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Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

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  • #6272
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Cuz he had pins n needles and was restless.

    Why does night turn into day?


  • #6273
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    It was in the union pay agreement

    You a member of a Trade Union?


  • #6274
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Single Persons United Meh blah whateva.

    Do you like to draw? (Looking forward to this answer! :D )


  • #6275
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, I have never drawn the dole

    Ever go camping in an urban environment?


  • #6276
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    I've camped it up in an urban environment
    Currently, where's it at?


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  • #6277
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Mogadishu

    You going to travel to Syria anytime soon?


  • #6278
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Kojak wrote: »
    Mogadishu

    You going to travel to Syria anytime soon?

    In about 5 mins

    Isn't this one of mankind's greatest innovations; the internet, where we can talk waffle for ages?


  • #6279
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I dunno - them multi-pack of prunes were a better invention, I would say

    You going to buy a punnet of prunes today?


  • #6280
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Kojak wrote: »
    I dunno - them multi-pack of prunes were a better invention, I would say

    You going to buy a punnet of prunes today?

    no

    have you seen my glasses?


  • #6281
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    They're on your head :p

    How many deer went across the road?


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  • #6282
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    75

    Why are the deers eating out of date marmalade?


  • #6283
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    They love the prunes :)

    Why do you feed animals out of date prune marmelade?


  • #6284
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Its good for the digestion ;)

    Ever been to The Gambia?


  • #6285
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    Yes :)

    Have you?


  • #6286
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, but hoping to go there soon

    Bearded women, a good or a bad thing for society?


  • #6287
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Kojak wrote: »
    No, but hoping to go there soon

    Bearded women, a good or a bad thing for society?

    bad

    when is the next harvest for prunes?


  • #6288
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    When the bells toll.

    What are you buying me for my Birthday? :)


  • #6289
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Socks.

    What size sock do you take?


  • #6290
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Socks.

    What size sock do you take?

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx large

    favourite topping on pizza?


  • #6291
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Pineapple, tomato, mushrooms, chicken/ham, sweetcorn, I'm missing 2 but can't think I usually have 7. As cheese-less as possible don't like cheese, give or take peppers, no pepperoni or any of that gunk, brown and well-done all over, and thick and crusty please and thanks. :)

    Want pizza now! :/


    Why do sparkles sparkle?


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  • #6292
    Runaway34
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Runaway34


    Because if they didn't they would be dull and not sparkly!!!


    Who do men have nipples?


  • #6293
    thegills
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    Both men and women had nipples and mickeys once but the mickeys stopped the women getting close to the sink so evolution had them removed

    Why do table forks have 4 prongs but hay forks only 3?


  • #6294
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    thegills wrote: »
    Both men and women had nipples and mickeys once but the mickeys stopped the women getting close to the sink so evolution had them removed

    Why do table forks have 4 prongs but hay forks only 3?

    It was the decision of the gods

    what god do you worship?


  • #6295
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    The Oh-what-in-the-name-of-sweet-Lord-God-Jesus-Christ-are-you-at one.

    Why are sugar and salt white?


  • #6296
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Because racism transcends beyond people.

    Would you like to give me money?


  • #6297
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Because racism transcends beyond people.

    Would you like to give me money?

    No.

    Ever had any gumbo?


  • #6298
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No

    Do you like Meatballs?


  • #6299
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    No

    Do you like Meatballs?

    I like the ones in Ikea .


    Is the recession ever going to end like in our lifetimes or what ?


  • #6300
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    psychward wrote: »
    I like the ones in Ikea .


    Is the recession ever going to end like in our lifetimes or what ?


    Or what.


    A man is on a bridge,he falls off...how did he fall?
    (I know the answer is not: gracefully,while he was pissing,he took a step,or quietly...someone asked me this riddle..and those were my(wrong) answers..do you know the answer?)


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  • #6301
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    He fell due to the forces of gravity

    Which is better, belching or farting?


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