Strangers at Beers

God I hate that moment when I have to say my username. Always sounds worse when said out loud.

Cravez

Typh wrote: »

I wonder if the guy would appear if the OP offered unemotional, no-strings attached sex because he's afraid of commitment?

Ah! So you've finally revealed yourself

pajunior wrote: »

This thread is the reason I won't be going to any boards beers.

NO CASUAL POSTERS!

I'm a casual poster and went to the beers, was a great laugh!

pajunior

Michael Cravez wrote: »

I'm a casual poster and went to the beers, was a great laugh!

Only messing, wanted to go to one for a while but circumstances seem to get in the way quite a bit.

Interceptor

I've gone to several Boards Beers and not spoken to anyone. I'm just not very social, get over it.

'cptr

smash

Interceptor wrote: »

I've gone to several Boards Beers and not spoken to anyone. I'm just not very social, get over it.

'cptr

So you just sit in the corner fapping by yourself?

mconigol

Did anyone ever turn up and pretend to be someone else off boards just to ruin their boards reputation?

AnonoBoy

It was probably me.

At least someone talked to me this time!

Raiser

Just tell the Kid his Dads name is Forgetable JumperyHat Guy & that he possibly liked Guiness.

- Much better than "Queef" your previous best tip-off........

kfallon

later10 wrote: »

and objectivity is one of my main reasons for posting on boards.

Wasting time in work is one of my main reasons for posting on boards!

JerryHandbag

It was probably Larry Murphy in costume.

pajunior

mconigol wrote: »

Did anyone ever turn up and pretend to be someone else off boards just to ruin their boards reputation?

Fantastic, until you introduce yourself to the person you're impersonating.

"No I'm the real facekicker"

"No I am, he's the imposter, probably never kicked anyone in the face before"

Kojak

Surely Larry Muphy would have had a clever username like "murphs" or "its Larry" or something to that effect...

kfallon

JerryHandbag wrote: »

It was probably Larry Murphy in costume.

I don't think Stupidusername would still be here if it was tbh!

stupidusername

i can defend myself :cool:

smash

stupidusername wrote: »

i can defend myself :cool:

with a hug?

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

i can defend myself :cool:

So it was Larry Murphy and you beat him off* with your handbag???


*not a euphemism for a **** :P

stupidusername

smash wrote: »

with a hug?

yeah, i'd hug the evil out of him.

kfallon wrote: »

So it was Larry Murphy and you beat him off* with your handbag???


*not a euphemism for a **** :P

nah, i'd scratch his eyes out with my nails

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

nah, i'd scratch his eyes out with my nails

So one minute he's getting a hug and then you are scratching his Japs eye out with your nails! :eek:

Talk about luring him into a false sense of security!

stupidusername

kfallon wrote: »

So one minute he's getting a hug and then you are scratching his Japs eye out with your nails! :eek:

Talk about luring him into a false sense of security!

how else could a little weakling girl like me defend herself?

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

how else could a little weakling girl like me defend herself?

*crosses legs*

WindSock

I don't know why people would do that. Prolly afraid, or summat.

Dravokivich

AnonoBoy wrote: »

It was probably me.

At least someone talked to me this time!

well in fairness that time in Ron Blacks when we left you by the bar was hilarious!

;P

Saila

Deleted User wrote: »

God I hate that moment when I have to say my username. Always sounds worse when said out loud.

"hi, Im boney arse bogman"

"I can see that, but what your username?!?!"

talla10

smash wrote: »

Surely most people at beers are strangers? I wouldn't have a clue who any of you are if I went to one.

Thats what i'd have thought. Maybe boardsies should have a secret password followed by the secret handshake to identify themselves in the 'real' world....

discus

stupidusername wrote: »

Was at a beers at the weekend, yes a Boards Beers, and myself and Kya (amongst others) got talking to a fellow Boardsie - true story. Anyway, he told us his name, and when asked his username he kinda said something, but by the end of the night, still no one knew who he was.

so the point of this thread is two-fold: to find out who our mysterious stranger / boardsie was and to generally discuss if this happens at Beers much. this guy said he hangs around AH quite a bit hence why it's here.

Do a lot of people show up to beers that no one has heard of? and then disappear again, like a fart in the night?

I know a keef who posts on boards. Tight hair cut?!

The King of Moo

Maybe people are taking internet behaviour into the real world and lurking and/or trolling beerses.

Though I kind of almost lurked at the last AH Beers by being just around the corner in another place for a family birthday.
I probably unwittingly passed a few boardsies on the street. Never even offered them the secret handshake.

talla10

Never been to boards beers.. Is it like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Uvc4mkmO0

discus

The King of Moo wrote: »

I probably unwittingly passed a few boardsies on the street. Never even offered them the secret handshake.

I've recognised a few who've commented on different facebook groups, or online dating sites (plenty of fish is full of boards ladies!).

Another certain dublin based boardsie may have also had cause to remove me from a public house in Dublin City Centre one time. I don't think he recognised me... Or maybe he did

Poor Uncle Tom

Jeez' didn't know it would cause this much aggro....;)

tallaghtmick

Dravokivich wrote: »

He said his name was Kief. (not sure how he spells it, but that's how it sounded)

Blooming'eck you wimmins oughta start paying attention to what blokes are saying.

check know your nerds I think either the 2nd or 3rd last page theres a poster with kief in his username.