Worst Holiday Destination Ever

El Guapo! · 13-01-2012 11:40pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Few years ago in Ayia Napa. Swallowed fish bones on the first night and spent the next few days in bed thinking that I had a throat infection. Then, when I went to the doc he thought it'd be a good idea to pull the bones out with a set of pliers. Only started to feel better on the last night, and our flight home was at 6 the next morning.

Ouch!
You're coddin me?! Definitely wasn't the Plaice for that to happen. I'd say you were gutted.

Sunnyisland · 13-01-2012 11:41pm

Went to Blackpool in the early eighties, Stayed in a b&b, You wouldn't swing a cat in it, If you had a cat. We had to put 50 pence coins in the tv, It rained for the whole week,You could here the whole house and what it was up to, The beer was like the rain water, The tide was out forever, The blackpool tower was closed, The only thing I came back with was a Large tattoo of a witch's head which I still have

:)

Tiesto · 13-01-2012 11:42pm

Dean09 wrote: »

Ouch!
You're coddin me?! Definitely wasn't the Plaice for that to happen. I'd say you were gutted.

LOL!
10/10

Sunnyisland · 13-01-2012 11:42pm

Dean09 wrote: »

Ouch!
You're coddin me?! Definitely wasn't the Plaice for that to happen. I'd say you were gutted.

Lucky he wasent battered

John Doe1 · 13-01-2012 11:46pm

realies wrote: »

Lucky he wasent battered

*Slow Clap*

That joke was complete Salmon

My name is URL · 13-01-2012 11:49pm

Dean09 wrote: »

Ouch!
You're coddin me?! Definitely wasn't the Plaice for that to happen. I'd say you were gutted.

That's some top notch creative whiting.. you're a dab hand at it. Let minnow if you have any more.

hiscan · 13-01-2012 11:51pm

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

John Doe1 · 13-01-2012 11:52pm

hiscan wrote: »

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

Could you elaborate?:)

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-01-2012 11:54pm

Keycamp Holiday park in Normandy northern France. First up was a 16 hour ferry trip on some atrocious piece of scrap that was hardly sea worthy. When we got there they gave us a fcuking tent to stay in for the first 3 nights as the mobile home we reserved was given away to another family. We stayed for 2 weeks and it rained everyday, there was nothing to do, the drives were boring, just miles of countryside that's very similar to here. My brother and I went to play football with the other camper's kids but were told to piss off and called Fenian b@stards by a group of Scottish kids.
Not a good experience at all.:(

hiscan · 14-01-2012 12:06am

hiscan wrote: »

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

John Doe1 wrote: »

Could you elaborate?:)

SafeSurfer · 14-01-2012 12:14am

Worst holiday ever?

It rained boo hoo.

The food was crap boo hoo.

It was overpriced boo hoo.

The roads were bumpy boo hoo.

Try being shot at for 9 months in Afghanistan, burying the **** youve just taken in sand thats hot and hard as concrete. Makes Spanish Point seem like Mecca.

John Doe1 · 14-01-2012 12:16am

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Worst holiday ever?

It rained boo hoo.

The food was crap boo hoo.

It was overpriced boo hoo.

The roads were bumpy boo hoo.

Try being shot at for 9 months in Afghanistan, burying the **** youve just taken in sand thats hot and hard as concrete. Makes Spanish Point seem like Mecca.

Do you mean Shi'ite?

Crann na Beatha · 14-01-2012 12:18am

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Immaculate Pasta · 14-01-2012 12:26am

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Worst holiday ever?

It rained boo hoo.

The food was crap boo hoo.

It was overpriced boo hoo.

The roads were bumpy boo hoo.

Try being shot at for 9 months in Afghanistan, burying the **** youve just taken in sand thats hot and hard as concrete. Makes Spanish Point seem like Mecca.

Why on earth would you go on holiday to Afghanistan for 9 months? Didn't you know there was a war going on?

SafeSurfer · 14-01-2012 12:29am

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Why on earth would you go on holiday to Afghanistan for 9 months? Didn't you know there was a war going on?

Fecking exotic destination gap year oneupmanship.

Kevin Duffy · 14-01-2012 12:36am

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Worst holiday ever?

It rained boo hoo.

The food was crap boo hoo.

It was overpriced boo hoo.

The roads were bumpy boo hoo.

Try being shot at for 9 months in Afghanistan, burying the **** youve just taken in sand thats hot and hard as concrete. Makes Spanish Point seem like Mecca.

"You're out of order I'm out of order the whole freakin' system is out of order, you want the truth you want the truth you can't handle the truth because when you reach over into a pile a goo that used to be your best friends face you'll know what to do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_98fDQM0sAo

Please Kill Me · 14-01-2012 12:41am

Worst holiday ever? The Canaries! What a sh!thole. :mad: Dirty kip!

0066ad · 14-01-2012 12:45am

Sunshine house, balbriggan

guppy · 14-01-2012 12:49am

Veles wrote: »

Benalmadena

Was there last year for a few days, pretty crap place all right, but the company was great so had a great time anyway. I've never had a really awful holiday that I couldn't wait to come home from, so far........

senorwipesalot · 14-01-2012 12:50am

John Doe1 wrote: »

My parents took us to Mayo one year in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere but we had to stay there for 2 weeks.:(

Was there freaks stalking ye in the woods with one tooth and Endas face carrying shotguns?

sgb · 14-01-2012 12:51am

0066ad wrote: »

Sunshine house, balbriggan

At least you had the preist's to keep you company at bed time

ToddyDoody · 14-01-2012 1:15am

I suppose it'd have to be the one when i got raped

woodoo · 14-01-2012 1:16am

John Doe1 wrote: »

Ha you can say it, bundoran is a ****hole and most of the west is filled with inbred simpletons:)

Hold on the ulster scots up your way are totally inbred

davet82 · 22-05-2012 12:13pm

mine was goin away to spain for a week with my GF at the time and breaking up with her on the first night, longest week ever! it was like pulling teeth :pac:

anybody got any funny or shocking disaster holiday stories to share?

Please Kill Me · 22-05-2012 12:15pm

Went to the Canaries a few years back with our next door neighbours. Booooorrrrrrrringgg!!! All they wanted to do was lie around the pool all day, every day! We wanted to go do stuff and they couldn't be arsed. So we just left them to it and did our own thing.

Fromthetrees · 22-05-2012 12:16pm

A caravan holiday on some island, we forgot the travel scrabble and the normal scrabble. :rolleyes:
Bad times.

kfallon · 22-05-2012 12:17pm

Courtown when I was about 6! Rained for about 4 days solid and then the folks decided to just head back home! Never been back there since and prob never will either!

smash · 22-05-2012 12:17pm

davet82 wrote: »

anybody got any funny or shocking disaster holiday stories to share?

Maiden voyage of the worlds most luxurious boat. It didn't end well.

Fizman · 22-05-2012 12:18pm

davet82 wrote: »

mine was goin away to spain for a week with my GF at the time and breaking up with her on the first night, longest week ever! it was like pulling teeth :pac:

anybody got any funny or shocking disaster holiday stories to share?

Were ye both on the pull for the rest of the week? Sounds like a mad holiday!

FatherLen · 22-05-2012 12:18pm

i was trying to think of a holiday i didn't enjoy but there is none. i always love my holidays.

mandrake04 · 22-05-2012 12:19pm

went to India, got the sh!ts for 2 weeks plus the locals are a bunch of cnuts.

Sad thing is my work sent me there to train some people about a year later, more toilet fun. Never again.

India is the diarrhea capital of the world, its one huge toilet.

BraziliaNZ · 22-05-2012 12:19pm

Stag weekend in Galway when mephedrone was legal, coming home was the worst I've ever felt in my life

Corruptedmorals · 22-05-2012 12:20pm

Yes last year, Vegas la and new York. I never made it beyond Vegas as I got ill and spent a lot of time in bed before going to the hospital. Flew home last minute flight, nightmare as I couldn't handle it. I spent one day shopping in Vegas and sightseeing which was great. The other days were spent in hysterical fear as I had never felt that bad, knew I needed to go hospital and so far from home. I also lost two of the three friends I went with as they were deliberately unhelpful and uncaring. The hospital had several prostitutes in a and e, my friends left me alone there. Very surreal.

juan.kerr · 22-05-2012 12:20pm

Fizman wrote: »

Were ye both on the pull for the rest of the week? Sounds like a mad holiday!

while sharing the same room...

old hippy · 22-05-2012 12:21pm

mandrake04 wrote: »

went to India, got the sh!ts for 2 weeks plus the locals are a bunch of cnuts.

Sad thing is my work sent me there to train some people about a year later, more toilet fun. Never again.

India is the diarrhea capital of the world, its one huge toilet.

Nice to see travel broadened your horizons.

davet82 · 22-05-2012 12:21pm

Fizman wrote: »

Were ye both on the pull for the rest of the week? Sounds like a mad holiday!

jesus christ... just thinking about it i have a headache... she just moaned and moaned at me, was a longtime ago now, i met up with a few lads and went out on the pizz every night, she just sat around moaning in the sun all day and went to bed early and then moaned some more in the morning, thing is she didnt want to be with me either, i think we only stayed together for the sake of the holiday but she couldnt handle that fact i didnt give a flyin fcuk either :pac:

Ghandee · 22-05-2012 12:21pm

Weeks bed and board in mount joy wasn't that nice to be honest.

Sharing a cell with big gay Mal, he literally was a pain in me hole!

old hippy · 22-05-2012 12:22pm

Ghandee wrote: »

Weeks bed and board in mount joy wasn't that nice to be honest.

Sharing a cell with big gay Mal, it literally was a pain in me hole!

Was Mal actually gay or was he just the alpha male?

davet82 · 22-05-2012 12:26pm

mine thread was worst thing that happened you on holiday not worst holiday destination thats aload of bollix, wheres me thread gone

danslevent · 22-05-2012 12:29pm

davet82 wrote: »

mine thread was worst thing that happened you on holiday not worst holiday destination thats aload of bollix, wheres me thread gone

I know, I was enjoying it

davet82 · 22-05-2012 12:30pm

i dont care if the hotel was shíte, i just wanted to know did you fall over the balcony and crack your skull ect ect

boooooooooo!!!

old hippy · 22-05-2012 12:32pm

davet82 wrote: »

mine thread was worst thing that happened you on holiday not worst holiday destination thats aload of bollix, wheres me thread gone

Eaten by racist and homophobic trolls, apparently.

The worst thing on hol?

Food poisoned in Taiwan
Choked on chicken in Louisiana
Bitten by a duck in Wiltshire
Nearly drowned in Okinawa
Caught in earthquake in Chiba
Food poisoned in Menorca
Bitten by something nasty in Hawaii

youcancallmeal · 22-05-2012 12:34pm

Most of Vietnam

biko · 22-05-2012 12:42pm

davet82 wrote: »

mine thread was worst thing that happened you on holiday not worst holiday destination thats aload of bollix, wheres me thread gone

The title of the thread was "worst holiday you have been on?" which to me is the same as "Worst Holiday Destination Ever".
Since destination and what happened there are intrically linked I merged them
If you like you can PM me about this.

fishy fishy · 22-05-2012 12:42pm

later12 wrote: »

Serious question: if you were a girl alone at night in Dublin would you feel safer walking by a group of Muslim men at night time or a group of Dublin knackers?

Sorry for the generalisation, Dublin knackers, but if I had the choice of leaving my sisters in the company of either strangers I'd pick the Muslim men each time. While I strongly disagree with Islamic teaching in many respects, I generally find myself more likely to trust them than your garden variety Dubliner on the street.

what a stupid comparison. If you are going to have the girl walk with knackers, have the choice of dublin knackers or muslin knackers. At least keep it fair.

old hippy · 22-05-2012 12:45pm

fishy fishy wrote: »

what a stupid comparison. If you are going to have the girl walk with knackers, have the choice of dublin knackers or muslin knackers. At least keep it fair.

What are muslin knackers? Do they dress entirely in white cloth?

biko · 22-05-2012 12:49pm

Can we leave the Dubs and Muslim discussion out of this please.
Back to crazy **** that happened to you on your worst holiday

Cantona's Collars · 22-05-2012 12:50pm

old hippy wrote: »

Nice to see travel broadened your horizons.

Broadened his arse more like:pac:

My worst was Turkey,stuck on the jacks for 3 days due to a mixture of bad food & beer.The most annoying locals constantly trying to sell me rubbish.I have no intention of going there again.

Playa de Ingles on Gran Canaria is a close second.Was ok when I was a teen but went again a few years ago and it's a dive and hasn't improved since I'd been there the first time.

fishy fishy · 22-05-2012 12:51pm

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Worst holiday ever?

It rained boo hoo.

The food was crap boo hoo.

It was overpriced boo hoo.

The roads were bumpy boo hoo.

Try being shot at for 9 months in Afghanistan, burying the **** youve just taken in sand thats hot and hard as concrete. Makes Spanish Point seem like Mecca.

your choice :rolleyes:

RachaelVO · 22-05-2012 1:13pm

old hippy wrote: »

Eaten by racist and homophobic trolls, apparently.

The worst thing on hol?

Food poisoned in Taiwan
Choked on chicken in Louisiana
Bitten by a duck in Wiltshire
Nearly drowned in Okinawa
Caught in earthquake in Chiba
Food poisoned in Menorca
Bitten by something nasty in Hawaii

Eh, would you mind keeping us updated on your travel plans so we know not to go there at the same time. Cheers thanks so much!

Worst Holiday Destination Ever

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