Manchester United Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 11/12

Mitch Connor

Le King wrote: »

Exciting news out of Old Trafford?!

*pants down*

none.

Le King

Mitch Connor wrote: »

none.

Have a bit of faith. Maybe Sneijder felt sorry for the lads on RedCafe and decided to join. :pac:

Gadge

Mitch Connor wrote: »

none.

I nearly threw the remote at the TV when Joe Cole was the first name mentioned when they came back after the break.

Aston villa? Phew.

Quandary

Maybe the exciting news is that we are getting rid of Gibbo and Pig

VW 1

Cheeky punt for Modric with Sneijder going to Chelsea instead of us...

Now thats the dream

CR 7

Le King wrote: »

Exciting news out of Old Trafford?!

*pants down*

They probably just saw this:

@joeasbridge
Joe Asbridge
everyone in the #mutv office is buzzing at the moment...got an important announcement to make coming soon...

And didn't bother following it up and reading the tweets after it:

@joeasbridge
Joe Asbridge
#mutv office really buzzing about going to see the inbetweeners film later tonight... probs wrong day to make an announcement?

I'd expect no more mentions of it, once they realise their mistake.:P

Peyton Manning

*cross fingers* Alan McGregor, Alan McGregor, Alan McGregor......

Smegball

Park Ji Sung wrote: »

They probably just saw this:



And didn't bother following it up and reading the tweets after it:



I'd expect no more mentions of it, once they realise their mistake.:P

tommyhaas

Quandary wrote: »

Sky News just reported "some exciting news coming out of Old Trafford for United fans shortly"

And they followed that up with......''And if we get, we'll tell you so stay tuned in until the close of the window at 11pm''

Quandary

tommyhaas wrote: »

And they followed that up with......''And if we get, we'll tell you so stay tuned in until the close of the window at 11pm''

Meh, ill be watching all day anyway - such are the benefits of being unemployed!

Corvo

Mitch Connor:

There is also a requirement within the IPO that whatever the intention for the money raised outlined in the prospectus is, it must be adhered to. Should make for interesting reading once it does come out.

Also think there will be various problems with the IPO, especially the valuation. Can't see them raising £600m anyway, especially with the shares being sold on a "buy two, get one voting share" basis.

Peyton Manning

Quandary wrote: »

Meh, ill be watching all day anyway - such are the benefits of being unemployed!

I took a half day, I'm out of here at 1 and sitting my ass in front of SSN for the rest of the day

Vanbis

Tom_Brady wrote: »

I took a half day, I'm out of here at 1 and sitting my ass in front of SSN for the rest of the day

After the last window i said i would do this on the day the window closed but yet again i find myself sitting at my desk bashing away at F5 key.

parc

ugh, I'm sick of this transfer window already. I'm not going to was my time watching it, so fustrating

TheTosh

Tom_Brady wrote: »

I took a half day, I'm out of here at 1 and sitting my ass in front of SSN for the rest of the day

Enjoy your Harry Redknapp interviews;)

daveyboy_1ie

F**k, I promised myself not to look at this forum today as I knew this sh*te would start up again. Roll on midnight is waht I say, or is it 11?

Vanbis

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

F**k, I promised myself not to look at this forum today as I knew this sh*te would start up again. Roll on midnight is waht I say, or is it 11?

It's 11pm but Skysports will drag this one until 12 or later with all the LATE deals.

Blatter

Click on manutd.com and you get a 1/2 second picture of Wesley Sneijder.

It's done:pac:

Peyton Manning

Vanbis wrote: »

After the last window i said i would do this on the day the window closed but yet again i find myself sitting at my desk bashing away at F5 key.

Start coughing. Start off by coughing once every 5 minutes. Do this for a half hour, then up it to once ever 3 and a half minutes for the next half hour. It'll then be 12:45, you can up it to coughing once every 1 and a half minutes. You'll also want to be sniffing the the whole time, as if your nose is runny. Whenever anybody asks you something, also stop to cough mid-sentence, or even better, "lose your voice" and take a sip of water, then answer.

Then take the rest of the day off as a sickie. Come back in tomorrow, and do the above in reverse, they'll admire you for coming in while you were sick as a gradually get better during the morning

keane2097

Blatter wrote: »

Click on manutd.com and you get a 1/2 second picture of Wesley Sneijder.

It's done:pac:

Let the page reload a few times...

Blatter

Prices on Sneijder leaving are tumbling.

He's 8/11 to stay at Inter.

Evens to leave.

On Stan James.

Giggsy11

Rumours that the 'big #MUFC news' is that Berbatov is off to PSG. Why would they think a sale is excites #MUFC fans? Obertan's already gone.

Guillem_Balague : I'm getting some very unexpected rumors from Paris. Will elaborate as soon as I can confirm. Involves #mufc and a striker, do the math

daveyboy_1ie

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Mitch Connor

Giggsy11 wrote: »

Rumours that the 'big #MUFC news' is that Berbatov is off to PSG. Why would they think a sale is excites #MUFC fans? Obertan's already gone.

Guillem_Balague : I'm getting some very unexpected rumors from Paris. Will elaborate as soon as I can confirm. Involves #mufc and a striker, do the math

That is a fake Balague

Vanbis

Tom_Brady wrote: »

Then take the rest of the day off as a sickie. Come back in tomorrow, and do the above in reverse, they'll admire you for coming in while you were sick as a gradually get better during the morning

Great plan but too much effort. I'll just let yourself and Quandry keep me and everyone else udpated until 5pm. Then i'll have 6hrs more of it later by Jim White.

Giggsy11

Mitch Connor wrote: »

That is a fake Balague

Thanks. I can't open twitter from my work place. So just copying from other forums

Blatter

Sky are some teases.

They have nothing concrete on Sneijder. Their betting firm is offering 11/10 on him leaving Inter and 4/6 on him staying.

They wouldn't be offering either of those prices if they had anything concrete information either way.

UnitedIrishman

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Giggsy11 wrote: »

Rumours that the 'big #MUFC news' is that Berbatov is off to PSG. Why would they think a sale is excites #MUFC fans? Obertan's already gone.

Guillem_Balague : I'm getting some very unexpected rumors from Paris. Will elaborate as soon as I can confirm. Involves #mufc and a striker, do the math

That is a fake Balague

And strangely, probably, a more accurate Balague.

Your Airbag

Maybe the exciting news is Sean Bateman has become a fan of DDG.

UnitedIrishman

Blatter wrote: »

Sky are some teases.

They have nothing concrete on Sneijder. Their betting firm is offering 11/10 on him leaving Inter and 4/6 on him staying.

They wouldn't be offering either of those prices if they had anything concrete information either way.

If I had a nice chunk of money I'd be taking that 4/6 all day. He won't leave and he's said so on numerous occasions from what I've read.

keane2097

UnitedIrishman wrote: »

And strangely, probably, a more accurate Balague.

I'd imagine over a large sample size they'd tend to around even in the accuracy scales...

daveyboy_1ie

Have to go to a bloody meeting now, and the hole time I am nodding and smiling I will just be like 'yeah yeah................are we finished?'

Thank God for iPhones

Blatter

UnitedIrishman wrote: »

If I had a nice chunk of money I'd be taking that 4/6 all day. He won't leave and he's said so on numerous occasions from what I've read.

Sky offering 8/11 on him to stay now. Evens on him to leave. It will change around a million times from here on in.

Giggsy11

Telegraph saying Sneijder is in Manchester for Medical.

Media are having field day..

keane2097

UnitedIrishman

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Have to go to a bloody meeting now, and the hole time I am nodding and smiling I will just be like 'yeah yeah................are we finished?'

Thank God for iPhones

"**** the monthly profits.. 'Arry has someone in the boot".

There'll be no major signings and yet we'll still get the 11.59 countdown from Jim White... Despite the fact clubs can submit transfers up until 5pm tomorrow IIRC. "Extraordinary day in the transfer window!!" .. as El Hadji Diouf moves to Plymouth.

keane2097

UnitedIrishman wrote: »

"**** the monthly profits.. 'Arry has someone in the boot".

There'll be no major signings and yet we'll still get the 11.59 countdown from Jim White... Despite the fact clubs can submit transfers up until 5pm tomorrow IIRC. "Extraordinary day in the transfer window!!" .. as El Hadji Diouf moves to Plymouth.

That's bollocks, he'd never move to Plymouth.

Sgt Pepper 64

I reckon you can get 8-2 that you dont need Sneijder!

Blatter

Giggsy11 wrote: »

Telegraph saying Sneijder is in Manchester for Medical.

Media are having field day..

They're not.

They're reporting it as a rumour, which is virtually meaningless.

UnitedIrishman

keane2097 wrote: »

UnitedIrishman wrote: »

"**** the monthly profits.. 'Arry has someone in the boot".

There'll be no major signings and yet we'll still get the 11.59 countdown from Jim White... Despite the fact clubs can submit transfers up until 5pm tomorrow IIRC. "Extraordinary day in the transfer window!!" .. as El Hadji Diouf moves to Plymouth.

That's bollocks, he'd never move to Plymouth.

My mate owns a chipper around the corner from Home Park and he swears that Dioufs uncle, Les, told him that he was signing today. Same guy had the Mickey Thomas story months before the papers. Reliable sauce.

homerjay2005

if hargreaves is deemed fit enough to pass his medical, why the hell did we let him go???

this has been bugging me all summer, even more so now. no ill feeling towards him or city, just our policy to get rid of a player who offered to play for free to repay the faith in him.

Blatter

homerjay2005 wrote: »

if hargreaves is deemed fit enough to pass his medical, why the hell did we let him go???

I'm not sure of the answer to that, but maybe the fact he played 4 minutes in 3 years for us had something to do with it?

daveyboy_1ie

Meeting postponed till after lunch abd come back to no news. I blame myself for checking.

TheRedDevil10

any news on kuszchak, gibson and macheda ?

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Blatter wrote: »

Click on manutd.com and you get a 1/2 second picture of Wesley Sneijder.

It's done:pac:

Has everyone seen this?! Watch closely when the page loads.

That's bizarre! I've been sceptical the whole time, but that on the website makes me think something's afoot!

keane2097

Mr_Roger_Bongos wrote: »

Has everyone seen this?! Watch closely when the page loads.

That's bizarre! I've been sceptical the whole time, but that on the website makes me think something's afoot!

If you just look at the site for 30 seconds you'll see that it's just a looping picture of Sneijder with a link to "Follow all the deadline day transfer gossip".

EDIT: As below:

Your Airbag

"Find out if this man could be coming to play in the Premier League... or NOT," teases Hayley McQueen on Sky Sports News, while a picture of Wesley Sneijder features.

There some bollocksizesssssss.

No will be the answer if you ask me.

Mars Bar

Jeez lads, do ye check the United website apart from deadline day at all?!

The site has been doing that for about 6 months now.

Josey Wales

Mr_Roger_Bongos wrote: »

Has everyone seen this?! Watch closely when the page loads.

That's bizarre! I've been sceptical the whole time, but that on the website makes me think something's afoot!

It looks like it is only the picture from the gossip news page. There are four rotating pictures and he is one of them.

newballsplease

Mr_Roger_Bongos wrote: »

Has everyone seen this?! Watch closely when the page loads.

That's bizarre! I've been sceptical the whole time, but that on the website makes me think something's afoot!

Thats a picture linked to the Gossip section....every sorta crap is posted in there to do with newspaper and media rumours.