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Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:31am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Marty either of the 2.5 ones should do it.

Jones sodas are great, but if they beat sex then you've been doing it wrong... :pac:

They don't even beat masturbation ffs.

Star Lord · 07-01-2013 2:32am

LyndaMcL wrote: »

They don't even beat masturbation ffs.

You don't like them, therefore your opinion is null and void. :pac:

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:32am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Ya wouldn't. I've gone without for years before too. Ya cope. And when it's good, it's worth the wait!

I'm not gonna say the longest I've gone without but it hasn't been even close to as long as that. I probably wouldn't kill myself, but I'd end up forgetting about my morals and slutting myself out to anyone who'd have me. :pac:

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:33am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

You don't like them, therefore your opinion is null and void. :pac:

Ah here, I was trying to agree with you! Feck off so! Mods are being mean, wtf has this forum come to?

Star Lord · 07-01-2013 2:33am

LyndaMcL wrote: »

I'm not gonna say the longest I've gone without but it hasn't been even close to as long as that. I probably wouldn't kill myself, but I'd end up forgetting about my morals and slutting myself out to anyone who'd have me. :pac:

I'd considered that at one stage, tried it once. It wasn't fun. At all. Never again.

When you've a real spark and connection with the person, nothing even comes close.

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:35am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I'd considered that at one stage, tried it once. It wasn't fun. At all. Never again.

I've never considered it, never tried it, but eh, if I had to go 5 years without sex, I know full well I'd sleep with anyone after about 2 years. Then I'd hate myself.

Star Lord · 07-01-2013 2:36am

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Ah here, I was trying to agree with you! Feck off so! Mods are being mean, wtf has this forum come to?

*bops Lynda on the head with the banstick*
Back in line you.

(Respect my authoritah!)
:pac:

Marty McFly · 07-01-2013 2:36am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Marty either of the 2.5 ones should do it.

Jones sodas are great, but if they beat sex then you've been doing it wrong... :pac:

Thanks Damo much appreciated

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5 years fook me id have a left arm like this

Star Lord · 07-01-2013 2:38am

*Note to self, never shake Martys left hand, only right*

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:39am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

*Note to self, never shake Martys left hand, only right*

His left hand IS quite strong tbh.

Must be a while since he got laid. :pac:

I should be made a mod. I'd keep Damo in line. :mad:

Star Lord · 07-01-2013 2:44am

*Lynda banned for ten years for back seat modding*

:pac:

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:47am

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

*Lynda banned for ten years for back seat modding*

:pac:

I know what back seat modding is and I didn't do it! Stop being abusive!

God, I'm tempted to link you lot to the forums I mod so that you join and I can ban you all. At least over there I don't need a legit reason, I can just ban willy nilly. :pac:

Lyssa · 07-01-2013 2:49am

LyndaMcL wrote: »

I know what back seat modding is and I didn't do it! Stop being abusive!

God, I'm tempted to link you lot to the forums I mod so that you join and I can ban you all. At least over there I don't need a legit reason, I can just ban willy nilly. :pac:

G'wan Lynda... we'll be good... promise!

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 2:54am

Mylina wrote: »

G'wan Lynda... we'll be good... promise!

Hmm. The site is made for people who listen to rock music, though.

Here's a link to one of the forums on it that I mod -

http://vampirefreaks.com/forum/cat.php?c=20

and here's a link to my profile: http://vampirefreaks.com/HitlersMoustache

I know the name of the site is terrible, but the site itself isn't too bad.

McChubbin · 07-01-2013 3:07am

Feh, you get used to the dry spell after a while. My last relationship was pretty crappy and it put me off men for a while. Closest thing I have to a relationship these days is a platonic thing with a male friend who has a patological fear of women with borderline asexuality.
I often feel like I'm Amy Farrah Fowler to his Sheldon...:pac:
At the moment, I'm not really looking for a partner as I like to be independent and I've found in my life that the only person I can truely depend on is myself. I'm happy enough being single but I won't lie and say I don't feel lonely at times. Still, I'd rather be on my own than with someone who doesn't appreciate me or treats me like crap.
Even so, whilst I say I'm waiting for the right person, I've given myself a time limit- If I'm still single when I'm 35, I'm going to go down the "turkey baster" route. :P

Marty McFly · 07-01-2013 4:33am

Feckin holidays have me all messed up cant sleep at all not even a wink and im up for work in 2 and half hours hours its going to be a long long day :mad:.

Cupcake_Crisis · 07-01-2013 6:09am

It got weird in here last night..... Sex..... Soda.... Oooookkkk.

raze_them_all_ · 07-01-2013 7:25am

Years???? ****ing hell, I just went nearly 6 months which is the longest since I started having sex and I was seriously going insane. I do not see the point not having sex!

Edit: 6?? Eh no i had a woman then, 3 months!

Cupcake_Crisis · 07-01-2013 11:19am

I don't see why people get so worked up over dry spells. Obviously, we'd all like to be having sex all the time, and i get a bit grouchy if i hadn't got it in a while, but i wouldn't say id go insane or start whoring myself out.

binxeo · 07-01-2013 1:16pm

Great thing about being in a meaningful relationship, never need to worry about a dry spell again or dealing with one night stand guilt.

Please Kill Me · 07-01-2013 1:25pm

LyndaMcL wrote: »

God, I'm tempted to link you lot to the forums I mod so that you join and I can ban you all. At least over there I don't need a legit reason, I can just ban willy nilly. :pac:

Why? Who is he and what did he do??

:pac: :pac: :pac:

raze_them_all_ · 07-01-2013 3:33pm

binxeo wrote: »

Great thing about being in a meaningful relationship, never need to worry about a dry spell again or dealing with one night stand guilt.

one night stand guilt??? never had any guilt as I'm an adult and single to do whatever I want

Cupcake_Crisis · 07-01-2013 4:05pm

I was putting all the Christmas decorations back up in the attic and stumbled across this.... pow! Right in the childhood!!

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 4:07pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I was putting all the Christmas decorations back up in the attic and stumbled across this.... pow! Right in the childhood!!

ew ew ew ew. Fúcking hate that movie.

Falkor freaked me out as a kid. :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis · 07-01-2013 4:12pm

LyndaMcL wrote: »

ew ew ew ew. Fúcking hate that movie. Falkor freaked me out as a kid. :pac:

Im throwing a drink over you at the beers. NO ONE DISSES FALKOR!!

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 4:13pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Im throwing a drink over you at the beers. NO ONE DISSES FALKOR!!

HE SCARED ME! I used to call him 'Fúcker' when I was a kid 'cause I couldn't pronounce Falkor. :pac:

Nostalgia is awesome, though.

Cupcake_Crisis · 07-01-2013 4:17pm

The first movie is still one of my favourite movies ever. The other 2 not so much. Falkor is the most amazing thing ever. I loved him so much. I just want to give him a big squeeze.

Esoteric_ · 07-01-2013 4:18pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The first movie is still one of my favourite movies ever. The other 2 not so much. Falkor is the most amazing thing ever. I loved him so much. I just want to give him a big squeeze.

D'awwwwwwwwwwwww!

gregers85 · 07-01-2013 4:19pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The first movie is still one of my favourite movies ever. The other 2 not so much. Falkor is the most amazing thing ever. I loved him so much. I just want to give him a big squeeze.

Cupcake_Crisis · 07-01-2013 4:22pm

gregers85 wrote: »

He's just so bloody adorable! Some scientist needs to genetically engineer me a Falkor.

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