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Cupcake_Crisis

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Marty is annoyed that I didn't defend him and call him a gent.

So yeah, he IS a gent (genuinely is!) but I cannot say why I know this because it'd embarrass him. :pac:

Tell us!!!

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Tell us!!!

I can't, he'd murder me! Suffice to say, he is a complete and utter gent.

Marty McFly

LyndaMcL wrote: »

We both know you'd never kick me 'cause I'd do the pouty lips and puppy dog eyes thing and make you feel terrible if you even tried.

Damn them big eyes, and me being a sucker for puppy dog eyes .

Cupcake_Crisis

LyndaMcL wrote: »

I can't, he'd murder me! Suffice to say, he is a complete and utter gent.

A worthy sacrifice! Im so curious!

Esoteric_

Marty McFly wrote: »

Damn them big eyes, and me being a sucker for puppy dog eyes .

Yeah, having huge eyes has its advantages when it comes to guilting you.


@Cupcake Crisis - it is not a worthy sacrifice! Shush! No gossip for you.

Marty McFly

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

A worthy sacrifice! Im so curious!

you know strangely im kinda curious myself. Better text and find out.

Esoteric_

Marty McFly wrote: »

you know strangely im kinda curious myself. Better text and find out.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You don't even know HOW you're a gent? What? I'm well not texting you back. :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

Can we all just agree that Marty is not a gent and move on?

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Can we all just agree that Marty is not a gent and move on?

I can't. I'd be lying. Plus he'd give out stink to me if I didn't defend him. :pac:

Please Kill Me

Jaysus, serious drinkers here. I like a couple of beers, but not to that extent. Can't remember the last time I was falling down, sh!t-faced, pissing myself, lying-in-a-ditch drunk.

Cupcake_Crisis

LyndaMcL wrote: »

I can't. I'd be lying. Plus he'd give out stink to me if I didn't defend him. :pac:

What a big girl!

Marty McFly

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Jaysus, serious drinkers here. I like a couple of beers, but not to that extent. Can't remember the last time I was falling down, sh!t-faced, pissing myself, lying-in-a-ditch drunk.

Well now I rarely get that bad strangely I can always handle my drink well enough. Always be pissed out my face and my memory fcuks off for a few hours most weekends but been told I can still carry myself is that makes sense ha I give the impression im still with it. Although I did once piss in the bedroom against the door sleep drunk walking kinda thing, but its ok I know people who have done much worse :pac:.

Marty McFly

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

What a big girl!

:pac: going for the reverse pyshcology

raze_them_all_

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Jaysus, serious drinkers here. I like a couple of beers, but not to that extent. Can't remember the last time I was falling down, sh!t-faced, pissing myself, lying-in-a-ditch drunk.

Sometimes you just gotta make going to mass fun

Lyssa

Christmas tree has been taken down and put away... The kids are playing Russian Roulette with a Nerf gun and I'm sitting in the bathroom with bright red dye in my hair and my head wrapped up in a freezer bag.... Operation 'cover all the bathroom surfaces in red hairdye' has commenced

Cupcake_Crisis

I've never been lying in a ditch drunk. I cant imagine it being very nice

Esoteric_

Marty McFly wrote: »

:pac: going for the reverse pyshcology

The reverse psychology worked, Marty said I can tell ya as long as I don't embarrass him too much. :pac:

Eh, yeah the gentlemanly things he does? Eh, anytime I've seen him, he's picked me up and dropped me home. If that wasn't gentlemanly enough, I make him drop me around the corner from my house 'cause my ma's nosey, so he then follows me in his car to make sure I get from the corner to my house safely.

When he pointed out a fox, I was delighted 'cause I'd never seen one in real life before (yes, really) so he then made sure to point out every single one he saw after that.

When he forgets to text back, I get an apology every time.

SO yup, total gent. Hope it embarrasses him hearing this as much as it embarrassed me saying it, I'm never normally nice when talking about people. :pac:

Please Kill Me

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I've never been lying in a ditch drunk. I cant imagine it being very nice

Happened to me a couple of times. The one that comes to mind quickest was at the Guns N Roses gig in Slane (May 1991), I was in a serious mess that day! LOL

Cupcake_Crisis

LyndaMcL wrote: »

The reverse psychology worked, Marty said I can tell ya as long as I don't embarrass him too much. :pac:

Eh, yeah the gentlemanly things he does? Eh, anytime I've seen him, he's picked me up and dropped me home. If that wasn't gentlemanly enough, I make him drop me around the corner from my house 'cause my ma's nosey, so he then follows me in his car to make sure I get from the corner to my house safely.

When he pointed out a fox, I was delighted 'cause I'd never seen one in real life before (yes, really) so he then made sure to point out every single one he saw after that.

When he forgets to text back, I get an apology every time.

SO yup, total gent. Hope it embarrasses him hearing this as much as it embarrassed me saying it, I'm never normally nice when talking about people. :pac:

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP. :mad:

Cupcake_Crisis

LyndaMcL wrote: »

SHUT THE FUCK UP. :mad:

NEVER!!!!! :mad:

My niece is throwing a beast of a tantrum, so i escaped to my room. Just as im settling down with a episode of Family guy..... something catches my eye on the wall...... A spider so fucking big it was wielding knives :mad::mad:

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

NEVER!!!!! :mad:

Please do, I'm embarrassed!! :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

My niece is throwing a beast of a tantrum, so i escaped to my room. Just as im settling down with a episode of Family guy..... something catches my eye on the wall...... A spider so fucking big it was wielding knives :mad::mad:

Oh sweet baby jesus, kill it. ugh ugh ugh. I'm freaking even thinking about that. :pac: Get someone to kill it for you.

Cupcake_Crisis

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Please do, I'm embarrassed!! :pac:



Oh sweet baby jesus, kill it. ugh ugh ugh. I'm freaking even thinking about that. :pac: Get someone to kill it for you.

I legged it out of the room. I wont go back in till it's fumigated. It might be quicker to just burn the house to the ground.

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I legged it out of the room. I wont go back in till it's fumigated. It might be quicker to just burn the house to the ground.

Grab some petrol (or vodka if petrol isn't readily available), douse the most flammable house parts, throw match, run.

Job done. :cool:

Cupcake_Crisis

It was so big i reckon it'd survive the fire and i'll just have angered it.

Please Kill Me

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

It was so big i reckon it'd survive the fire and i'll just have angered it.

LMFAO!!!! :pac: :pac:

Angron

There's only one solution...

Just Like Heaven

So hungover We were playing shot jenga last night before we went out. I remember leaving the house at about ten cause I fell off a wall, then I woke up in my friend's house at three this afternoon

Rich11

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

So hungover We were playing shot jenga last night before we went out. I remember leaving the house at about ten cause I fell off a wall, then I woke up in my friend's house at three this afternoon

Could b worse got home at 4 last night. Went into work at 10.... Still twisted.... Nothin said :-P
supposed to be finishd 4 n headin to my tattooist to look at designs n stuff but someone called in sick:-(.....so wont b home till like 12. On my half hour break now before busy....... Im never ever ever drinking again..... Ever;-)

Esoteric_

Well, I got home at around 5am, after a jug of JD and Diet Coke, 10 pints of beer, 3 pints of cider (EWWW), several shots and a few vodkas.

I slept like a baby and my hangover is completely gone.

Also, I got put on medication for vertigo which I started yesterday. So far today, no dizziness or falling over. HELL YES.