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When should your partner put out ?

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  • 24-08-2011 1:53pm
    #1
    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭


    This came up in work today so decided to see what you all think

    Relationship starts on the 1st date lets say. When should your (not going to be sexist about this) partner be a good partner and put out ?

    When should your new partner put out ? 126 votes

    First Date baby !
    0% 0 votes
    Second Date or bye bye !
    17% 22 votes
    The generally accepted Third Date
    8% 11 votes
    One Month
    42% 53 votes
    Two Months
    16% 21 votes
    Three Months
    7% 10 votes
    Six Months !!!
    2% 3 votes
    Never. I am a virgin and wish to remain as one.
    4% 6 votes
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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,487 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    When she's passed out


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    #3
    DjFlin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭DjFlin


    Once your married.


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    #4
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Bank holidays and holy days of obligation .


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    #5
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    there shouldn't be any 'shoulds' in life!

    whenever is right for both of you.


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    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    stupidusername wrote: »
    there shouldn't be any 'shoulds' in life!

    whenever is right for both of you.

    +1 on that. Too many set rules does'nt help anything.


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    #7
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    When she sees something in front of her she actually wants to fuck.


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    #8
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    This is weird. Everyone is going to be totally different.


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    #9
    token56
    Registered Users Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭token56


    I read this as "When should your partner pull out" expected something completely different


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    #10
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Whatever day the bins are collected, she should put the rubbish out then.


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    #11
    blodvyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭blodvyn


    when she says so, nothing will ever change that unless you've got an abundance of rohipnol (sp)


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    #12
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    i'm getting irritated by the amount of american things irish people are adopting, for example this 3rd date rule that seems to have magically made it's way into our collective knowledge, where did this 'generally accepted' idea come from? American tv shows, that's where. try being original.


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    #13
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Duct Tape and Handcuffs ftw!


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    #14
    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    stupidusername wrote: »
    ............try being original.


    If you're thinking what I'm thinking then we're going to jail !


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    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    When I'm horny.


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    funloving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    do people still think there is a set time for this? OMG!!!!!


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    #17
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    If they have just missed and it's a tap in,
    your playing partner can putt out...wait wrong forum :o


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    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    I expect serious sexual activity after the first meal, its goes something like - meet - greet - eat - fúck


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    #19
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    I expect serious sexual activity after the first meal, its goes something like - meet - greet - eat - fúck

    I'm an old fashioned guy myself, i never buy a girl dinner until we have had sex three or four times.


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    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I don't know, how long does it take the get the old Bord na Mona Firepack going - about 20 minutes or so?


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    #21
    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I read a book about this once; 'Eats, shoots and leaves' it was called, It went a bit off, topic at one stage when the writer started sh*ting on about; punctuation


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Feeona wrote: »
    I read a book about this once; 'Eats, shoots and leaves' it was called

    Isn't that about Koalas?


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    #23
    Voodoo_rasher
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Voodoo_rasher


    MugMugs wrote: »
    This came up in work today so decided to see what you all think

    Relationship starts on the 1st date lets say. When should your (not going to be sexist about this) partner be a good partner and put out ?

    can you phrase that in another way; what do you mean by 'put out'? thanks


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    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    stupidusername wrote: »
    i'm getting irritated by the amount of american things irish people are adopting, for example this 3rd date rule that seems to have magically made it's way into our collective knowledge, where did this 'generally accepted' idea come from? American tv shows, that's where. try being original.

    It's actually from a book called "The Rules." The woman who wrote it is the most bitter, sour faced bitch I ever did see.

    Sex is scary so I put it off for as long as I think I can get away with. I don't mind how long it takes.


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    #25
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Whenever they want?
    People who obey social custom about when they "should" do something kinda depress me... We live in a free society, be happy and don't let anyone tell you what to do.


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    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    When I'm actually present.........


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    #27
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I wouldn't have any respect for a woman who put out on the first date. Wouldn't stop me giving her one though. Just not marriage material.


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    #28
    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Voodoo_rasher wrote: »
    can you phrase that in another way; what do you mean by 'put out'? thanks


    Roide?

    Lash ourofit

    Bang

    Get jiggy with

    To part take in the act of luuurve making


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    #29
    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I voted never. I would've voted 2nd date, but I didn't like your phrasing. I'd have to be very sour to say bye bye because I didn't get what I wanted on the 2nd date.

    I took never to be the atari jaguar of this poll


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    #30
    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    smash wrote: »
    Isn't that about Koalas?

    No, but now that you remind me there was a section about pandas alright!


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    #31
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I read the title and instantly becam furious because for some reason I thought it had been written by some asshole male, thinking he was entitled to a blowjob because his wife/girlfriend was on her period and thus wouldn't fück him, and was looking for like minded assholes to agree with him.


    Clearly I was wrong but whatever


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