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Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    I deserve slow and painful.

    Where is my mind?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    I deserve slow and painful.

    Where is my mind?


    It's coordinates are denoted as being at the square root of minus 1 in a space of dimensions of number also equal to the square root of minus 1.


    why can't we just enjoy a nice day and be happy and worry about tomorrow when it happens ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    psychward wrote: »
    why can't we just enjoy a nice day and be happy and worry about tomorrow when it happens ?

    Because we're miserable people.

    Blue ink or black ink?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Because we're miserable people.

    Blue ink or black ink?

    black

    when will season 3 of the walking dead be shown?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    when will season 3 of the walking dead be shown?

    Not soon enough!

    What brand is your telly?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    The non-existent kind.

    Would you like a chip?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    The non-existent kind.

    Would you like a chip?

    nah

    will you join the revolution?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Will the artist formally known as Prince now known as Prince, be there?

    Have you ever watched American Pickers on TV?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Cicero wrote: »
    Have you ever watched American Pickers on TV?

    Yes Sir.

    Do you own any novelty hats?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Cicero wrote: »
    Will the artist formally known as Prince now known as Prince, be there?

    Have you ever watched American Pickers on TV?

    course he will,sure he's the leader of the uprising : )

    no don't own any hats jam

    can I borrow some of yours sir?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    can I borrow some of yours sir?

    Normally I'd say no but you seem like good folk so I'll allow it.

    Sombrero or shemagh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Sombrero.


    Cake or Biscuits?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Cake or Biscuits?

    Biscuits.

    Puff pastry or shortcrust pastry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Delicious, warm, out of the oven short crust pastry.

    Which will i rustle up now.. An apple tart or a rhubarb one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Apple, rhubarb SUCKS.

    What's your fav. juice drink?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Poor rhubarb. Apple juice.

    Favourite citrus fruit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Lime.

    Would you like some cheesecake?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Lime.

    Would you like some cheesecake?

    no

    would a brandy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    No, I'll have an amaretto.

    Do you watch homeland?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Shhh wrote: »
    No, I'll have an amaretto.

    Do you watch homeland?

    I meant to watch but didn't bother in the end

    is it anygood?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Is it anygood?

    Yes Sir. It's very gritty.

    Ever watch Garth Marenghi's Darkplace?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Yes Sir. It's very gritty.

    Ever watch Garth Marenghi's Darkplace?

    I don't even know what that is but I'd say it's kept in the dark for a reason


    have you ever licked a window pane ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    psychward wrote: »
    I don't even know what that is but I'd say it's kept in the dark for a reason


    have you ever licked a window pane ?

    no..........

    ever stay in a pub for a lock in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    no..........

    ever stay in a pub for a lock in?


    yes and I even ate dried sea weed in a lock in on Achill Island once. They swore it was a local delicacy


    have you ever eaten sea weed ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    psychward wrote: »
    yes and I even ate dried sea weed in a lock in on Achill Island once. They swore it was a local delicacy


    have you ever eaten sea weed ?

    no

    Is it nice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    no

    Is it nice?

    It was salty and like chewing leather and very difficult to chew so not my thing but locals kept on pretending it was great....

    did you ever think about changing your name and disappearing somewhere like America and starting a new life ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    psychward wrote: »
    It was salty and like chewing leather and very difficult to chew so not my thing but locals kept on pretending it was great....

    did you ever think about changing your name and disappearing somewhere like America and starting a new life ?

    I have indeed but I'd have to rob a bank

    wanna help me rob a bank?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I have indeed but I'd have to rob a bank

    wanna help me rob a bank?

    As long as I can share some of my sack (of takings) with a female member of gang.


    Where are we meeting up ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    As long as I can share some of my sack (of takings) with a female member of gang.


    Where are we meeting up ?

    cork

    Have you a get away vehicle?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    cork

    Have you a get away vehicle?

    I have a Sinclair C5 . Its perfect because no Garda will suspect we are hard as nails bank robbers and do a stop and search.

    Have you obtained a blueprint of the target bank and observed the movements of the bank staff ?


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