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Boring non-silly chatter thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Saramalik wrote: »
    Thats the green area outside the house,that he said needs to be kept well.

    I can't help you but this forum should be able to help you.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=52


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    <nods approvingly>

    Omg, Sarky nodded at me!
    *faints*

    *loses bladder control*

    *feels warm*

    *feels less warm*

    *feels cold*

    *feels drier*

    *feels gunpowdery*

    *feels the hand of history on shoulder, leg*

    *feels the great power and resposibility of being...*

    Gunpowder Legs Man!

    *Noodles at piano, working on theme tune*


    He doesn't go fast 'cause friction can can can
    kill Gunpowder Legs Man, kill Gunpowder Legs Man!

    He has to be careful but he can fight crime, yeah
    this Gunpowder Legs Man, this Gunpowder Legs Man!

    No one can ever for-real understand that
    Gunpowder Legs Man, our Gunpowder Legs Man!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This pleases The Leader. He tells me that should such silliness continue, you get a promotion and the right to slap hondasam until she makes with the sexy sponge baths.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You want me to give you a sponge bath?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, I'm quite fond of having a libido.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I would be really gentle with you, I might even get in myself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus woman, do you want my balls to un-drop?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    haha you big girls blouse, you still a virgin sarky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Absolute filth in this thread. Now I have to delete this page from my history, thanks:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You want to join us for a 3some? you can just watch if you like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    This pleases The Leader. He tells me that should such silliness continue, you get a promotion and the right to slap hondasam until she makes with the sexy sponge baths.

    Sounds good! Heh heh heh.

    *rubs thighs Vic Reeves-ishly*
    *explodes*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky does not own me. he is playing with you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    hondasam wrote: »
    Sarky does not own me. he is playing with you.

    Damn right he doesn't. You are a woman. Therefore the rest of the male population own you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sam you are a pervert hahah I love it.

    Fago, babe, don't front. You be down with bitches b ownin you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sam you are a pervert hahah I love it.

    Fago, babe, don't front. You be down with bitches b ownin you

    Sorry I don't speak whore. Translate!
    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Sounds good! Heh heh heh.

    *rubs thighs Vic Reeves-ishly*
    *explodes*

    <3 Vic Reeves


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Oh babes no you di hint..

    Bitch, hold my weave


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Oh guuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrl! Hold mah belly!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ima motaboat your food baby


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Anyone else warm? I'm bacon.

    Now I'm fresian... Moo.

    Hahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Anyone else warm? I'm bacon.

    Now I'm fresian... Moo.

    Hahaha

    EL. OH. EL!

    Yeah I'm warm, that might be because I'm in New Zealand though. Not sure.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You're in new zelands?? Leave the sheep alone. You're not their type!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago would you ever get your nipple pierced would you be worried you'd step on it?


    Xoxo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm worried you'd bite it off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You're dayum right I would. I bet you taste like sausage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Would it be rude if I posted my dirty crockery home to my mother?

    It's really becoming a nuisance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    What's crockery? It sounds really rude. You should do it.

    Your mother will be delighted to recieve a load of dirt from you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Go Greek on that shit then paper plate it till marriage/dishwasher purchase/exemplification of modern maculinity.

    Fago! wrote: »
    Sorry I don't speak whore. Translate!



    <3 Vic Reeves
    He's good but he's no Gunpowder Legs Man. *swoon*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    later10 wrote: »
    Would it be rude if I posted my dirty crockery home to my mother?

    It's really becoming a nuisance.

    Send her your dirty rockery too, you can never be too careful when it comes to lichen..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Someone lick my faec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Someone lick my faec

    Can't. Faec's smelly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Your bum is smelly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Your bum is smelly.

    So is yours chick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Only because you need to sort out your problem. It was fine before you got near it cowboy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Oh storm why do we keep up ths pretending. Take off your goddamn clothes bitch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    They're off too bad you're not sure on what to do :(


    Let's
    dooo
    dey
    dancewithnopants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You said that to me once before. Then you got pregnant. You do the maths


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I want a baby or babies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm a baby


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky




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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I just rammed a toothbrush into the upper reaches of my gum. Painful it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The ring came off my pudding can :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ha. No pudding for you, chubby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I dont have mass you preacher


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    YOU'RE a preacher!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    II AAM NOT A PREACHER-AH! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSE THA LAAAAAAWD-AH!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I don't like fat babies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ava is like a little sumo baby, when she's just laying there with her nappy on, good christ half the reason I don't wanna live in an apartment is because I don't wanna gallop up and down many stairs with such a heavy baby!


    Fago - the only maths I'm good at is subtracting clothes, and adding a boy. Oh wawr.

    Gym time.
    Lata fatties xo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Who you calling fattie, take it back, fago and sarky are most likely fat boys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago is a cute lil fox, rawr.

    I would never call you a fattie Sam, you're what perfection is. HOTBOD.ie

    fo cereal


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