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Fat girl in a bar

Speedway · 2011-08-23 12:41:39

I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said. "Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice."

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23-08-2011 1:41pm

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Speedway

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I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night.

"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.

"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.

"Salad tastes nice."

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#2 24-08-2011 11:40am
Yawlboy

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How do you get a fat bird into bed?

"Piece of cake"

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#3 24-08-2011 3:41pm
JohnnyBananas

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Politically correct ways of describing overweight people, as per Billy Connolly.

1. Retaining Water
(Retaining f*cking Mars bars, more like it)

2. A Slow Metabolism
(and a fast f*cking appetite)

3. Big Boned
(yeah, her arse bone is a hell of a size)

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