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Luckily I've never been arrested myself. I'm an upstanding citizen
Or maybe I'm just too good on my feet for the guards in Tralee :P
In my defence I did pretty much get an apology to certain degree of the superintendent a few months later when I went in to receive my warning because essentially what I was saying was right I just chose the wrong place and time to say it
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Marty McFly wrote: »In my defence I did pretty much get an apology to certain degree of the superintendent a few months later when I went in to receive my warning because essentially what I was saying was right I just chose the wrong place and time to say it
You've got nice guards all the way up there
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You've got nice guards all the way up there
We really don't. :pac:
I remember when I was working in a fast food place in town. On a staff night out at a bar across the road, we all ran over to the back of the restaurant to say hi to the staff on their break who couldn't come. EVERYONE had a glass of alcohol in their hand, bar me because I was on anti-bios so I had a Diet Coke.
Gardaí come along and ask ME what we're all doing. I told them we were saying hi to our colleagues. They accused me of being drunk (while everyone else was swigging from their glasses). I said I was only drinking coke. Was called a 'fúcking liar.' I held the glass out and said 'Look, you can smell or taste it, it's honestly just a coke, I'm on anti-biotics so I can't drink.'
The Garda then screamed at me that he was arresting me for threatening him with a weapon.
Me, in my confused state, got a bit silly and was like 'It's not a weapon! It's a diet coke!' at which point my colleagues fell around laughing. Garda tried to arrest me, grabbed my hands behind my back, causing me to drop the glass.
I got really angry and shouted that I'd have him done for assault and that what he did was on CCTV and that I'd have him arrested for assaulting me once they breathalyzed me at the station to prove I wasn't drinking. My friend then grabbed the anti-bios from my bag and shoved them in his face until he let me go.
Gardaí here aren't nice, Marty is just a feckin' charmer. Either that or he acts gay enough to flatter them. 0 -
We really don't. :pac:
I remember when I was working in a fast food place in town. On a staff night out at a bar across the road, we all ran over to the back of the restaurant to say hi to the staff on their break who couldn't come. EVERYONE had a glass of alcohol in their hand, bar me because I was on anti-bios so I had a Diet Coke.
Gardaí come along and ask ME what we're all doing. I told them we were saying hi to our colleagues. They accused me of being drunk (while everyone else was swigging from their glasses). I said I was only drinking coke. Was called a 'fúcking liar.' I held the glass out and said 'Look, you can smell or taste it, it's honestly just a coke, I'm on anti-biotics so I can't drink.'
The Garda then screamed at me that he was arresting me for threatening him with a weapon.
Me, in my confused state, got a bit silly and was like 'It's not a weapon! It's a diet coke!' at which point my colleagues fell around laughing. Garda tried to arrest me, grabbed my hands behind my back, causing me to drop the glass.
I got really angry and shouted that I'd have him done for assault and that what he did was on CCTV and that I'd have him arrested for assaulting me once they breathalyzed me at the station to prove I wasn't drinking. My friend then grabbed the anti-bios from my hand and shoved them in his face until he let me go.
Gardaí here aren't nice, Marty is just a feckin' charmer. Either that or he acts gay enough to flatter them.
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I'm jealous. Feckin' diet. What I've eaten today -
Breakfast: A poached egg and a slice of wholegrain toast.
Lunch: Two unsalted rice cakes and hummus.
Dinner: Salad with lettuce, raw carrot, one boiled egg, spinach and chickpeas.
I feel like a rabbit. I think I'm gonna make chicken breasts smothered in chillies later, haven't eaten enough calories according to the chart I'm using. :pac:
Here diets dont work despite what 7 billion women think.The only way to loose weight is to work it off through exercise.
Get Marty in his mankini and have an all night session and you`ll burn off a load of calories
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Here diets dont work despite what 7 billion women think.The only way to loose weight is to work it off through exercise.
Get Marty in his mankini and have an all night session and you`ll burn off a load of calories;);)
Ah, it's not a specific diet as such. Just eating very high protein, very low carb and not going over 1,200 calories a day. I've been doing it for 2 and a half years and, combined with exercise, I'm at around 9 stone of weight loss so it appears to be working!
I'll be getting him OUT of his mankini. Might get some extra protein that way too. :pac: 0 -
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Me tooAll this talk of steak has me hungry too...
Evening everyone, did ye miss me? No? Ok..
Spent the last couple days in Cork, little bit of work, and beers with a couple boardsies, was good fun
Im in work....while on ere cause its dead:-(:-P
Think im gonna grab a free steak for my din dins..... Jelous anyone:-P0 -
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Lol, I wasn't including any extras. I struggle to finish an 8oz steak on its own... :pac:
@ Mylina, what pubs did you go to? I love going out in Cork.
Hmmmmm, we were in The Long Valley and Crane Lane last night... Everywhere fairly quiet, except for Crane Lane, which was heaving, as usual 0 -
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