The Lair V.3 (now with added sexehness and hungover spoonbadger!)

Kojak

Deleted User wrote: »

A golfing bond villan.

Would he drive a VW golf?

FewFew

Kojak wrote: »

Would he drive a VW golf?

German? Pft, nobody who's German could be evil! :rolleyes:

Kojak

Fewcifur wrote: »

German? Pft, nobody who's German could be evil! :rolleyes:

Exactly, Hilter was Austrian.......

cyberwolf77

Kojak wrote: »

Exactly, Hilter was Austrian.......

Damned Viennese house painter!

Kojak

Kojak wrote: »

Exactly, Hilter was Austrian.......

So is Wolfgang Petry, I once suggested to a German lad I met on a night out that the German tourist board should come up with a slogan blaming Austria for all the negative press.

reallyrose

Deleted User wrote: »

So is Wolfgang Petry, I once suggested to a German lad I met on a night out that the German tourist board should come up with a slogan blaming Austria for all the negative press.

And now did that go?

reallyrose

reallyrose wrote: »

And now did that go?

He laughed and agreed. It was only a brief chat while queuing at the bar.
Think I was a couple of sheets ahead of him, wind wise.

FewFew

Kojak wrote: »

Exactly, Hilter was Austrian.......

Who mentioned that dude?

Deleted User wrote: »

He laughed and agreed. It was only a brief chat while queuing at the bar.
Think I was a couple of sheets ahead of him, wind wise.

Ah, your classic status.

Shiminay

Took 169 pages of Lair for it to be Godwin'd though, so that's pretty good.

TeddyTedson

Kojak wrote: »

Exactly, Hilter was Austrian.......

Hitler had nothing on this guy

FewFew

Shiminay wrote: »

Took 169 pages of Lair for it to be Godwin'd though, so that's pretty good.

Say whaaaaat?

Cupcake_Crisis

Oh god! My dogs have been balded!! They look awful!! Stupid groomer destroyed them!! :mad:

Shiminay

Fewcifur wrote: »

Say whaaaaat?

Godwins Law...?

At 40 posts per page (cause anyone still using 20 is a n00b), the Lair is at 169 pages...

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Hitler had nothing on this guy

That's certainly debatable. Stalin would have been my choice of rival for modern history's most evil being.

hdowney

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Oh god! My dogs have been balded!! They look awful!! Stupid groomer destroyed them!! :mad:

baxtards. had that happen to my doggies before. was NOT happy. hope ye went ballistic when you went back to get the poor pets?


in other news, i went back to the doctor. parantly it (the bots) have now spread. they are both in my belleh and now my chest. so the big guns (penicillin) have been brought out. added to them are more pills for gastro reflux (think the penicillin ain't great for tha) and motilium for the sickyness

boomkatalog

I've had the most annoying song in my head all day. Must share!

Doctor doctor, gimme the news I gotta bad caaase of loviiin yoouuu!

I hate annoying things that are annoying. They annoy me.

/annoyed

*hums*

FewFew

Shiminay wrote: »

Godwins Law...?

At 40 posts per page (cause anyone still using 20 is a n00b), the Lair is at 169 pages...

Oh... but 20 is so delightfully handy.

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Oh god! My dogs have been balded!! They look awful!! Stupid groomer destroyed them!! :mad:

Was this in response to your eyebrows? The dogs were like "She's trying to have a stupid body hair competition! Game on. :cool:"

boomkatalog wrote: »

I've had the most annoying song in my head all day. Must share!

Doctor doctor, gimme the news I gotta bad caaase of loviiin yoouuu!

I hate annoying things that are annoying. They annoy me.

/annoyed

*hums*

What a classic.

Try replacing it with "Since you been gone! Since you beeeen gonnnne!"

Cupcake_Crisis

boomkatalog wrote: »

I've had the most annoying song in my head all day. Must share!

Doctor doctor, gimme the news I gotta bad caaase of loviiin yoouuu!

I hate annoying things that are annoying. They annoy me.

/annoyed

*hums*

Damn you!!!

Fewcifur wrote: »

Was this in response to your eyebrows? The dogs were like "She's trying to have a stupid body hair competition! Game on. :cool:"

Well now.....meow!!

Maguined

hdowney wrote: »

in other news, i went back to the doctor. parantly it (the bots) have now spread. they are both in my belleh and now my chest. so the big guns (penicillin) have been brought out. added to them are more pills for gastro reflux (think the penicillin ain't great for tha) and motilium for the sickyness

When it comes to antibiotics there really is no big guns, it's not a question of strength and more of specialisation, rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper and paper beats stone etc.

Or so my years of watching ER taught me along with the fact that no matter how much nurses moan about wanting to be treated with more respect as medical professionals they still hope to bang the rich doctor and marry into some moolah.

Cupcake_Crisis

Maguined wrote: »

When it comes to antibiotics there really is no big guns, it's not a question of strength and more of specialisation, rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper and paper beats stone etc.

Or so my years of watching ER taught me along with the fact that no matter how much nurses moan about wanting to be treated with more respect as medical professionals they still hope to bang the rich doctor and marry into some moolah.

Don't we all :rolleyes:

Maguined

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Don't we all :rolleyes:

Why do you think I keep calling jokettle sexy? it's all part of my 7 year plan to groom her, in 7 years time she should be a double doctor with a heft bankroll while I am just her trophy husband that she takes to fancy doctors ball socials as a bit of arm candy. It pays to plan ahead.

jokettle

Maguined wrote: »

Why do you think I keep calling jokettle sexy? it's all part of my 7 year plan to groom her, in 7 years time she should be a double doctor with a heft bankroll while I am just her trophy husband that she takes to fancy doctors ball socials as a bit of arm candy. It pays to plan ahead.

I'll be making good money in one year. Better money in 4 years. Amazing money in 7 (fingers crossed). Good plan, sir *doffs cap*

I should mention, however, that my boyfriend is a boardsie. Don't think he ventures in here much, but I feel I should warn you.

Edit: oh, and if you're going to be arm candy, we're going to have to do something about the shape of your cranium.

Cupcake_Crisis

Maguined wrote: »

Why do you think I keep calling jokettle sexy? it's all part of my 7 year plan to groom her, in 7 years time she should be a double doctor with a heft bankroll while I am just her trophy husband that she takes to fancy doctors ball socials as a bit of arm candy. It pays to plan ahead.

jokettle wrote: »

I'll be making good money in one year. Better money in 4 years. Amazing money in 7 (fingers crossed). Good plan, sir *doffs cap*

I should mention, however, that my boyfriend is a boardsie. Don't think he ventures in here much, but I feel I should warn you.

Edit: oh, and if you're going to be arm candy, we're going to have to do something about the shape of your cranium.

Lol, ZINGGGGG!!!

BadGirl

Evening everyone *waves*

reallyrose

Hey... hey... hey...

I had dibs on jokettle AGES ago.

jokettle

Rose, you and Mags will just have to fight it out.

reallyrose

I'll just make fun of his hair and he'll go off to cry somewhere. Auto-win.

jokettle

reallyrose wrote: »

I'll just make fun of his hair and he'll go off to cry somewhere. Auto-win.

I was thinking jelly wrestling; it's like mud wrestling, but more edible. Making him cry works too though!

reallyrose

jokettle wrote: »

I was thinking jelly wrestling; it's like mud wrestling, but more edible. Making him cry works too though!

jelly-wrestling with Mags would be ... wrong.

How dare you use our love to fufil your fetishes!!

Atavan-Halen

jokettle wrote: »

I was thinking jelly wrestling; it's like mud wrestling, but more edible. Making him cry works too though!

You've clearly never participated in chocolate mud wrestling. It's my favourite non-contact, contact, edible sport.