Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

inagoodway

its lunch time in china



how genuine are you on a scale of 1-10 (only asking this because i have been accused of trolling today:mad:)

Shhh

A 6. No one is a 10..

What would you have for lunch if you were In china?

inagoodway

mmmmh roasted ants dipped in chocolate




how many years of clean water are left on earth?

Shhh

I dont think much of it is really clean anymore.

Should the fluorination of our water supply be stopped now?

inagoodway

yes




how many flights have you been on in your life

Shhh

Too many to count,

How many continents have you visited?

Sindri

4.



Do you think bellybuttons are actually buttons installed at birth to keep your soul inside you?

Shhh

Hee hee.. Ilove it.. But sadly no.

Do ihave feet of clay?

inagoodway

no



do you prefer islands or bogs?

Kojak

Don't really have a favourite tbh

Ever been to Mogadishu?

molly09

No

Would you go on the first tourist trip to the moon?

Kojak

Doubt it - too expensive

You know where the Sea of Tranquility is?

Sindri

Yeah, it's called codeine and it's in the chemists.



Was Steve Jobs really that great?

psychward

Sindri wrote: »

Yeah, it's called codeine and is in the chemists.



Was Steve Jobs really that great?

It depends how you measure success. In the end even 10 Billion Dollars could not buy him extra time on Planet Earth.

Kojak wrote: »

Doubt it - too expensive

You know where the Sea of Tranquility is?

I think it's the name given to some area of the moon's surface.

Is this thread just an excuse to get a huge post count ?

Kojak

No, its a means for asking the questions in society that need to be asked.

Ever compete in a marathon?

molly09

no, its something I dream off though:rolleyes:

where is you favourite place to visit in Ireland?

Lady Chuckles

Dunnes stores :pac:

Do you like GAA?

Sindri

Yeah I love a bit of anal.



If I can't urinate properly should I go to the doctors?

Sephiroth_dude

Sindri wrote: »

Yeah I love a bit of anal.



If I can't urinate properly should I go to the doctors?

Have a few whiskeys first?

should we all go mad and have a few whiskeys?

Shhh

There you go with the whiskey again! No a few glasses of wine should do it.

Ever hear a dog burp?

Kojak

I don't think so

Should nudism become the national sport of our once great nation?

Sindri

Kojak wrote: »

I don't think so

Should nudism become the national sport of our once great nation?

No, the Germans are better at it than us and, well, TBH not everyone has the body of an Adonis like I. (WE'RE FUCKUGLY).:)

Why do people enjoy defecating so much?

Kojak

Ah sure if they didn't shíte then they would explode. True fact!!!

Best cure for stalinism?

Sindri

Kojak wrote: »

Ah sure if they didn't shíte then they would explode. True fact!!!

Best cure for stalinism?

A heart attack and a piddle down the leg while everyone's to scared too check on you.


Do you think Hitler was right about the Jews?

Kojak

I don't know

What did Hitler say about the jews?

Sindri

Kojak wrote: »

I don't know

What did Hitler say about the jews?

Sure they're a great bunch of lads, they just enjoy bankrupting Germany far too much.

The Fuhrer wrote:

The struggle for world domination will be fought entirely between us, between Germans and Jews. All else is facade and illusion. Behind England stands Israel, and behind France, and behind the United States. Even when we have driven the Jew out of Germany, he remains our world enemy.

Does orange juice remind you of sunny mornings in summer time?

Kojak

No, it reminds me of hyper inflation in modern day Zimbabwe

Favourite country in the world?

Sindri

Sweden.


Do you have a pet?

Kojak

I dunno

Hear from Gary Glitter recently?

Sindri

Yeah, he wrote a children's book. Good for him.



How do you not know if you have a pet? Ticks and leeches don't count.