermouth
2 dashes Regan's orange bitters
1 Amarena cherry, for garnish

INSTRUCTIONS
Combine bourbon, vermouth, and bitters in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass; garnish with cherry.

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#844 20-10-2013 3:44pm

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I want a real drink

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#845 20-10-2013 5:50pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

I want a real drink

Girls blouse:D

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#846 20-10-2013 6:25pm

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Girls blouse:D

Yes I own plenty

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#847 23-10-2013 8:32pm

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Lala is all sicked someone gimme a hot toddy asap

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#848 23-10-2013 11:08pm

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princess-lala wrote: »

Lala is all sicked someone gimme a hot toddy asap

Here you go- hope ure feeling better soon:)

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#849 24-10-2013 3:48pm

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Beers for everyone.

20 degrees here

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#850 24-10-2013 5:27pm

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P.C. wrote: »

Beers for everyone.

20 degrees here

Thanks! Nice!!! Where are ya?

*sips lovely pint*

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#851 24-10-2013 9:29pm

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I'm off the drink, and I allowed in here?

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