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CAO Offers - Harry Potter Banter!!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    AdamD wrote: »
    79 - Gryfgindor
    77 - Ravenclaw
    73 - Hufflepuff
    57 - Slytherin

    YEYYYY, now we have one of each! Hogwarts has officially begun.

    Anyone want to sing the school song with me?
    Hogwarts Hogwarts, Hoggy warty Hogwarts, teach us something please...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Wahey we have a Gryffindor!

    Hello little kitty cat, we're mortal enemies you and I :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    YEYYYY, now we have one of each! Hogwarts has officially begun.

    Anyone want to sing the school song with me?
    Hogwarts Hogwarts, Hoggy warty Hogwarts, teach us something please...

    Such shennanigans do not befit a Slytherin... -stalks off to create Horcruxes-


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Sarah? wrote: »
    Quick warning: Please don't post any spoilers from the last three books, haven't read them in years and even though I've read them several times I keep forgetting the storylines!! Just finished reading the fourth one for almost the twentieth time. :D

    This used to happen to me too. :p I've just finished rereading the Half Blood Prince though! Will be starting on the final one tomorrow - who cares about CAO when you're reading HP. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 Elle.


    70-Gryffindor
    70-Ravenclaw
    67-Hufflepuff
    63-Slytherin
    :cool: Didn't think I'd be so close in score with all the houses.

    Love this thread!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Oenone wrote: »
    Wahey we have a Gryffindor!

    Hello little kitty cat, we're mortal enemies you and I :pac:

    I agree with Hermione - we should all be trying for a bit of inter house unity now that we're living through such troubled times with the CAO. How immature, Draco.

    NOT. :P *Sectumsempra*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    Sarah? wrote: »
    Quick warning: Please don't post any spoilers :D


    Ginny turns out to be Malfoys bitch in the end.
    Also, Snape is Harrys father - he says it as he dies:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Elle. wrote: »
    70-Gryffindor
    70-Ravenclaw
    67-Hufflepuff
    63-Slytherin
    :cool: Didn't think I'd be so close in score with all the houses.

    Love this thread!!

    So, which one will it be? I'd choose Ravenclaw if I were you...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    This used to happen to me too. :p I've just finished rereading the Half Blood Prince though! Will be starting on the final one tomorrow - who cares about CAO when you're reading HP. :pac:
    Go to Fanfiction.net for some delicious HP stories - some are actually splendiferous. Like the Black Heir (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3762636/1/The_Black_Heir), and Inside My Mind (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6661694/1/Inside_My_Mind) :pac:

    (Both feature attractive Toms, gogogo)


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    LC2010HIS wrote: »
    Ginny turns out to be Malfoys bitch in the end.
    Also, Snape is Harrys father - he says it as he dies:eek:

    Harry..... I am your father.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    I agree with Hermione - we should all be trying for a bit of inter house unity now that we're living through such troubled times with the CAO. How immature, Draco.

    NOT. :P *Sectumsempra*

    PROTEGO!

    -Slytherin smirk-

    LEGILIMENS!


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Oenone wrote: »
    Go to Fanfiction.net for some delicious HP stories - some are actually splendiferous. Like the Black Heir (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3762636/1/The_Black_Heir), and Inside My Mind (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6661694/1/Inside_My_Mind) :pac:

    (Both feature attractive Toms, gogogo)


    Ahh, I used to love that site for Lord of the Rings stories! My friend and I even attempted to write one before. :P My brain is mush now, but I've favourited the stories for tomorrow. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Sarah?


    *Spoiler*
    None of the Weasleys were actually ginger...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    Ahh, I used to love that site for Lord of the Rings stories! My friend and I even attempted to write one before. :P My brain is mush now, but I've favourited the stories for tomorrow. :D

    It's so addictive :eek:

    The Black Heir also has a sequel, and *cough*, also contains Harry/Voldie action :eek:




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 Elle.


    Violafy wrote: »
    So, which one will it be? I'd choose Ravenclaw if I were you...

    Tough decision I must say but better be…GRYFFINDOR!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    SOOOO - Who's hottest out of these?:
    -Harry
    -Ron
    -Malfoy
    -Tom
    -Sirius
    -Cedric (say him and you'll get a slap from me ¬¬)
    -Fred/George
    -Seamus
    -Vernon Dursley


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Elle. wrote: »
    Tough decision I must say but better be…GRYFFINDOR!:D

    :eek:
    You'll be next, mudblood!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    SOOOO - Who's hottest out of these?:
    -Harry
    -Ron
    -Malfoy
    -Tom
    -Sirius
    -Cedric (say him and you'll get a slap from me ¬¬)
    -Fred/George
    -Seamus
    -Vernon Dursley

    TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM

    :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Oenone wrote: »
    It's so addictive :eek:

    The Black Heir also has a sequel, and *cough*, also contains Harry/Voldie action :eek:



    ROFL. Ok, I can't wait to read this. While we're on the topic of Harry's sexuality... This disturbed me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F85N5rUgkA0&feature=related


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Elle. wrote: »
    Tough decision I must say but better be…GRYFFINDOR!:D

    Boo!

    Slytherin > Gryffindor in Quidditch :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    ROFL. Ok, I can't wait to read this. While we're on the topic of Harry's sexuality... This disturbed me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F85N5rUgkA0&feature=related

    Ahahahah NOT RON ANYONE BUT RON!

    :eek::eek::eek:

    I always suspected that Dumbledore was grooming dearest Harry however -squinty eyes-


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Oenone wrote: »
    Boo!

    Slytherin > Gryffindor in Quidditch :cool:

    I don't think so!
    At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in... They got in on pure talent!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Sarah?


    Violafy wrote: »
    SOOOO - Who's hottest out of these?:
    -Harry
    -Ron
    -Malfoy
    -Tom
    -Sirius
    -Cedric (say him and you'll get a slap from me ¬¬)
    -Fred/George
    -Seamus
    -Vernon Dursley

    Is Tom not Malfoy?? :confused:

    Hm... Vernon, obvs, then Fred, George, Ron, Harry, Cedric, Seamus, Sirius, Tom.

    And where the eff is Neville?!?!:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Sarah? wrote: »
    Is Tom not Malfoy?? :confused:

    Hm... Vernon, obvs, then Fred, George, Ron, Harry, Cedric, Seamus, Sirius, Tom.

    And where the eff is Neville?!?!:p

    I meant Tom Riddle/Voldemort. :p

    NEVILLE? Fine, if you insist. I may as well put in Dumbledore while I'm at it! ¬¬


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    I don't think so!
    At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in... They got in on pure talent!

    Well I'd be surprised if you could afford half of the broom handle - we pureblooded Slytherins are rather hedonistic in our proclivities, it goes with our mansions :cool: Why not spread it around eh? At least we don't inflict Weasely jumpers on our relatives every Christmas... :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 Elle.


    Violafy wrote: »
    :eek:
    You'll be next, mudblood!

    You wish, not scared of you. :D

    Oenone wrote: »
    Boo!

    Slytherin > Gryffindor in Quidditch :cool:

    :eek: No waaaay Gryffindor always win, being down in the dungeons too long has made your brains rot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Elle. wrote: »
    You wish, not scared of you. :D




    :eek: No waaaay Gryffindor always win, being down in the dungeons too long has made your brains rot.

    I think someone needs a Voldemort hug <3


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Violafy


    Oenone wrote: »
    I think someone needs a Voldemort hug <3

    I wouldn't shy away from a Voldemort hug like Draco did. Especially if he still resembled Tom Riddle. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Oenone


    Violafy wrote: »
    I wouldn't shy away from a Voldemort hug like Draco did. Especially if he still resembled Tom Riddle. ;)

    I wouldn't move.

    Then he'd whisper something seductive in Parseltongue :eek:

    I mean, come on, there has to be some kind of subtext in the Chamber of Secrets. Harry goes down a long dark tunnel, where he meets Tom's giant snake, in the secret chamber... :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 Elle.


    Oenone wrote: »
    I think someone needs a Voldemort hug <3


    I am a brave gryffindor, *hug* :eek:


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