O.T.B 2.1

P_1

Melion wrote: »

I'm 29 and have never had a hot towel shave

Probably one of the best hangover cures out there :pac:

Esoteric_

That awkward moment when, even though your jeans are too big, the button falls off while you're serving a customer. I need to stop buying jeans from forever 21, they've done that to my ma and sister, too. Today's gonna be fun trying to keep my jeans up in work all day :pac:

Please Kill Me

Esoteric_ wrote: »

That awkward moment when, even though your jeans are too big, the button falls off while you're serving a customer. I need to stop buying jeans from forever 21, they've done that to my ma and sister, too. Today's gonna be fun trying to keep my jeans up in work all day :pac:

You're in a shopping centre. Surely there's somewhere that sells braces. So you get to hold your jeans up AND you look trendy. No?? Fine, feck off then.

Esoteric_

Please Kill Me wrote: »

You're in
a shopping centre. Surely there's somewhere that sells braces. So you
get to hold your jeans up AND you look trendy. No?? Fine, feck off
then.

I wouldn't wear braces if you paid me :pac: There's only a dunnes here, and I won't wear their jeans 'cause they're crap. can't be as crap as these ones with the button falling off, though!

Marty McFly

Hangover makes me feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHhgllqSKro

Star Lord

Melion wrote: »

I've been looking to buy a cut throat razor for my head but they're far too expensive

Melion wrote: »

I only want it for my head

I wouldn't think they'd be particularly easy/safe to use on your head. I shave with a "safety razor" and would be reluctant to use it on my head were I to shave it!

If you're looking for one though, try a "Shavette" rather than a full cut-throat. They take disposable blades, so you don't have to hone and strop the blade like you would with a proper cut-throat.

http://www.shaving-shack.com/shavettes/

P_1

Time to try to hate all Arsenal fans for a few hours

Marty McFly

P_1 wrote: »

Time to try to hate all Arsenal fans for a few hours

My nerves are shot, ill either be jumping around like a lunatic later or ranting like a mo fo in the the Arsenal thread later.

Also time to kill the media hype of Bale and put him and Spurs in there place .

P_1

Marty McFly wrote: »

My nerves are shot, ill either be jumping around like a lunatic later or ranting like a mo fo in the the Arsenal thread later.

Also time to kill the media hype of Bale and put him and Spurs in there place .

Yeah its one of those clichéd 6 pointers today really, strangely enough I feel strangely calm, I only seem to get nervous over big Leinster matches these days

Marty McFly

P_1 wrote: »

Yeah its one of those clichéd 6 pointers today really, strangely enough I feel strangely calm, I only seem to get nervous over big Leinster matches these days

Ah thats just cause your used to Spurs being also rans it has killed your passion :D.

P_1

Marty McFly wrote: »

Ah thats just cause your used to Spurs being also rans it has killed your passion :D.

Ha probably more down to me preferring rugby to football I'd say :pac:

Please Kill Me

So I got her bike from under the covers, where it's been lying for the last 8 months. Blew the cobwebs off (literally) and gave her a quick clean. Battery was dead so had to jump it off the car. Took a spin up and down the road. Felt weird as the last time I was on a bike was the day of my accident. Anyway, I'll be transferring the insurance onto it this week and hopefully be back on the road by the end of the week. So until I get my bike fixed, this is my steed for the next couple of months...(she's a 1993 Honda Super Four)





Wish me luck!!!

P_1

@PKM best of luck mate, the bike looks in savage knick

@Marty I won't be one of 'those' football fans. Great match all the same

Marty McFly

P_1 wrote: »

@PKM best of luck mate, the bike looks in savage knick

@Marty I won't be one of 'those' football fans. Great match all the same

Some humble pie for me please . off I go to the Arsnal thread with my tail between my legs.

Please Kill Me

P_1 wrote: »

@PKM best of luck mate, the bike looks in savage knick

Thanks man, yeah for a '93 she's spotless and runs well.

Star Lord

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Thanks man, yeah for a '93 she's spotless and runs well.

It's a nice bike! What size? I'm getting fierce bike want again now that the weather is improving!

FoxyVixen

That is a verrrry pretty bike!!

In other news I "stumbled" across the London Tattoo convention artists list - OMG!!! So many incredibly talented people in the same room. Think I'll pop over in the hopes Andy Engel would have a cancellation At the least I can get a cost on what to expect from the piece I want him to do.

Orim

That bike is lovely PKM.

I'm tired and grumpy. Overslept, was late for work and been tired all day. Of course I can feel myself waking up so by 12ish I should be buzzing, so I can repeat the whole damn process. As such I was wondering where I could get a new body, a night/flexi-time job or a whole heap of cash?

Hopefully my mountain of food will tire me out. Was thinking, do you think you could use the horsemeat scandal to blag a high power executive position? CV with a load of executive positions in the food industry and after the interview when they ask for refs, just say that you were the whistleblower so you can't get any.

Please Kill Me

Cheers all.

@ Damo, she's a 400cc. A good bit down on power compared to what I'm used to, but I'll be happy to have that over nothing.

Marty McFly

FoxyVixen wrote: »

That is a verrrry pretty bike!!

In other news I "stumbled" across the London Tattoo convention artists list - OMG!!! So many incredibly talented people in the same room. Think I'll pop over in the hopes Andy Engel would have a cancellation At the least I can get a cost on what to expect from the piece I want him to do.

I Would love to go to the London Tattoo convention the aritst list for it is always amazing, shame we dont have a big convention here that is enough to draw in the top artists.

Orim wrote: »

. As such I was wondering where I could get a new body, a night/flexi-time job or a whole heap of cash?

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I myself am banking on the euromillions someday :cool:, would love a flexi off the books second job if I could get one, tax man already rapes me if I got a second job he would destroy me.

Nice bike PKM .

Orim

Marty McFly wrote: »

I myself am banking on the euromillions someday :cool:, would love a flexi off the books second job if I could get one, tax man already rapes me if I got a second job he would destroy me.

Nice bike PKM .

What's that they say about sharing? It's caring, right? So pony up when you win :pac:

FoxyVixen

Marty McFly wrote: »

I Would love to go to the London Tattoo convention the aritst list for it is always amazing, shame we dont have a big convention here that is enough to draw in the top artists.

Ridiculous in comparison to the Dublin Tattoo Convention pricing and the shenanigans of the recent one :rolleyes:

Marty McFly

Orim wrote: »

What's that they say about sharing? It's caring, right? So pony up when you win :pac:

How much would ya like?

FoxyVixen wrote: »

Ridiculous in comparison to the Dublin Tattoo Convention pricing and the shenanigans of the recent one :rolleyes:

Yeh I didnt go to last years one read a lot of bad reports about it shame really. Be keeping an eye on it this year, the venue its in afaik is quite a lot bigger anyway.

Princess Peach

No words needed

Orim

Marty McFly wrote: »

How much would ya like?

2 or 3 mil should be fine, ta. I'm not greedy.

Peach, where do you find this stuff?

McChubbin

I emailed Suuva from Stigmata-Tau about my Eeyore tattoo along with asking her to spruce up that plain sketch I did a while back with some flowers. Only looking for an estimate on that one (hoping to put it on my upper arm) but Eeyore will cost me around €160. My birthday in April. I know what I want!

Arawn

Afro samurai has some of the best tattoos of a cartoon I have ever seen. WANT

McChubbin

Arawn wrote: »

Afro samurai has some of the best tattoos of a cartoon I have ever seen. WANT

I'd love to get a Washuu crab on my ankle. *massive Tenchi Muyo fangirl here*

Depp

chap just keeps rollin on....have him at 70 million now...only gunna get more 'spensive, did put em back in their place allright though....in 3rd place

Marty McFly wrote: »

My nerves are shot, ill either be jumping around like a lunatic later or ranting like a mo fo in the the Arsenal thread later.

Also time to kill the media hype of Bale and put him and Spurs in there place .

Arawn

Bale is definately not worth 70 million. Especially if united resign ronnie for 60