O.T.B 2.1

Star Lord

The last few pages may as well be written in Webdings...

Angron

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

The last few pages may as well be written in Webdings...

Ah those were the days. Getting bored in a computer class, and just writing nonsense symbols.

Star Lord

Sending your BASIC program to a friend for testing, when the 'program' consisted of:
10 ECHO "F**k you!"
20 GOTO 10

Esoteric_

Working alone, bored silly, and my friend from the shop across from me isn't here to entertain me. all of a sudden that song that goes 'all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself' plays on the radio. I start singing along til I realise the irony in it, and abruptly jump behind the counter and busy myself doing a stock take.

Melion

Ive seen some stupid things online in the last 15 years but this is up there as one of the most stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKI2sazcG8U

Angron

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Working alone, bored silly, and my friend from the shop across from me isn't here to entertain me. all of a sudden that song that goes 'all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself' plays on the radio. I start singing along til I realise the irony in it, and abruptly jump behind the counter and busy myself doing a stock take.

That reminds me of when one of my friends worked in a net cafe and I used to drop in to see him a lot. Whenever it was just the two of us in there we started singing "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around!"

Star Lord

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Working alone, bored silly, and my friend from the shop across from me isn't here to entertain me. all of a sudden that song that goes 'all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself' plays on the radio. I start singing along til I realise the irony in it, and abruptly jump behind the counter and busy myself doing a stock take.

I'm sure that guy would love a dance with you!

Star Lord

Denny M wrote: »

That reminds me of when one of my friends worked in a net cafe and I used to drop in to see him a lot. Whenever it was just the two of us in there we started singing "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around!"

Ah, Tiffany, the first crush I can remember having! (Back in 1987! :eek::o)

Esoteric_

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I'm sure that guy would love a dance with you!

Who said my friend from another shop is a bloke? :pac: I won't confess to either, Marty will either get annoyed or excited depending on their gender, if your idea were correct. :pac:

Star Lord

The guy that works behind you, hands on hips guy... :pac:

Esoteric_

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

The guy that works behind you, hands on hips guy... :pac:

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew, f*ck off damo he's actually in today, hasn't come near me yet, thank god.

P_1

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew, f*ck off damo he's actually in today, hasn't come near me yet, thank god.

You should keep a sharp pointy stick of some kind under the counter to deal with him when he approaches :pac:

Please Kill Me

P_1 wrote: »

You should keep a sharp pointy stick of some kind under the counter to deal with him when he approaches :pac:

.....before he tries to use his own sharp pointy stick! :pac: :P

P_1

Please Kill Me wrote: »

.....before he tries to use his own sharp pointy stick! :pac: :P

http://www.sadtrombone.com/?play=true :pac:

Esoteric_

...... You're all on my hit list. :mad:

Star Lord

Esoteric_ wrote: »

...... You're all on my hit list. :mad:

Why am I now picturing this:

Esoteric_

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Why am I now picturing this:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq51pYmw21qc81lfo1_500.png
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d8w2DnhA1qbtxamo1_1280.jpg

Shut up, Damo

Killer_banana

Thanks for the suggestions guys but I'm not a sports person. El Clásico sounds interesting but I don't think I'm interested enough to manage to speak about it for five minutes in Spanish without a transcript.

I think I'm going to do it on Day of the Dead. Still don't know how I'll manage five minutes out of it but it interests me and if I get some nice pictures for the powerpoint they can prompt me enough to adlib or I can at least waste time explaining and describing them.

Star Lord

Ah, it's all fun and games till someone gets a pair of boxers in their pint.

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Killer_Banana you could do plenty on the various iconography used for Dia de los Muertos, the calaveras, sugar skulls etc...

P_1

Killer_banana wrote: »

Thanks for the suggestions guys but I'm not a sports person. El Clásico sounds interesting but I don't think I'm interested enough to manage to speak about it for five minutes in Spanish without a transcript.

I think I'm going to do it on Day of the Dead. Still don't know how I'll manage five minutes out of it but it interests me and if I get some nice pictures for the powerpoint they can prompt me enough to adlib or I can at least waste time explaining and describing them.

Ah talking about it in Spanish is a totally different kettle of fish, it's one thing trying to talk about things in English, not a hope I'd manage to do it in Spanish

raze_them_all_

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Ah, it's all fun and games till someone gets a pair of boxers in their pint.

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Killer_Banana you could do plenty on the various iconography used for Dia de los Muertos, the calaveras, sugar skulls etc...

Star Lord

Ah Boxer Pint (TM), imbuing pints with a nutty taste.

McChubbin

Why would ye ruin a perfectly good pint by putting a manky pair of jocks in it?

Star Lord

It's to infuse the pint with the subtle taste of revenge.

legspin

Vicarious Tea-bagging maybe....?

Adiboo

Just read this on Facebook. Very excited to see a convention so close to home!

Hey everyone,we are very proud to bring you the 1st Tattoo Convention in Kerry, which will be held from the 19th to the 21st of July at the Gleneagle Hotel Killarney. We are in the process of setting up an event page that we'll share with you soon. Check it out to see who is gonna entertain you and which artists will stop by to torture you!
Prepare yourself to be a good host for our international friends/artists and spread the word to make your 1st convention the best and busiest in the country!

Esoteric_

Borrrrrred. Someone come rescue me from work!

Back to a new 8 week bootcamp challenge tonight though, so I'm very excited about that. it's now been about three weeks since the last one ended. no doubt I'll be crying in pain after tonight. happy days

Angron

Start some fires, that livens things up :P

Esoteric_

Denny M wrote: »

Start some fires, that livens things up :P

I'm two months off the smokes, so I have no lighter

Angron

So near and yet so far