The Lair V.3 (now with added sexehness and hungover spoonbadger!)

_Beau_

hondasam wrote: »

because she is worth it

HI btw, welcome to the lair.

Ain't that the troof.

Thank you kindly.

I've only just started posting here and I'm quickly realising what I've been missing - the board in general, I mean.

I post on a secular forum and they're mainly American and the differences between our styles of communicating is... how do I put this in a pc way? Really bloody frustrating.

Anyway, it's nice to chat to people a bit more like myself.

hondasam

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

This place is dripping with filth tonight!!! :rolleyes:

wait til Randy joins the party

_Beau_ wrote: »

Ain't that the troof.

Thank you kindly.

I've only just started posting here and I'm quickly realising what I've been missing - the board in general, I mean.

I post on a secular forum and they're mainly American and the differences between our styles of communicating is... how do I put this in a pc way? Really bloody frustrating.

Anyway, it's nice to chat to people a bit more like myself.

Stick around you will enjoy it.:)

Cupcake_Crisis

C'monnnnnn Randy!! I don't like to be kept waiting :mad:

randylonghorn

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

C'monnnnnn Randy!! I don't like to be kept waiting :mad:

I like to keep women waiting!

Just hovering on the edge, about to tip over ... :evil:

Atavan-Halen

_Beau_ wrote: »

Ain't that the troof.

Thank you kindly.

I've only just started posting here and I'm quickly realising what I've been missing - the board in general, I mean.

I post on a secular forum and they're mainly American and the differences between our styles of communicating is... how do I put this in a pc way? Really bloody frustrating.

Anyway, it's nice to chat to people a bit more like myself.

Well you certainly chose the right night to join us. Smut is in full swing tonight! Welcome along

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

C'monnnnnn Randy!! I don't like to be kept waiting :mad:

He likes to keep 'em waiting. Sometimes a little too long

cyberwolf77

_Beau_ wrote: »

Ain't that the troof.

Thank you kindly.

I've only just started posting here and I'm quickly realising what I've been missing - the board in general, I mean.

I post on a secular forum and they're mainly American and the differences between our styles of communicating is... how do I put this in a pc way? Really bloody frustrating.

Anyway, it's nice to chat to people a bit more like myself.

You gonna love it here, trust me.

Cupcake_Crisis

randylonghorn wrote: »

I like to keep women waiting!

Just hovering on the edge, about to tip over ... :evil:

atavan-halen wrote: »

He likes to keep 'em waiting. Sometimes a little too long

Keep us waiting too long and we'll get bored *yawn*

hdowney

ah randy you tease. we are soooo on the edge here ready to go over

evnin nocties

hondasam

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Keep us waiting too long and we'll get bored *yawn*

30 minutes is my max, really I'm bored after 15min.

Cupcake_Crisis

hondasam wrote: »

30 minutes is my max, really I'm bored after 15min.

Im bored already, bad Randy, BAD!!!

cyberwolf77

hdowney wrote: »

ah randy you tease. we are soooo on the edge here ready to go over

evnin nocties

Feeling any better?

hdowney

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Keep us waiting too long and we'll get bored *yawn*

i lefted you a msg in the halloween beers thread btw. a pls remind me cos i got a head worse than a sieve.


hmm randy is bein kinda quiet tonite????

i think i may hafta head in a min peoples

cyberwolf77

Pleasant slumbers then hdowney

_Beau_

atavan-halen wrote: »

Well you certainly chose the right night to join us. Smut is in full swing tonight! Welcome along

Smut, you say?

Hell, I feel at home already.

:slips into something more comfortable:

baggies and a five year old t-shirt

Kojak

Smut? Smut??

How is there so much ill-repute in here tonight???

_Beau_

I'd love to take the credit, but, I think it was here before I joined.

hdowney

hey wolfie. a little. i was sick earlier but a bit better now.

nite all

cyberwolf77

_Beau_ wrote: »

Smut, you say?

Hell, I feel at home already.

:slips into something more comfortable:

baggies and a five year old t-shirt

I just realized I has a 13-year old t-shirt.

Crap, I is old.:(

hondasam

_Beau_ wrote: »

:slips into something more comfortable:

was she comfortable ?:D

hondasam

Kojak wrote: »

Smut? Smut??

How is there so much ill-repute in here tonight???

I'm sure Randy will try blame me. It's not me really.

_Beau_

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I just realized I has a 13-year old t-shirt.

Crap, I is old.:(

You've a t-shirt that you bought when you were 7?

I'm impressed!

The clothes that I wore 13 years ago, I'm glad that I no longer have them. I shouldn't have worn them then so I definitely shouldn't wear them now.

Atavan-Halen

hondasam wrote: »

I'm sure Randy will try blame me. It's not me really.

It's me tbh. I end up dirtying up every thread I post in

_Beau_

hondasam wrote: »

was she comfortable ?:D

Without the aid of an uncomfortable strap that usually itches (I've been told) I'm not sure that I could manage to 'slip into' a woman.

I don't have a penis, you see. I'm female.

cyberwolf77

_Beau_ wrote: »

You've a t-shirt that you bought when you were 7?

I'm impressed!

The clothes that I wore 13 years ago, I'm glad that I no longer have them. I shouldn't have worn them then so I definitely shouldn't wear them now.

I got it as a gift when I was 21. Yes, I still wear it.:o

randylonghorn

hdowney wrote: »

hmm randy is bein kinda quiet tonite????

Randy is trying to get something typed up, do mod-dy stuff elsewhere, and occasionally chat to you lot!

Who sez men can't multi-task?

_Beau_

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I got it as a gift when I was 21. Yes, I still wear it.:o

I'm not sure which one is more incredible - having it since you were 21 or getting it as a present for your 21st birthday.

Kojak

hondasam wrote: »

I'm sure Randy will try blame me. It's not me really.

Have you consulted legal council over defamation laws?

hondasam

atavan-halen wrote: »

It's me tbh. I end up dirtying up every thread I post in

It's never you AH

_Beau_ wrote: »

Without the aid of an uncomfortable strap that usually itches (I've been told) I'm not sure that I could manage to 'slip into' a woman.

I don't have a penis, you see. I'm female.

No comment, randy would ban me:eek:

randylonghorn wrote: »

Randy is trying to get something typed up, do mod-dy stuff elsewhere, and occasionally chat to you lot!

Who sez men can't multi-task?

You would be able to chat all the time if you could multi task.

FewFew

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

No. Not at all.

On a different (less perverted ) note, yiz know the way my hair is bright red?? Well, I've been thinking about dying my eyebrows to match, but am a little bit torn! Thoughts?

I dunno... may look ****e.

atavan-halen wrote: »

But it doesn't match as it is :P Having applied for a hairdressing apprenticeship I think I know what I'm doing! :pac:

True

hondasam wrote: »

All my sex is angry rough and fast:p

Waves and waves will wash your shore, but waves won't tell any tales

Deleted User wrote: »

What was the setup for the broken pelviseseses? Classic Family Guy no doubt.

boomkatalog wrote: »

I hate it when this place gives me the urge......




To log off and ****

It's not retaining viewers at all, you're right!

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

This place is dripping with filth tonight!!! :rolleyes:

It's what the Lock Inn lacks tbh.

randylonghorn

hondasam wrote: »

You would be able to chat all the time if you could multi task.

That's not multitasking, that's called being a wo ... actually, nvm! >_>