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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »So close!! A moment of silence for our fallen comrade
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Screw you guys! I'm getting drunk!
You could at least share.Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »You mean it's gonna get WORSE?!?!?!?!
Ha yeh probably the more confident you get in the car im betting the more vocal you will get.0 -
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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »Then you're all fecked. Seriously. What I didn't call some little aulwan in a micra today who cut me off wasn't worth calling her. She was about 90. My poor ma was in a heap laughing beside me. I can see the funny side now.....
I've only ever felt guilty from road rage once in my life
, three weeks beforehand on the same roundabout some polish woman crashed into my baby (my car) using the wrong lane in a well known roundabout in Clondalkin tried to drive off had to chase her call the Gards she tried blaming me etc,
Anyways picked my up my car after finally got it fixed nice sunny day car was spotless happy with life come up to the same roundabout, next thing I see a Golf heading directly for my car it was like deja vu, without even looking I let roar a proper rant using every foul word I could imagine next thing I look at the driver shes about ninety, with her passenger the same both stopped dead in the middle of the roundabout jaws open wide in horror/shock they were still sat there as I drove off feeling a bit guilty purely because they were so old there reaction and the viciousness of the rant.0 -
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Marty McFly wrote: »I've only ever felt guilty from road rage once in my life, three weeks beforehand on the same roundabout some polish woman crashed into my baby (my car) using the wrong lane in a well known roundabout in Clondalkin tried to drive off had to chase her call the Gards she tried blaming me etc,
Anyways picked my up my car after finally got it fixed nice sunny day car was spotless happy with life come up to the same roundabout, next thing I see a Golf heading directly for my car it was like deja vu, without even looking I let roar a proper rant using every foul word I could imagine next thing I look at the driver shes about ninety, with her passenger the same both stopped dead in the middle of the roundabout jaws open wide in horror/shock they were still sat there as I drove off feeling a bit guilty purely because they were so old there reaction and the viciousness of the rant.
But just because you're 90 doesn't mean you can treat a roundabout like a free for all! Bloody aulwans!Killer_banana wrote: »Sorry was watching Jon Richardon's stand up. I don't know anything about football...but sit me in a pub and give me a few pints and I ****ing think I do.
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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »I love when comedians are no holes barred, no apologies about their stuff! Go hard or go home!
I saw that! It was really good!
Yeh im the exact same, he started the show off by explaining how it was his mission to offend at least one person befre the night was over. Im pretty sure he done it but I loved every joke. Im one them people that generally finds the sicker more offensive the joke the funnier.
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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »I'm the same. There are very few topics that should be taboo when it comes to comedy. If you were to get that sensitive about jokes you'd never laugh
Yeh I've never really understood when you hear of uproar every now and then over what some comedian said in there stand up show, its basically there job to push the limits and with some comedian like Jimmy Carr before you go see them most know exactly what kind of show there in for.
All this talk has me wanting to see Jimmy Carr again
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Marty McFly wrote: »Yeh I've never really understood when you hear of uproar every now and then over what some comedian said in there stand up show, its basically there job to push the limits and with some comedian like Jimmy Carr before you go see them most know exactly what kind of show there in for.
All this talk has me wanting to see Jimmy Carr again.
You're spot on. There's only so many times you can laugh at knock knock jokes. They're paid to make you laugh at things you never thought you'd laugh at!
Wanna hear my favourite joke?
Whats red and sits in the corner?A naughty strawberry
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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »You're spot on. There's only so many times you can laugh at knock knock jokes. They're paid to make you laugh at things you never thought you'd laugh at!
Wanna hear my favourite joke?
Whats red and sits in the corner?A naughty strawberry:D:D
All my favorite jokes would probably get me in trouble.
One comedian I'd love to see is John Bishop was raging I missed him in the 02. Need to organise a boards comedy night with beers. The laughter lounge is always good craic. 0 -
Marty McFly wrote: »All my favorite jokes would probably get me in trouble.
One comedian I'd love to see is John Bishop was raging I missed him in the 02. Need to organise a boards comedy night with beers. The laughter lounge is always good craic.
Myself and atavan are going there on Saturday!!0 -
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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »He got free tickets and bagged us 2 free cocktails too. I think aiden bishop is gonna be there. I've never been myself. And its rude to decline free drinks.
Free tickets and free drink jesus you couldn't turn that down. Yeh they usually have I think 5 comedians a night with one of them playing host so you get a nice variety. Im betting you will have a great night
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Marty McFly wrote: »Free tickets and free drink jesus you couldn't turn that down. Yeh they usually have I think 5 comedians a night with one of them playing host so you get a nice variety. Im betting you will have a great night.
Ah I will! I always have a good night when atavan is about!0 -
Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »Ah I will! I always have a good night when atavan is about!
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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »He'd totally get it
Yes, definitely.Marty McFly wrote: »What he like at stand up? Never seen, but do like him on Have I got News For You
He went on a bit much about cleaning and trying to get on with his hoursmates and stuff but once he got off that topic was really good. It wasn't that his material on stuff like his housemates doing the dishes etc. wasn't funny, it just went on a bit too long.Marty McFly wrote: »Ah yeh he's brilliant on that aswell, the best comedian I've seen do stnad up was Jimmy Carr in the Olympia had me in stitch's wouldn't want to be easily offended though, you name it it got abuse, which meant I loved it.
Saw him Castlebar two years ago, I only liked before but left loving him. Thing is as well his comedy is offensive but at the signing afterwards he was just really lovely. My then girlfriend completely froze up when he got to him and I thought he'd take the piss but he was actually really nice and made sure she was okay and then had a chat to me about what I was studying. I'm not one to get starstruck anyway but he's so down to earth and friendly it really puts you at ease.
Well then buy yourself some tickets.Marty McFly wrote: »All this talk has me wanting to see Jimmy Carr again.
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