Boring non-silly chatter thread

Storminateacup

Nah it's just not really my scene, I don't need it (presently) and won't be begging just yet. I am in a position to take care of myself and my child and don't expect the taxpayers to.

It's not hard finding beauty therapy work - I just want to spend time with Ava, I never really had that maternity time with her.

Then it'll be full steam ahead with my own salon - my 2nd baby. I'm excited for this year.

Fago!

Storminateacup wrote: »

I'd kill any bitch that hurt my fago. xo mama storm

Can I get a hot towel shave at your salon?

If it's in Dublin, where?

hondasam

Hi Fago x How is work and college.

Storminateacup

Fago! wrote: »

Can I get a hot towel shave at your salon?

If it's in Dublin, where?

I can't do those hon. If you want massages, waxing, laser, facials, manicures, makeup, you're more than welcome.

Am looking at maybe Dame sr or grafton st, maybe Camden St. Around that general area.

TeddyTedson

Did that job get a bum yet?

Sarky

I hear if the price is right you get a happy ending.

Fago!

Storminateacup wrote: »

I can't do those hon. If you want massages, waxing, laser, facials, manicures, makeup, you're more than welcome.

I'll give you a facial instead.

chucken1

Storminateacup wrote: »

Lol don't worry storm I'd rather starve than stand in a dole que with wasters and criminals. Your hard earned scrilla will continue to be spent on weed/drugs/court fines.

In either Dublin (city centre) or around the midlands preferablly Tullamore or athlone.

hondasam wrote: »

You are entitled to draw your stamps, well you quit your job so will have to wait awhile but it's your money, you are entitled to it.
get your fat tush down to the dole office with the other wasters and sign on.

good luck with the business.

Sorry for not having a job after 32 yrs of work....Im a waster. Fcuk ye at least Im not talkin "gangsta" from Tullamore :pac:

Storminateacup

Wow - After Hours much? Teddy will feel at home.

Fago obviously gets happy ending as standard, in return for the facial he promises!

hondasam

chucken1 wrote: »

Sorry for not having a job after 32 yrs of work....Im a waster. Fcuk ye at least Im not talkin "gangsta" from Tullamore :pac:

Not a fair comment

This is the nest and my post was a piss take with storm and not to be taken serious.

Storminateacup

You better have been joking!!!! Fat tush? Why I oughta.


Haha me and my daddy went for lunch yday and this MASSIVE man walks in, dirty jeans and his belly hanging out of his ripped shirt and his jumper looking like a crop top on him. A horse of a man, so my dad sees me grinning and he's like stop it, but I know he was trying not to laugh himself. He had a lot of hair and a beard that covered his entire face, but the beard itself wasn't very long.

So anyway the waitress brings over this massive dinner to him, he's now sitting with his back to our table and as she lays the dinner down before him, and just before he mows into it, he does this really big clap right over it LOL I couldn't stop laughing my daddy was so embarrased

hondasam

Yes I was joking, I'm seriously offended that it was taken as a serious opinion.

Storminateacup

Ah Sam I wouldn't even bother with explaining yourself --
clearly she's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. I wrote a big long explanation to her and then thought "fock you" and deleted it.

Internet = serious business

Oranage2

You better believe it storm - Im starting to think everyone is a nutter on it

hondasam

Storminateacup wrote: »

Ah Sam I wouldn't even bother with explaining yourself --
clearly she's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. I wrote a big long explanation to her and then thought "fock you" and deleted it.

Internet = serious business

But you still think it's ok I have to work to support your fat lazy ass.:p

Oranage2 wrote: »

You better believe it storm - Im starting to think everyone is a nutter on it

You have to be nuts to post here orange.
did storm and I make nicey to you when you joined??????

Oranage2

I'm a big boy, I dont need anyone holding my hand - but you were nice, cant remember storm so i guess she wasnt not nice

hondasam

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'm a big boy, I dont need anyone holding my hand - but you were nice, cant remember storm so i guess she wasnt not nice

Well how you doing big boy, wait for storm to storm in and push me aside:p

eternal

I had a fellow F.C Barca fan add me on fb. He was from Morocco and was really nice. We have been chatting for months and today I realised he deleted, or perhaps, blocked me. Like does this happen other people? It seems to happen to me always. When I was online dating the exact same thing would happen.
Why do men appear to be interested, and then cut off all contact?

Fago!

eternal wrote: »

I had a fellow F.C Barca fan add me on fb. He was from Morocco and was really nice. We have been chatting for months and today I realised he deleted, or perhaps, blocked me. Like does this happen other people? It seems to happen to me always. When I was online dating the exact same thing would happen.
Why do men appear to be interested, and then cut off all contact?

Maybe he realised he's gay. Or worse. MEXICAN!!!!!

Also maybe he found a girlfriend or something like that. Have you met him? Don't get too hung up on internet people. Especially if you haven't met them.

eternal

I know.

TeddyTedson

eternal wrote: »

I know.

Liar, you know nothing! In fact you know less than nothing. Even if you knew something well then that would be something, but you don't!!

fitz265

hey everybody im doctor nick neeeeeyaaahhhh

Cicero

fitz265 wrote: »

hey everybody im doctor nick neeeeeyaaahhhh

You're from Kerry .aren't you...I can tell....

eternal

TeddyTedson wrote: »

eternal wrote: »

I know.

Liar, you know nothing! In fact you know less than nothing. Even if you knew something well then that would be something, but you don't!!

I know :-D

TeddyTedson

eternal wrote: »

I know :-D

Oh my bad, I wasn't aware that you knew that you weren't in the know but you seem to realise that.

eternal

TeddyTedson wrote: »

eternal wrote: »

I know :-D

Oh my bad, I wasn't aware that you knew that you weren't in the know but you seem to realise that.

I am in the full realisation as to the limits of my realisation.

Fago!

eternal wrote: »

I am in the full realisation as to the limits of my realisation.

Well done, you hurt Teddy's feelings. Now I'm gonna have to pay for ANOTHER 5 months of therapy. I hope you're happy!!

Storminateacup

Sucks to be the suga daddy - daddy

Fago!

Tru dat.

Storminateacup

Stop pretending to be black you're embarrasing yourself whiteboi...

Eternal might just whip yo ass and I won't be able to stop him :eek:

hondasam

morning everyone, new posters, old posters and current posters, and lurkers who might be watching from afar.

Kiva.D

*lurker steals a cookie

nom nom nom...

.......thank you Sam

hondasam

Hello miss Kiva, next time you visit you can bring cake.

I like strawberry gateux, sarky likes chocolate cake.
never mind the others.:p:)

only kidding ye guys.

Kiva.D

How about a chocolate strawberry gateux...

and lots of forks?

hondasam

Looks good to me kiva. gather round everyone and tuck inn.

Oranage2

Hi TeddyTedson you're so funny, remember your 'I think I'm pregnant' thread still makes me giggle.

Oranage2

I just like strawberries and cream so I hope you dont mind me just eating the top Kiva

hondasam

you can eat the top and I will eat the bottom

Kiva.D

emmm...the forks were a waste ..... dig in

Sarky won't mind he has pie somewhere hidden in a thread in tCN..

Storminateacup

Oranage I thought you were a woman but others think otherwise.

Clarify.

OMG bayyubs, you're loike a total stunna

Oranage2

Whos others who's been talkin bout me - anyway storm when a man and woman love each other they... Oh wait what's the question! Yes im a man, though loads of people think im female maybe i should change my posting style.

hondasam

I think you are half man half woman or a woman trapped in a mans body.

Oranage2

Im a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Oranage2

Oh kiva :eek: ladies are meant to be proper.

hondasam

no ladies round these parts.

FTGFOP

I just ate a load of ham.

Too much ham, to be quite honest.

Let alone bread.

FTGFOP

chucken1 wrote: »

Ban me..Im closing my a/c I'll miss ye

Sarky I never knew ya. Mwahahahaha

Be good. Live outside.

For Fuck's sake!

FTGFOP

Hey Orange, you glad banana?

Storminateacup

And your name is Iron Age with a d4 accent as opposed to orrrrange.



#learningsomuch

Storminateacup

I think he's saaaaaa



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