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The Lair V.3 (now with added sexehness and hungover spoonbadger!)

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  • #5972
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    jokettle wrote: »
    Ok then! The barman is a friend of mine so he made the cocktails extra strong. Oh, and this morning there was a coffee morning in work, we have them every week, so I got some tea and chocolate biscuits. AND I'm going to see Tim Minchin tonight.

    How's that? :D

    Wagon! Actually, I'm going to Tim Minchin tonight too :p

    We were all out yesterday doing "Good Deeds" for St Joseph's in Drumcondra. We took a pretty bad stoney piece of ground and turned it into a sensory garden with 8 flower beds, a vegetable patch and wheelchair friendly. 65 of us on the go for 8 hours with a lot of digging and shovelling and raking of stones etc etc. Everyone in the office is in bits after it today :)


  • #5973
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jokettle wrote: »
    I'd forgotten about that. However, I stand by my comment. The routine never changes, no new effort is put in. I think I'd rather just watch the movie screening and not be subjected to the amateur parading about of part-time "actors".

    The only positive note about the show is the warm up act; at least she puts in some imagination and ingenuity to her act! Unfortunately even that has become stale for me; dowdy old housewife discovers she has boobs and dances around a bit. Whoop-de-doo.

    Yeah...well...so's your face!

    So there...yeah.


  • #5974
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yeah...well...so's your face!

    So there...yeah.

    You slay me with your brevity and wit! :P


  • #5975
    hdowney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,921 ✭✭✭✭hdowney


    ARGH *tears hair out*

    trying to get some of my music off of itunes and onto the sd card that goes with my new phone. not being very successful


  • #5976
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jokettle wrote: »
    You slay me with your brevity and wit! :P

    Your lips say 'shields up' but your eyes say 'hull breach imminent' :P


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  • #5977
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Your lips say 'shields up' but your eyes say 'hull breach imminent' :P

    That's the nerdiest sexual metaphor I've ever heard. You should write for The Big Bang Theory ;)


  • #5978
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jokettle wrote: »
    That's the nerdiest sexual metaphor I've ever heard. You should write for The Big Bang Theory ;)

    I could certainly plagerise for them.


  • #5979
    FewFew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    jokettle wrote: »
    Me? :confused:

    You! :D
    jokettle wrote: »
    AND I'm going to see Tim Minchin tonight.

    Me too!
    jokettle wrote: »
    I'd forgotten about that. However, I stand by my comment. The routine never changes, no new effort is put in. I think I'd rather just watch the movie screening and not be subjected to the amateur parading about of part-time "actors".

    The only positive note about the show is the warm up act; at least she puts in some imagination and ingenuity to her act! Unfortunately even that has become stale for me; dowdy old housewife discovers she has boobs and dances around a bit. Whoop-de-doo.

    I've never gone... but... the movie is nice.
    Shiminay wrote: »
    Actually, I'm going to Tim Minchin tonight too :p

    Yay! Me too!
    hdowney wrote: »
    ARGH *tears hair out*

    trying to get some of my music off of itunes and onto the sd card that goes with my new phone. not being very successful

    Cheer up chuck!
    jokettle wrote: »
    That's the nerdiest sexual metaphor I've ever heard. You should write for The Big Bang Theory ;)

    The worst bit is he used it on me first... :eek::confused::eek:


  • #5980
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    The worst bit is he used it on me first... :eek::confused::eek:

    Evasive manoeuvres, engage!


  • #5981
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Afternoon lair


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  • #5982
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    hdowney wrote: »
    trying to get some of my music off of itunes

    Well that's your problem right there...

    I've never experienced such an awkward POS software package as iTunes. It's the one sure fire way to cripple any PC. Not at all intentional I'm sure...


  • #5983
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    The worst bit is he used it on me first... :eek::confused::eek:

    Was his boarding action successful or did he not reach sufficient ramming speed?


  • #5984
    FewFew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Maguined wrote: »
    Was his boarding action successful or did he not reach sufficient ramming speed?

    He tried to go to warp 9 but just had a warpcore breach before getting anywhere.

    My space remained a void.


  • #5985
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maguined wrote: »
    Was his boarding action successful or did he not reach sufficient ramming speed?

    There were Klingons on the starboard bow...


  • #5986
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I just bought elmo underwear :cool:


  • #5987
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    I just bought elmo underwear :cool:


    Can Few drink tea out of it?


  • #5988
    FewFew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    I just bought elmo underwear :cool:

    I know you haven't read my novel, so I'm not even going to assume it's a reference.
    boomkatalog wrote: »
    Can Few drink tea out of it?

    I LOVE MY ELMO!


  • #5989
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There were Klingons on the starboard bow...

    Still better than Romulans in your aft shuttle bay.


  • #5990
    FewFew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Maguined wrote: »
    Still better than Romulans in your aft shuttle bay.

    Or Tribbles... everywhere!


  • #5991
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Im not putting tea in my new underwear!!! They cost me a whopping €3!!!


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  • #5992
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Im not putting tea in my new underwear!!! They cost me a whopping €3!!!

    So if Few gives you the 3 quid to buy another pair you would let him drink tea out of them?


  • #5993
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    If only there was a scald-free way to combine tea with sex....


    And Elmo of course ;)


  • #5994
    FewFew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    If only there was a scald-free way to combine tea with sex....


    And Elmo of course ;)

    you just saved it at the end there!

    ELMO! :D


  • #5995
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Could few not just take that €3 and buy his own?


  • #5996
    FewFew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Could few not just take that €3 and buy his own?

    That'd just be weird :rolleyes:


  • #5997
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    As long as Im not wearing them at the time you can drink tea from my underwear.


  • #5998
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    If only there was a scald-free way to combine tea with sex....


    And Elmo of course ;)

    Pansy, the scalding is all part of the fun, and we all know Elmo likes it rough.


  • #5999
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    *sniff* Brings a tear to my eye seeing how perverse you all can be. I'm so damn aroused by proud of you all.


  • #6000
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,846 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    I'm just disappointed no-one offered to tickle Elmo :( :pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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  • #6001
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Apparently tickling just doesn't cut it anymore


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