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In The Playpen: jefreywithonef

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    What 5 questions should I ask you?
    How would you answer them?

    :P

    Told ya I didn't know what to ask! :(

    EDIT:

    Questions I asked other people:

    Is it easy to píss you off? If it's hard, can I try? I come across as patient but if it's consistent baiting I'll probably snap in the end :P
    On a scale of 1 to a bazillion, how was your day? Well I've been up for only twenty minutes. The grogginess has been compensated by the Rice Krispies Squares bar I just ate. The Freddo bar that's being defrosted in my pocket will also do wondrous things to my day. So a generous 13.5.

    What's your most random life time ambition thing? To go arm wrestling with the Chuckle Brothers
    Does our ~2 year aged gap really have to include namecalling?! Of course it does wee nipper I suppose not.
    Amn't I the best (new) ircer ever to exist? Dunno, Suidivad was something special
    Favourite C&Her? This has been asked too many times! shannon tek
    How did you think of your username? From a song

    How are you? Tired
    What are you most excited for, this very minute? The Freddo in my pocket
    When was the last time you were really embarrassed, and of course why? I went for a spin in the car with my father when all of a sudden he let off a rather odious fart. I was embarrassed for mankind.
    What shocks you? Wasps lodged in my shoes
    Have you ever had peanut butter and banana on toast? No, sounds ridiculous
    Why am I awake? Maybe you're worried about the transience of life

    My very own questions just for you that I thought up all on my own:
    How special do you feel that I had to use questions I asked others?! :P
    I'm outraged
    How proud of me are you that I thought of these last 2 questions on my own?! :D
    So proud



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Because I'm bored you're fantastic, you get more questions. However, I have a stipulation: before you submit your answers, you must run them through Translation Party and post whatever comes out as your final answer.

    It won't work for me. I even downloaded Firefox in the hope it would there.. I apologize dear KnifeWRENCH, you will have to make do with my own poorly constructed answers.

    Edit: Found an alternative, Translation Telephone.


    So then.....

    How do you generally get down on Friday?
    I do everything that Rebecca Black does in the video, I even date a dwarf in the back of a limo.

    Edit: Black lift for me, Rebecca, Gnome is a story about a photograph.

    When you hop out of bed how do you turn your swag on? And do you have swagger jagger?
    I impersonate Iggy Pop every single minute of the day, my gyrating is endless.

    Edit: Every day, every minute, Iggy Pop, the teacher next to me, do not change.


    If you got to choose what was to be written on your tombstone, what would it say?
    THIS MAN IS DEAD

    Edit: The man died.


    Describe, in no less than 50 words, the effects of Noel2k9 on the internet. Both positive and negative effects should be discussed.

    May have been stolen from the essay generator:

    Are you sitting comfortably? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Noel2k9. Though Noel2k9 is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, Noel2k9 is not given the credit he deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous internet users. Crossing many cultural barriers he still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously.

    Edit: There are hundreds of 2 K 9 Nobel costs. Girl, you're always ready. :D

    bythewoods wrote: »
    You've never been south of Galway? What the hell man!

    Isn't it just wilderness? I've been to southern parts of Dublin, I believe that's slightly more southern.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Who is you favourite actor?
    Probably Al Pacino. Robert De Niro / Robert Duvall / Ed Norton close behind.

    What are you doing to pass the time over the holidays?
    I should have got a job. Instead I'm watching numerous dramas and doing a bit of writing.

    What do you do to chill out?
    Music / hard drugs.
    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    Well sirrr!!!

    You're studying the two subjects I did my degree in, did you know that? :p

    Is Smokey's as awesome as my friend says it is? I've sat in it but I didn't feel awesome ;_;

    Which band/artist would you love to see live who you haven't seen before?

    Frank Black, Black Francis, or Charles Thompson IV?

    Any strange quirks?

    Do you use the word "hi" a wile lot hi?

    Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?

    Do you mind being asked questions about last year's music as if it were still relevant? :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Well sirrr!!!
    Well.

    You're studying the two subjects I did my degree in, did you know that? :p

    \o/ I knew you studied English anyway.

    Is Smokey's as awesome as my friend says it is? I've sat in it but I didn't feel awesome ;_;
    I've only been there a handful of times, it's alright.

    Which band/artist would you love to see live who you haven't seen before?
    I'd love to see The New Pornographers. Broken Social Scene too.

    Frank Black, Black Francis, or Charles Thompson IV?
    Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV. Some people seem to call him Chuck, which is a bit weird.

    Any strange quirks?
    I can make a loud clapping noise with my fingers, I suppose that counts as strange, maybe not strange enough to join a carnival or anything but strange nonetheless.

    Do you use the word "hi" a wile lot hi?
    Thankfully, no.

    Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?
    2011 it would have be PJ Harvey's Let England Shake, which is just superb. Favourite song I'll have to think about. Same with the 2010 selections. :P
    Do you mind being asked questions about last year's music as if it were still relevant? :pac:

    Questions are questions! :P



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    If you see me in college this year will you run up to me and shout 'HEY DUFFY, I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE REALLY COOL! CAN WE GO AND TALK ABOUT INTERNET THINGS?'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    If you see me in college this year will you run up to me and shout 'HEY DUFFY, I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE REALLY COOL! CAN WE GO AND TALK ABOUT INTERNET THINGS?'

    I will give you the evil eye from a distance, slowly point my finger at you and exclaim "Duffy" in the most sinister voice imaginable. After that I would turn and run away laughing like a lunatic. Well, that's what I had planned anyway, now that I've told you I'll probably just say hello.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    Do you mind being asked questions about last year's music as if it were still relevant? :pac:

    CLEARLY, I've travelled back in time IO :p I shall patent my time machine invention post haste.

    @jefrey - Let England Shake is indeed awesome! What are your favourite tracks on it?

    If you could live at any time other than now, when would it be?

    Weber, Durkheim, or Marx?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef



    Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?

    Favourite 2011 song would be a toss up between The Kills' Baby Says and Let England Shake by PJ Harvey. Both glorious.

    2010: Crash Years by The New Pornographers. Also glorious.
    CLEARLY, I've travelled back in time IO :p I shall patent my time machine invention post haste.

    @jefrey - Let England Shake is indeed awesome! What are your favourite tracks on it?
    The title track is immensely good. There's no bad track on it (though I do get bored of 'All And Everyone'). Now that I think of it I'd love to see PJ Harvey live.

    If you could live at any time other than now, when would it be?
    Late 80s would be awesome for seeing bands in America but I'd probably go for the sixties for peace, love and war craic.

    Weber, Durkheim, or Marx?
    Weber. Marx annoys me. Bourgeoisie this bourgeoisie that. Means of production blah blah.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Best English lecturer you've had in NUIG?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Best English lecturer you've had in NUIG?

    L. Pilkington, F. McCormick and J. Kenny are all superb at their job. The first two have the advantage of being naturally funny, which helps.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Evening, good sir.

    - What is your favourite meaning of \o/?
    - Do you like to dance? If not, whyever not?
    - What irritates you most about society, and what is your favourite thing about it?
    - If you could be a flavour of ice-cream, what would it be and why?
    - Highlights of 2011 thus far?
    - What would you like to achieve in the rest of this year?
    - Opinions on Peter O'Hanra-hanrahan? Has he really lost the news?
    - Where now for man raised by puffin?
    - Did you kill Mondo? Be honest.
    - Dinner party guests, dead or alive. Choose 5 and say why.

    In summary, breezes. >.>


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    You like Arrested Development



    ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭Ally7


    Why didn't your parents put two f's in Jefery?

    If it came to a situation where you could only choose wealth or love in life, what would you pick?

    What are you planning on doing after college?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Evening, good sir.
    *nods*

    - What is your favourite meaning of \o/?
    I think it slightly resembles the bottom half of Munch's Scream but I've always associated it with the true meaning, someone raising their arms in celebration.

    - Do you like to dance? If not, whyever not?
    I only ever dance at concerts (and it's more jumping up and down :P) or when inebriated to the point where I wouldn't feel awkward dancing. So yeah, not really.

    - What irritates you most about society, and what is your favourite thing about it?
    I dislike the way you're trod on if you go against the grain. Laddish culture and tribalism (see certain sports) annoy me a lot. Ladders.


    - If you could be a flavour of ice-cream, what would it be and why?
    Vanilla since it's kind of bland.

    - Highlights of 2011 thus far?
    Shocking lack of exciting events tbh, honestly can't think of anything remotely significant or interesting. A dull year thus far, one can say.

    - What would you like to achieve in the rest of this year?
    Start going to college again; I did shockingly little last year, need to fix that. I want to determine what to do my life as well. Yes, that old horse chestnut.

    - Opinions on Peter O'Hanra-hanrahan? Has he really lost the news?
    Seems he did indeed lose the news. I admire his German though.


    - Where now for man raised by puffin?
    I suspect he'll share a fate similar to the headmaster who was suspended for using a big faced child for a satellite dish.

    - Did you kill Mondo? Be honest.
    OK, so I made him prisoner for a while, no big deal. He'll be released once I learn how to imitate his every move.

    - Dinner party guests, dead or alive. Choose 5 and say why.
    Needless to say I adore these people and what they've contributed to their various fields of work. I'd choose Steve Coogan for his tremendous wit, Tom Waits for weirdness (I'd expect his conversations to be anything but banal), Leo Tolstoy for pure intelligence, Salvador Dali for eccentricity and Davidius for a combination of all those attributes. :pac:

    In summary, breezes. >.>
    "Some rain, but no more severe than soft porn"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    A Neurotic wrote: »
    You like Arrested Development



    ?

    It's something I'll get around to eventually. I saw half of an episode once and enjoyed it. It's a bit Curb-y, I like that.
    Ally7 wrote: »
    Why didn't your parents put two f's in Jefery?
    I think they were trying to be zany and random. Bastards.

    If it came to a situation where you could only choose wealth or love in life, what would you pick?
    Pretty sure I read somewhere that money buys happiness, I'm sure love is included with that.

    What are you planning on doing after college?
    I might try and get a job. Maybe.

    the-bushes-have-eyes-30376-1310086734-2.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Thanks jefreywithonef :)

    The next addition to the playpen is Brummytom


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