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An Atheist and a little girl........

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  • 26-08-2011 6:39pm
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    Freddie59
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    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
    Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
    Why do you suppose that is?"

    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know $hit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.


    Whether you're a believer or non-believer........it is funny!:)
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    aaronjumper
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    I like it. But after hours can be a tough crowd.
    Just dont look anyone in the eye.


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    RichieC
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    sh*te.


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    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Freddie59 wrote: »
    ...it is funny!:)

    No, not really.

    Also, an atheist's position is effectively "I don't know shit, and neither do you".

    he smiled smugly


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    Freddie59
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,679 ✭✭✭Freddie59


    Zillah wrote: »
    No, not really.

    Also, an atheist's position is effectively "I don't know shit, and neither do you".


    meeeeeooowww!!!


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    Chuck Stone
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    What?

    You've started on the sauce early young man.


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    Mickeroo
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    A Jehova Witness was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
    Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the Jehova Witness. "How about why there is a God and a Heaven or Hell and life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
    Why do you suppose that is?"

    The Jehova Winess, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a God, or a Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know $hit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.


    Whether you're a believer or non-believer........it is funny!:)

    Yeah it's hilarious, I also fixed it so it's actually realistic now too :pac:


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    flutterflye
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    That wasn't funny.


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    westendgirlie
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    Mickeroo, you missed a bit :p


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    GLaDOS
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    That joke is recycled so many times, making fun of someone else.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    wild_cat
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    If this is your attempt at anti - atheist comedy your going to have to raise your game a bit......


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    aaronjumper
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    Tried to warn you Freddie. . .


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    #13
    B_Fanatic
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    I heard this years ago only it said politician and bank crisis. Someone fixed this up to perform a minute troll.


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    El Weirdo
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    I suppose it's better than threads about priests and little boys.


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    dvpower
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    This joke is all over the place. I've seen it where the subject is global warming or nuclear power.

    It not really a joke per se - just a vehicle to air a predujice. Nice one freddie


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    Sergeant
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    And so begins the battle to end all battles; the final confrontation between the obnoxious atheists and the non-questioning religious types.

    Tedious.


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    CiaranMT
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    Not funny.


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    RichieC
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    what's even shi*ter about the joke is you could easy make the man a theist and the joke would be exactly the same.


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    Yahew
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    Sergeant wrote: »
    And so begins the battle to end all battles; the final confrontation between the obnoxious atheists and the non-questioning religious types.

    Tedious.

    Yes, and they have their own damn forums for this kinda thing.


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    Craebear
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA


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    Scuid Mhór
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    disappointing


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    #22
    Freddie59
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    Sheeesshh lads - it's Friday. Get a grip!!:D


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    Chuck Stone
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    Get a grip!!

    Of what?


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    wild_cat
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    Lets see how the atheist crowd do comedy about religion eh....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYW2xXxFVtU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSc8-LGMdU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxsGyljd6B0


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    aaronjumper
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Of what?

    My cock. . .roach problem, do you know any Pest control companys?


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    Ghost Buster
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    wild_cat wrote: »
    Lets see how some atheists do comedy about religion eh....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYW2xXxFVtU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSc8-LGMdU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxsGyljd6B0

    FYP


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    Laisurg
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    The joke fails a bit to be honest since there's just as much proof that unicorns exist as there is that god exists. :pac:


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    Bullseye1
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    It's not fun being the butt of a joke.


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    fontanalis
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    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    That joke is recycled so many times, making fun of someone else.

    It really takes the biscuit form behind when used by people who believe in a virgin birth, and a three personed carpenter amongst other things


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    Mickeroo
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    Sheeesshh lads - it's Friday. Get a grip!!:D

    Yea yea, if I came across a joke like that where a christian was the butt of the joke the only reason I'd post it on a forum like this is to rile up the christians, especially considering it's not ver funny. So don't act like you're not glad. :rolleyes:


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    #31
    Freddie59
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,679 ✭✭✭Freddie59


    Laisurg wrote: »
    The joke fails a bit to be honest since there's just as much proof that unicorns exist as there is that god exists. :pac:

    For feck's sake. Are ye REALLY this touchy and paranoid??:confused::D


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