Things You Can't Do That Seemingly Everybody Else Can.

poisonated

Drive!

NegativeCreep

I can't get drunk without telling my life story to every single stranger I meet.
I can't fall asleep without listening to music.
Can't add 2 digit numbers in my head either cause I'm thick

littleteapot

I can't:

• click my fingers
• use a knife and fork in the correct hands
• raise my right arm over my head
• bend over and touch my toes
• sleep if there's any light or noise in the room
• sleep on airplanes no matter how long the flight is
• sleep in the same bed as another person
• fall asleep quickly
• wake up early
• see the 3D in movies
• drive under the speed limit
• eat a healthy, balanced diet
• cook
• read classics
• enjoy going to nightclubs
• get drunk 2 nights in a row
• swim

I fail at life

phasers

I can't wrap my head around any card game more difficult than snap. Even going back to the pokemon trading card game. How the fcuk did you play that?

NegativeCreep

littleteapot wrote: »

I can't:

• click my fingers
• use a knife and fork in the correct hands
  
• raise my right arm over my head
• bend over and touch my toes
• sleep if there's any light or noise in the room
• sleep on airplanes no matter how long the flight is
• sleep in the same bed as another person
• fall asleep quickly
• wake up early
• see the 3D in movies
• drive under the speed limit
• eat a healthy, balanced diet
• cook
• read classics
• enjoy going to nightclubs
• get drunk 2 nights in a row
• swim

I fail at life

Why not?

littleteapot

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Why not?

my shoulder is fecked. Can do the left one no bother.

blacklilly

I can't help being so cool

noveltea

I can't wink or do tumbles forward and backwards. I can't spell either.

nocoverart

I can't get women to show an interest in me

I can never bleedin' find a holiday like some I know, who tell me, very smugly, they booked a week in Spain/Canaries/Portugul for week, all inclusive, everything for fecking free, for 50 euro.

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

zcorpian88

Can't watch football, bores the f**k out of me.
Can't watch X-Factor, just makes me cringe.
Can't whistle using my fingers, hate this as my Dad and my Uncle tease me often when I try to do it and fail miserably!
Can't pull on a night out, I'm better when I'm sober. Managed it drunk once, couldn't believe it!
Can't chug a pint or even half a pint... even if I wanted to, a lot of people take pride in it in this country, I can't do it ill just gag and puke like in that film "I Love You Man" It looks unattractive and disgusting.
Can't sleep on a plane, not able to get comfortable, I dread the day I get a flight longer than 4 hours.
Can't play pool good drunk, everyone I know can!

whirlpool

I can't blow bubbles with bubble gum. This was very annoying as a kid.

Napper Hawkins

Social tradition.

Care about sporting events.

Sleep when I'm supposed to.

Kneel during one of the ultra rare occasions I find myself in a church.

mikemac1

Tan

A hint of sunshine and it's instant freckles and farmers suntan, the lobster look

Curse my pale Irish skin