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An Atheist and a little girl........

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    #32
    Freddie59
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,679 ✭✭✭Freddie59


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    Yea yea, if I came across a joke like that where a christian was the butt of the joke the only reason I'd post it on a forum like this is to rile up the christians, especially considering it's not ver funny. So don't act like you're not glad. :rolleyes:
    :rolleyes:


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    #33
    c_man
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    Next day the atheist was named as a paedo by tabloids.


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    #34
    Chuck Stone
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    http://rlv.zcache.com/son_i_am_disappoint_sticker-p217717094514513567t51b_210.jpg


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    #35
    westendgirlie
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    Am I in the religion forum now?


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    #36
    GLaDOS
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    c_man wrote: »
    Next day the atheist was named as a paedo by tabloids.
    Oddly enough, first time I heard the joke it was a beautiful woman (presumably of consenting age) instead of a 12 year old.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #37
    Mickeroo
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    I apologise for the above comment, it's clear now the thread was purely an innocent by product of your lousy sense of humour :)


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    #38
    Yahew
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    Jesus the modern atheist is a touchy soul. Lots of jokes about Christians, and fair enough, but a mild joke about an atheist and they are crying into their tofu.

    Grow some balls atheists. You dish it out. Learn to take it.


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    #39
    Laisurg
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Laisurg


    Freddie59 wrote: »
    For feck's sake. Are ye REALLY this touchy and paranoid??:confused::D

    I just said the joke wasn't very good :D Not sure how that makes me paranoid though :o


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    #40
    Dangerous Man
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    A Jehovah's witness was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
    Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "No."

    QUOTE=Mickeroo;74047239]Yeah it's hilarious, I also fixed it so it's actually realistic now too :pac:

    Now it's realistic.


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    #41
    ed2hands
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
    Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
    Why do you suppose that is?"

    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know $hit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.


    Whether you're a believer or non-believer........it is funny!:)

    Ahaha:pac:

    Brilliant. Nice one Freddie59.

    Nice to see some of the athiests on here get some of what they love to dish out.


    "Oh, that's not funny at all:mad:"

    :pac:


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    #42
    ejmaztec
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    Yahew wrote: »
    Jesus the modern atheist is a touchy soul. Lots of jokes about Christians, and fair enough, but a mild joke about an atheist and they are crying into their tofu.

    Grow some balls atheists. You dish it out. Learn to take it.

    Adding fuel to the fire there.:eek:


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    #43
    CiaranMT
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    Yahew wrote: »
    Jesus the modern atheist is a touchy soul. Lots of jokes about Christians, and fair enough, but a mild joke about an atheist and they are crying into their tofu.

    Grow some balls atheists. You dish it out. Learn to take it.

    Yeah, religious socking it to us big bad atheists with a terribly unfunny joke which has been rehashed in various forms and situations before... Ya got us there lads! Hands down.








    :pac:


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    #44
    CiaranMT
    Registered Users Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    BTW, tofu is rotten :P


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    #45
    Mickeroo
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    ed2hands wrote: »
    Ahaha:pac:

    Brilliant. Nice one Freddie59.

    Nice to see some of the athiests on here get some of what they love to dish out.


    "Oh, that's not funny at all:mad:"

    :pac:

    When's the last time someone started a thread specifically to make fun of christians? Frankly I'd be disgusted if they did.


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    #46
    Herb Powell
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    To be fair, the girl is an annoying, smartass, ****ing idiot-her question had nothing to do with religion


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    #47
    tallaghtmick
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    Jaysus lads relax its a joke,if the joke was posted like mickeroo's there would be so many thanks and "brilliant joke" "I lol'd" and so forth.


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    #48
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,052 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    How do you wind up an atheist?
    Very easily if this thread's anything to go by.


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    #49
    The Scientician
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    I have a joke.
    Believer outwits atheist with some irrelevant rhetorical device. Atheist "well you still believe in stupid made up unprovable bullshít that somebody pulled out of their hairy arse a few thousand years ago."


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    #50
    c_man
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    How do you wind up an atheist?

    Put police tape around his house.


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    #51
    Temptamperu
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    Its quite simple really all the animals have different digestive systems therefore produce different shíts.
    Any atheist should be able to tell you that :pac:


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    #52
    Yahew
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    CiaranMT wrote: »
    Yeah, religious socking it to us big bad atheists with a terribly unfunny joke which has been rehashed in various forms and situations before... Ya got us there lads! Hands down.








    :pac:

    Still upset, lads. get over it. Let the thread die.


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    #53
    Mickeroo
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    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    Jaysus lads relax its a joke,if the joke was posted like mickeroo's there would be so many thanks and "brilliant joke" "I lol'd" and so forth.

    Aye you're right.


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    #54
    ejmaztec
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    The Scientician wrote: »
    I have a joke.
    Believer outwits atheist with some irrelevant rhetorical device. Atheist "well you still believe in stupid made up unprovable bullshít that somebody pulled out of their hairy arse a few thousand years ago."

    How did he know there was a hairy arse involved?


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    #55
    Mickeroo
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    How did he know there was a hairy arse involved?
    no body waxing 1000 years ago


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    #56
    tallaghtmick
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    I dont believe in religion and I found it funny,I also laughed at mickeroos version WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #57
    biko
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    Freddie59 wrote: »
    A priest was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and ...
    lolololol


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    #58
    strobe
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    tallaghtmick wrote: »
    WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvks0qVQLBE


    Awwww...


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    #59
    SV
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    I've got one for ya


    An atheist and a catholic walk into a bar, I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.


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    #60
    ejmaztec
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    Mickeroo wrote: »
    no body waxing 1000 years ago
    There was


    :p


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    #61
    Mickeroo
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    There was


    :p
    Blast! Foiled again!!

    :pac:


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