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The Lair V.3 (now with added sexehness and hungover spoonbadger!)

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  • #7202
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    I'm at the parents house again this weekend; just scoffed a giant steak dinner and several glasses of wine are waiting for me. If not for all the giant spiders, I would be in my ultimate happy place :)


  • #7203
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    I'm starving and I want to eat crap food but there isn't any :( I'd give my left arse-cheek for a family bag of cheesy dorritos.


  • #7204
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    I'm starving and I want to eat crap food but there isn't any :( I'd give my left arse-cheek for a family bag of cheesy dorritos.

    If you had of offered the right cheek I would of been tempted but who cares about the leftie.


  • #7205
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    atavan-halen wrote: »
    IMO, you can believe in whatever you like as long as you don't go around preaching and trying to convert me :)
    I totally agree.

    Thing is, these days it seems to be atheists (or at least some of them) who have taken on the role of stridently stuffing their beliefs (or non-beliefs, if you prefer) down everyone's throats!
    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    This spoon tastes funny.........
    You tasted spoon?!! :eek:

    That must have made his day!!


  • #7206
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Maguined wrote: »
    If you had of offered the right cheek I would of been tempted but who cares about the leftie.

    So your not a fan of communism, I guess.......


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  • #7207
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Did we not discuss how left is always best?? With boobs anyway it is.

    Not sure which side is better with man bits...


  • #7208
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    jokettle wrote: »
    I'm at the parents house again this weekend; just scoffed a giant steak dinner and several glasses of wine are waiting for me. If not for all the giant spiders, I would be in my ultimate happy place :)
    Have the spiders make you a nioce silk hammock for a post-dinner nap.


  • #7209
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Have the spiders make you a nioce silk hammock for a post-dinner nap.
    These are the giant spiders that run around looking for prey, instead of spinning webs and patiently waiting for prey to come to them. At least, that's what I was told... Point is, they're far too big and deserve to die by squashing.


  • #7210
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    jokettle wrote: »
    These are the giant spiders that run around looking for prey, instead of spinning webs and patiently waiting for prey to come to them. At least, that's what I was told... Point is, they're far too big and deserve to die by squashing.
    Well in that case, use this for the swatting
    Anti-riot_Soft-gun.png


  • #7211
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    Did we not discuss how left is always best?? With boobs anyway it is.

    Not sure which side is better with man bits...

    I can't remember, though it seems too general to say the left is always best, you have to not discriminate with ignorance and just judge them on their individual merits I say.

    Man bits are a whole different structure really since the important bit wont have the whole symmetry vibe going on so it more comes down to the angle of the dangle.


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  • #7212
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    randylonghorn wrote: »

    You tasted spoon?!! :eek:

    That must have made his day!!

    Heh... that one took a while to land, spoonywoonywoo!


  • #7213
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Maguined wrote: »
    Man bits are a whole different structure really since the important bit wont have the whole symmetry vibe going on so it more comes down to the angle of the dangle.

    There's a smutty angle-based joke in there somewhere, I just know it. This second glass of wine is making the joke centre of my brain too fuzzy to come up with one :( maybe randy can help here...


  • #7214
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I refuse to help Mags with the angle of his dangle.

    He's just not my type ... :(


  • #7215
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I refuse to help Mags with the angle of his dangle.

    He's just not my type ... :(

    Don't be so closed-minded. Can't you look beyond the odd angles of his head?


  • #7216
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    It's what he tried to do with the head of his odd angle bothered me more ... :mad:


  • #7217
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jokettle wrote: »
    Don't be so closed-minded. Can't you look beyond the odd angles of his head?

    *Innuendo alert*


  • #7218
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Kojak wrote: »
    *Innuendo alert*
    Dude, this is Noc!

    That particular alarm is permanently disabled, otherwise we'd all have permanent headaches! :pac:


  • #7219
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,846 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    It's what he tried to do with the head of his odd angle bothered me more ... :mad:


    dangerous-intersection.jpg

    :pac::pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #7220
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    It would make more sense to have a "no innuendo" alarm, so that we can get back to our smutty baseline if needed.


  • #7221
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    It's what he tried to do with the head of his odd angle bothered me more ... :mad:

    In fairness you were asking for it with those slutty outfits of yours.


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  • #7222
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jokettle wrote: »
    It would make more sense to have a "no innuendo" alarm, so that we can get back to our smutty baseline if needed.

    Why can't we all just have a nice discussion about prunes and figs?


  • #7223
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kojak wrote: »
    Why can't we all just have a nice discussion about prunes and figs?

    Keep you regular.


  • #7224
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    It'd keep this thread regular as well..............


  • #7225
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Kojak wrote: »
    Why can't we all just have a nice discussion about prunes and figs?

    Because you can't lick melted prunes and figs off a naked body. Duh.


  • #7226
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jokettle wrote: »
    Because you can't lick melted prunes and figs off a naked body. Duh.

    How do you know? Have you tried??


  • #7227
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Maguined wrote: »
    In fairness you were asking for it with those slutty outfits of yours.
    Meh, those slits are just ventilation to keep the engine from overheating!


  • #7228
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Why would I try that when there's a wealth of better-tasting foods I could be licking?


  • #7229
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jokettle wrote: »
    Why would I try that when there's a wealth of better-tasting foods I could be licking?

    Such as??


  • #7230
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Chocolate, whipped cream (for some people, that's not really a personal preference). Ice cubes at times. I'm not giving you any more sex tips.


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  • #7231
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jokettle wrote: »
    Chocolate, whipped cream (for some people, that's not really a personal preference). Ice cubes at times. I'm not giving you any more sex tips.

    I'm not looking for any - I'm just amazed that someone could possibly think that there are better tasting foods out there than Prunes or Figs. :eek:


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